Scott @ When The Beat Drops

I love when Black people say “there go your friend” and you look up and it’s somebody you hate 😂😂😂

He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually

Insomnia by Zhiyong Jing

My daughter said she likes lying because it makes her heart beat fast 😭😭😭😭 girl wtf

I can’t stand when someone types “hello” on Microsoft teams and waits for a response. Please just type out what you want in the first message.

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

The survivor after the end of a horror movie:

people who make having an iphone their entire personality are the worst

It’s actually insane that people used to casually receive a giant book with everyone’s home address and phone number in it. 😭

Miss this man. 💙

ChudTheBuilder optimizes everything that's wrong with modern life, Internet culture and probably, America. It's sad. He'll more than likely get killed unless he stops soon.

Ended with 0 crashes in 34 years. Absolutely legendary career.

2026

"Todo sucede en el momento adecuado, tal como debe ser". - Lao Tzu

🚨🗣️ Jurgen Klopp: "It's true that I treat each individual player differently. And sometimes a player would come up to me and say: 'You would NEVER speak the same way to me like you did to him!". And I would respond: "No, I wouldn't. Because he grew up in Argentina in a house with no windows, and you grew up in Munich. And now you want me to treat YOU the same way I treat HIM? Growing up in places like Argentina or Senegal is different than growing up in Munich!"

i don’t fuck with any type of job shaming. we all out here just trying to live man, don’t be ugly.

Why the fuck is everything polyester

Never forget Harry Kane is doing all of this in sketchers

I've never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Man City's squad depth is insane. To have a player like Kovacic start a semi-final after a year without starting a game, and just slotting back into the team like that is madness.