Chilly Willy

The hidden force:

Panthers are the offseason champions 🏆

Just got accepted for a junior position on the leveraged finance team at JP Morgan

JP Morgan: We’re hiring. Me:

@44DoubleJ Won 7 games and ended up with MKG 😂

I highly doubt anyone in Charlotte would consider the Hornets “lucky” when it comes to the NBA Draft lottery! 🤣

This is what American foreign policy is going to look like for the near term: we take some aggressive unilateral action against somebody and then act shocked (maybe *are* genuinely shocked) when they retaliate and leave us in a worse position than before. We will repeat this process until we have sufficiently disarmed ourselves militarily and economically, a scenario we are speed running toward.

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@realLatifLove Genuinely curious why this bothers people so much. Finishing last is bad, why does it need a reward? I’m serious, like why is it a bad thing if a bad team drops to 10th in the draft?

Surely we are not in favor of the 11th, 12th, and 13th-best teams in the league having the same odds of getting the #1 pick as the three worst teams in the league. Right?

time to change my luck.

@nonotesnone @DamienPetersNBA The three worst records last year didn’t even get a top 3 pick lmao. It’s amazing how clueless ppl are 🤡.

@DamienPetersNBA Firstly, you guys are acting like the bottom 3 teams have zero chance of landing a top pick, which isn’t the case. Also, what teams are genuinely bad? 😂 Those teams aren’t as bad as they’re looking trust me, it’s all about the tank

The underlying problem with the anti-tanking conversation is no one wants to admit that there are genuinely bad teams in the NBA that desperately need star power. We are going to sit here in 12 months time and have to accept that the three worst teams (who be will genuinely bad) have less of a chance at getting the number 1 pick. I’m all for rule amendments, but these teams need help.

@TheDunkCentral Adam Silver when trying to find new ways to ruin basketball

@t4int3dx @WonzoTV Yea cause he made tanking even more prominent and Literally by changing the lottery lmao. There’s actual bad teams and the changes have continued to smoke them. You have teams tanking by losing in the playin to get lotto pick like the Mavs. Silver is a mongoloid

@willyball4 @WonzoTV Right so if the current system isnt helping and the future system wont help then i dont see why yiu are so mad. Im sorry but i care more about teams atleast trying and reg szn not being a boring shitshow all season. Whcih btw wont be fixed till we reduce the amount of games

One of the worst decisions ever made by a professional sports league. Truly league ruining implications all to stop an issue that doesn't exist

@Atmos8861 @NBABabySecret What an absolute retard. The 3 worst teams last year. All were genuinely bad or had injuries and not one of the even landed a top 3 pick lmao 🤡🤡🤡

@NBABabySecret Dumb ass take. No team that’s been in the bottom 3 in the last 10 years have got there by accident. they bench dudes and throw games on purpose. Stop fucking doing that. Play basketball. Fight to not be bottom 3. That’s the point

Really stupid but at least it will hypothetically fix a fake problem and create a real one

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

@SolertheBeaver @MZavagno11 @BillMonty_ You’re so close to getting it…

@MZavagno11 @BillMonty_ If that’s the case tanking isn’t an issue.

This is genuinely terrible - Punishes the worst teams (and keeps them bad). Fails to acknowledge teams can be bad without actively tanking - Moves the tank clearly to the 4-10 window which will do nothing to fix the watchability of March basketball

@t4int3dx @WonzoTV This is like the biggest clown take ever. Last year the 3 worst teams didn’t even get a top 3 pick. Teams that were genuinely bad and had injuries. You don’t live in reality. All this does is punish bad teams who actually need/deserve franchise changing talent.

@WonzoTV Bad teams have an actual incentive to win, be more creative with signings and trade. Does it suck sure, but the product is more competitive, and we actually get to see the best play the best. The way a professional sports league should be

No federally mandated paid parental leave, daycare $2k/month for a newborn, can of milk $60, groceries up 20%, can’t afford a home (space) , and can’t go to college. oh and can’t go to the doctor if unemployed. and you fake ass confused.

Ben Sasse is a member of a political party that has done everything it can for decades now to create a political economy in which fewer and fewer Americans can afford to raise a family in comfort, security, and dignity. Talking about candy crush or whatever is pure silliness.

wearing these with my dick out one side and balls out the other

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I’m a 39 year old father of three and grandfather of one in Amarillo Texas. I work hard at the warehouse every day, and as a patriot, the most important thing in my life right now is Donald Trump getting to build a $400 million ballroom