Armed Anderson
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Armed Anderson
@wooo_world
My entire account is anime, pro wrestling, and some Red Sox baseball because I'm a massive giganerd :: Also shitposting
USA Katılım Kasım 2017
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@RyuguFinana You don't just chomp down. You need to be gentle.
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@KingTheGalaxy28 Everyone? Most people call their favorite their wife, unless it's one of the more cute and funny girls like Aris or Ibuki.
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@Injun_king My money is on Seia, unless Mika also has a gorilla grip down there, too.
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@Roswell_SS Nah. I can't get behind a scenario where Takina isn't the top.
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@arpple_gamemode @thedimitri Nothing wrong with Vietnamese ladies. My favorite of my uncle's ex wives is Vietnamese.
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thirst traps: indulgent, attention-seeking, slutty.
thirst traps, japan: tasteful, elegant. trying to fix the birth rate. heroic.
𝗘𝗻𝗮🧸@Anuradh92452239
もう赤ちゃんできるかな?
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@CDoombeard 'Ey! Fry Man! What uh... what the hell are you freaks doin' over there all day? I'm tryin'a sleep!
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One of the coolest things I've seen lately is the sudden surge of friendly communications between Japanese🇯🇵 Twitter and American🇺🇸 Twitter.
Here's something nobody is openly talking about: we're talking to each other through a translation filter, and we're all aware of that fact.
I see friendly Americans replying to Japanese posts, and they're carefully writing their posts to avoid ambiguity that would mess up the automatic translation.
Americans are actually taking care to make themselves understood, consciously or unconsciously, by simplifying their language and avoiding words with double meanings.
Because they know that translation software can trip up on those things.
Because the Americans know that the Japanese value politeness, and they want to meet the Japanese halfway at least.
Who ever said Americans were rude brutes? I'm seeing impeccable manners out there!
I am very proud to be an American right now.

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@YIMBYLAND South Korea needs to understand that, while America loves them, too, Japan is the prettier girl at the dance.
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I have unknowingly pissed off a bunch of Koreans…
YIMBYLAND@YIMBYLAND
The vibe over the past few days on USA x Japanese twitter
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Me: do we have plans next weekend?
Wife: It’s Easter but we’re free Saturday. Why?
Me: I may have invited a few people over for bbq
Wife: who?
Me:
Wife:
Me:
Wife: who?
Me: uh…Japan
Wife: Japanese people?
Me: Yes
Wife: How many are coming?
Me: all of them
Wife: What do you mean “all”? All of who?
Me: Japan. About 122m or so
Wife:
Me:
Wife: we don’t have enough chairs
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@BrandonRStreams Nothing except bringing back the Hyakkayouran
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@cendol_plt I feel like they needed to give her a school uniform alt because the other three main C&C members got them last year when the event first ran. Plus I love the comfy gyaru look on her.
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She literally got 4 lines in this event. I checked
Sure it's neat to have a new unit to play with but if I was an Akane fan I'd really prefer she got a different unit, in an event where she's more relevant ngl, especially bc that this means she wont attention again for years
ブルーアーカイブ公式@Blue_ArchiveJP
【生徒紹介】 「ミレニアムEXPO」のガイドを務めることになったアカネさん。 メイドやエージェントでなく、普通の一生徒として行動しているせいか、いつも以上に穏やかな空気を纏っていますが、「お掃除」のやり方は忘れていない模様…。 「よろしければ、一緒にミレニアムを散策しませんか?」 #ブルアカ
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@Blue_ArchiveJP Pump that comfy megane mommy right into my veins
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Yuuka Track.

HEEM@Principati000
Why do people draw Yuuka with huge tits even though she is average?
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@sow413 @tangbaiqiao Japan is not America's dog. They are probably our only true friend in this world.
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In the Middle East stands Israel; in Asia, Japan.
The world mocks them both as “America’s dogs.”
But what is wrong with being a dog?They are wolves, tamed and loyal.
To protect the flock of sheep from the wild wolves prowling beyond,
one needs precisely such wolves—
wolves that have been trained,
wolves that bare their fangs not in rebellion,
but in fierce, unwavering devotion. That is their pride.
That is their true calling.
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现在可以说,今天以后世界将不再一样。
伊朗问题基本解决了。信不信由你。当然是美国大胜。准确讲,是美国将伊朗魔鬼政权灭了。就像灭掉了跟美国做对的委瑞内拉独裁政权一样。
我再做两个大胆预测:
一,未来中东地区的局势将全面由美国掌控,从此以后将由老大川普说了算。这个火药桶将迎来一个较长时期的和平。
二,很快欧洲主要三个国家英、法、德都会全面右转,下一次大选都将是右派执政。从而彻底扭转欧洲被左派长期控制的局面。首功当然还是川普。
若果如此,川普拯救了整个中东和欧洲。
美洲已经基本完成重生过程,非洲会自然而然紧跟美国,剩下就是亚洲了。亚洲唯一需要解决的是谁,大家都很清楚。在此过程中,日本将扮演极为重要的角色,协助川普完成开创人类新纪元的神圣使命!
唐柏桥@tangbaiqiao
明天以后,世界将不再一样! 伊朗的自由需要伊朗人民自己去争取。是时候了。这一次失去机会,伊朗将进入漫长的黑暗时期。我坚信,伊朗的天很快会亮!
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