Joey Deacon

@Heccles94 We all do pal

I am English. This is my country too. And I don’t want racism or thuggery. I don’t want MAGA Christian’s-fascism. I want a free, open and caring society where everyone is welcome.

@vx4phd2vfn @carlyjohnson123 @Vinnyhill20 In my hairy ring piece please big boy 💋

@working30581 @carlyjohnson123 @Vinnyhill20 I would punch the shit out of you tho you lefty

Getting married at 16 is wrong I'm sorry

@TheGriftReport @GriftReport The first big poo to the chest from an Arab Prince is always the toughest

British woman, 34, dies unexpectedly in Dubai after moving overseas to start a new life Desiree Golling from Merseyside relocated to the UAE for a fresh start and was working as a business consultant at Property Finder. Her cause of death has not been disclosed. Her devastated mother Paula, who is flying to Dubai, said: “How can I put into words my beautiful Desi gone from this world? You brought laughter, love and positivity into people’s lives, fly high my angel love and miss you.” Desiree’s cousin Amber Harrison, an actress in ITV’s G’Wed, posted: “Our beautiful big cousin Desiree. Loved by so many, you will be missed. Our family will never be the same without you. Our queen of Dubai.” Another cousin, Autumn Harrison, added: “Your beautiful soul shined right through you… You didn’t just care about people, you made people feel truly loved.” The Foreign Office confirmed it is supporting her family.

@HJB_News__ Just because he sucks cock doesn’t mean he’ll be a bad leader . Give him a chance

Wes Streeting has announced he’ll be running for the Labour leadership contest. He said he wants to be the first gay Prime Minister in Britain.

@Sara_Varnholt Rim my pipe

Be honest guys: If you saw me and my bestie looking cute at a bar, would you offer us both a drink or just one? 👀

@Neccccy Ferret

Describe Wes Streeting in one word?

@TheGriftReport @GriftReport Thick, vacuous whore

Katie Price fears husband Lee Andrews has been ‘kidnapped’ after he vanished three days ago Katie, 47, revealed in a YouTube update on Saturday that she last spoke to Lee, 42, on Wednesday night at 10pm as he tried to cross the Hatta border in Dubai to catch a flight to the UK. His phone went dead at 10:03pm. In their final FaceTime call he appeared hooded and told her he had been “captured or arrested” with ties around his hands, saying “they’re coming back for me.” She has now contacted the head of CID in Dubai, who confirmed Lee is not in any prison or police station and cannot be located. Lee had repeatedly failed to fly back for their planned Good Morning Britain interview and brand deals, fuelling weeks of speculation about their marriage. Katie previously called their relationship a “soap opera” and was recently spotted without her wedding ring.

@PhilMyers53 @lisanandy No takers though

Is it now time for her to go? @lisanandy

@Cailum_01 @carlyjohnson123 She’s selling and I’m buying pal . Carly is the best

@carlyjohnson123 Dunno, selling your Fanny online has to be up there

@idk45584558 @carlyjohnson123 And your Nan yearned for something better than your Grandads saggy ball sack for 60 years but had no choice

@carlyjohnson123 My Grandma did, and her and her husband stayed together the rest of their lifes.

@vx4phd2vfn @carlyjohnson123 @Vinnyhill20 You’re an incel you giant sausage

@carlyjohnson123 @Vinnyhill20 Your fat it is not nice and you look very unhygienic

@adamJ13924 @carlyjohnson123 Fuck off Adam

@carlyjohnson123 That’s why you’re unqualified to tell others whether marriage is right or wrong at any age. @Tyson_Fury @tommytntfury

@Vsjjpj1557 @carlyjohnson123 But they are great tits though

@carlyjohnson123 But showing your tits all over twitter at 43 is sound...each to own

@richardpbacon Piss off coke head

I just walked past that lot. It is an out and out racist march. It’s gross to be anywhere near. Anyone who says this is normal people expressing normal sentiments isn’t normal.

@Jassmini2 Nope

My mom said that I am beautiful Yes or no 😊💐

@JamesAbbott2013 @AdrianRamsay It’s Essex not Ukraine you dick

Bad move by #Essex Reform in a week when Russia has carried out more barbaric attacks on Ukraine.

@AdrianRamsay Ooooh listen to Fred the Weatherman

It is clear that El Niño is stronger than previously expected. While its immediate impacts are being felt across the Pacific, we are likely to feel the consequences here through colder and harsher autumn and winter in the months ahead.

@Keir_Starmer Fuck off dickhead

Today the voices of division will be loud. They don't speak for the country I know, one that belongs to all of us. That's our Britain. A Britain worth fighting for. lbc.co.uk/article/keir-s…

@Keir_Starmer I love the way you say ‘Fwar Right Thuggerwy’

I’ll always champion peaceful protest. But the Unite the Kingdom march organisers are peddling hatred and division. We’ve already blocked visas for far-right agitators who want to come here to spew their extremist views. They don't speak for the decent, fair, respectful Britain I know.

@GBNEWS His son thinks he’s a cunt though

Sir David Beckham becomes Britain's first billionaire sportsperson gbnews.com/sport/football…