Gail
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The shark, with its lifeless, doll's eyes, caught the eye of the lifeguard jogging along the beach.
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster
Writing Puzzle #25 Rework this sentence to fix the grammar: "As she jogged along the beach, the large shark caught the eye of the lifeguard."
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@MerriamWebster The shark, with its lifeless, doll's eyes, caught the eye of the lifeguard jogging along the beach.
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Writing Puzzle #25
Rework this sentence to fix the grammar:
"As she jogged along the beach, the large shark caught the eye of the lifeguard."
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@MerriamWebster Truth it is, universally acknowledged, mm-hmm. If in possession of a good fortune a single man is, in want of a wife he must be.
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Writing Puzzle #21
Star Wars Day Edition. Rewrite the opening line of "Pride and Prejudice" as if Yoda wrote it:
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
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Truth it is, universally acknowledged, mm-hmm. If in possession of a good fortune a single man is, in want of a wife he must be.
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster
Writing Puzzle #21 Star Wars Day Edition. Rewrite the opening line of "Pride and Prejudice" as if Yoda wrote it: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
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Sounds like heaven compared to coming home to this douche canoe.
Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski
Educated Women = Bad Venmo Girls = Good
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“I don’t want to hear the phrase elections don’t matter anymore.” Meidas University contributor @EmmaSilverman1 sounds off on the leaked Supreme Court draft decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.
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@MerriamWebster A couple of dogs in the park suddenly started sniffing each other flirtatiously. Their owners, Anita and Roger, looked on.
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Writing Puzzle #19
Revise for clarity:
"Two people were watching their dogs in the park when suddenly they started sniffing each other flirtatiously."
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These Boomers? They (<--pronoun) need to go back to school.
Walter Masterson@waltermasterson
MAGA tells me there are only *2 pronouns. This joke works every time.
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