Peter Edwards

@RogerMiles Must be a spoof. Surely...

Whaaaa?

@metamacky YUGEST!

@writesofway yuge.

today i’m going to dig a big hole in the ground with a spade, like a REAL man.

Congratulations to Westminster Council for their acceptance of Banksy’s brilliant statue near Pall Mall. Let’s hope it stays — a welcome note of calmness and humour at a time of growing extremism.

@susie_dent Unclearing When dreich or otherwise murky weather appears to be clearing only for the murk to take hold once again. Endemic to the Western Isles

A question: what are the things you wish there was a word for? And have you come up with your own word to fill that gap?

@triffic_stuff_ 'fire him immediately' you piece of shit

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK IS GOING ON IN BRITAIN?! 😡 A Wetherspoons manager in Braintree has just been caught on camera openly refusing to serve customers who support Reform UK. “I’m deciding that”, he smugly tells punters. Refusing service over politics?! In a bloody pub?! Reform UK is currently the biggest party in the country, leading the polls at 25-28%, favourites to win the next election. These aren’t some fringe weirdos, they’re ordinary, hard-working Brits. The exact salt-of-the-earth customers who pack out Wetherspoons every week, keep the pints flowing and the lights on. Without them, half these pubs would be broke. And some snotty little bar manager thinks he can play political gatekeeper? F*ck off! That’s not how Britain works. You don’t get to ban paying customers because of who they vote for. If you can’t handle serving people with different views, don’t work with the public. Simple as. Tim Martin, sort this out and fire him immediately. This is a disgrace.

@Tinebobagain @labisiffre yours weren't human

@labisiffre Your parents weren’t British.

I am English and I am not a Royalist, far from it. Nonetheless, I felt (with the appropriately reserved British stance of my parents generation) proud (a word I have rarely used in my life) listening to King Charles, through his speech writers (though I suspect he would not say something they had written of which he did not approve) as he addressed the U.S. Congress as the adult in the room. His speech made it clear that Donald Trump is a danger to the USA, to the stability of the international community and the planet. His speech may help some Republicans in congress to grow a backbone on behalf of the American people who find themselves with a President who does not care about them but only for his own elevation and power. To King Charles I say, nicely done. #USA #America #KingCharles #UK #Congress

@p_aulwhite Such a noble, handsome boy!

Zorro the Sarplaninac in the Carpathian forest. Two days ago we were walking here in t-shirts. Today there was snow. #Transylvania #Romania

@WhiteHouse One king and a fucking nonce

TWO KINGS. 👑

@matthewsyed @Ferretgrove It's a media-driven campaign to oust Starmer. Who owns/controls the media?

The bandwidth sucked up by the Mandelson non-story is embarrassing. A minor appointment taken in what was perceived to be the national interest. Astonishing that the Westminster bubble is still obsessed but then tittle tattle started to define British politics a long time ago

@metamacky @juliet_turner6 🤣

@juliet_turner6 hedge twiglets

Found on the way to the shop yesterday! I think these are caterpillars of the Mottled Umber moth (Erannis defoliaria) This is your sign to look closely at hedgerows as you pass. 😊

@FLOTUS Where does that 'political sickness' come from, d'ya think?

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@Marcus___007 @danwootton The filth is all yours

@danwootton The last time he took his wife on a visit was to a photo shoot in Auschwitz. He's an atheist, she's jewish. Imagine using your own wife to get 'the shot' He's filth.

This is a complete lie. Lady Victoria Starmer no longer resides in Downing Street with the children, is more miserable than she’s ever been, and wants him out of the job ASAP. I feel sorry for her being used as a political tool based on a fantasy.

@DesmondSwayne Fucking hell! I thought you were dead!?

We were never whipped when the house voted on referring Boris Johnson to the Privileges Committee. It would be an abomination if any MPs were whipped for the vote on Starmer’s referral tomorrow.

@johnthejack That's easy for you (and me!) to say!

Your regular reminder: shampoo is a con, don't bother with it. #c4news (ad break)

@ZiaYusufUK Fuck off, bitch

Friendly note to Labour MPs ahead of the vote tomorrow to decide if Starmer should face an ethics probe: If you vote against it, Reform will carpet bomb your constituency to ensure all your constituents know you voted to save the most unpopular PM of all time. Vote wisely.

@Bbmorg Unfair on alley cats

The US has a military and economy befitting the most powerful Country in the history of the World led by a moron with the morals of alley cat.

@DownHomeJohn @UnderscoreYara Boofuckinghoo

@UnderscoreYara No, it’s because Europeans have been talking smack nonstop since Trump was elected your leadership, your government’s. As an American, I hold the French and the British and the Spanish government partially personally responsible.

Because we hate Americans and Argentinians more than the British 🥸☝️

@metamacky Buggering around

bugs doing stuff.

@DAaronovitch John Lanchester called it first

'This hasn't been talked about much'. Which is true. A terrible conspiracy of silence?