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@DanXAura @jasonseeks @nicksortor @nikitabier You don’t need to hide anymore. Now everybody can see you’re retarded. Please live your best life

@jasonseeks @nicksortor @nikitabier Yes I am from India. I mentioned it on my profile. It's visible on location feature as well. Thereis nothing to hide.

@DanXAura Sorry we couldn’t be more supportive of your diverse contributions to X

@zerohedge Personally, I’m really curious what the dirka dirka mushhammed jihad crowd has to say. Let’s all give them more of a chance and really hear them out

In private, Iranian officials say they’re preparing to resume peace talks with the United States. In public, however, they are far more wary, even pugnacious at times, as they blame the White House for putting diplomacy at risk: NYT

@boldleonidas @Pumpfun @saylor 1) What?

Many people are asking why this retarded fuckstick even has a platform. I don’t have an answer. Leading experts have been sorting through the data and the explanation isn’t clear yet

@BFW @Buccicanes @NCSportsTakes You’re retarded. And we somehow act like that’s fine also. Just be grateful. Thanks for coming to this TED talk

@Buccicanes @NCSportsTakes They’ve answered. That’s fine.

Why is Carolina’s arena so empty in double overtime of a playoff game?

@zerohedge In the end, they’re prob all losers. Only way to eliminate environmental bias is to put them in a room with a winner and see what happens

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang ‘nearly lost his composure’ when pressed on selling chips to China — ‘You’re not talking to someone who woke up a loser’ tomshardware.com/tech-industry/…

@HermesLux Eloquent 🤝🏼

Why I prefer to roll my covered calls every week, on average, to a new ~40 DTE expiration date. This issue continues to come up repeatedly with a lot of people asking me questions about it. This has become one of the issues that I had to define for myself over the years since there hasn't been any clear options education to describe the change that is occurring everyday with the passage of time. Most people don't understand the option greeks, and rightfully so — it's not common knowledge whatsoever. The primary option Greeks that you hear most about are delta, theta, and gamma, but most people talk about these independently and very few people understand how they interact with one another even though the definition of gamma is the rate of change of the delta based on a $1 move in the underlying ticker. As time to expiration shrinks, gamma naturally spikes for near-the-money options—making the short call's delta change much faster on even small stock moves—while theta (time decay) accelerates, eroding the option's extra value and leaving less room to roll for a credit. I know even writing this stuff is over the heads of a lot of people at first — it was for me too, and that's okay. Below, I will attempt to explain as simply as I can the process as I have come to understand it. So why do I roll out to a new 40 DTE call every week rather than just waiting for the short call to expire? In a word: "Gammafication". Gammafication is not a real term used in options speak or anywhere else that I am aware of, but it is a term that I created to describe the event I wish to avoid while I am selling/rolling low delta covered calls. Gammafication, according to my definition, is the speed by which an option’s gamma increasingly influences its delta as the option approaches expiration—causing delta to change more rapidly and dramatically in response to even small movements in the underlying asset’s price. Gamma can be thought of as the delta's delta, but what I am describing is the interaction of gamma and theta decay plus the natural increase in gamma as DTE falls. In simpler words, gammafication makes it harder to roll an existing short call (or put) out for a credit. The closer an option is to its expiration date, the more difficult it is to roll out for a credit, especially when the option goes in the money, meaning that the strike price of the option is lower than the actual price of the underlying ticker. This is the very reason I wish not to sell covered calls 7 days out or even less than 30 days out, unless I am employing a different strategy altogether wherein I am expecting/hoping to have my shares called away. But this is not the intent of the 10Δ strategy I have written about. By keeping the option expiration far enough out in time, I am safe from having my short calls exercised against my wishes, thereby protecting my long position (stock or long calls). And by rolling out every week, I am effectively extending the goal post each week making the strike price further out of reach. A stock can run hard for a while but not forever. Eventually it will calm down and normalize or even fall back some, and when it returns to normality, my short calls, which, despite weekly rolling, may have increased from the 10 delta to the 50 delta over that time, will then slowly begin their way back towards the 10 delta, allowing me to start the process all over once again.

@Werkman The surface still appears calm. But underneath, there is a building tsunami of capital 🌊

Bitcoin is still below $75K. Nothing has even happened yet.

This is a high IQ take

@weeklyshowpod @ben_mckenzie This is like asking the cashier at a 7-11 to diagnose your medical problems 🤣 wtf

.@ben_mckenzie on how crypto helps criminals and hostile states evade sanctions — and how Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick profits from it. #theweeklyshow #jonstewart #politics

@AdamBLiv @saylor Yes, but you shouldn’t really mix those buckets of capital. Capital acquired via STRC ATM is a separate bucket that doesn’t fund its own dividend payment. That’s what the MSTR ATM bucket is for

🔥SAYLOR HAS WON: THE BITCOIN SINGULARITY IS HERE🔥 THIS IS THE BIGGEST STORY IN FINANCE. THE BEARS ARE ON LIFE SUPPORT. ASSUMING LAST WEEK'S CAPTURE RATE, STRATEGY JUST RAISED MORE THAN THEIR ENTIRE ANNUAL DIVIDEND OBLIGATION... ...IN ONE TRADING SESSION... ...WITH ZERO MSTR ISSUANCE NEEDED. $1.2 BILLION OF BITCOIN PURCHASED IN ONE DAY. THE CAPITAL FROM THE WORLD'S LARGEST INCOME POOL IS FLOODING INTO BITCOIN. STRC. THE GREATEST SHARPE RATIO IN HISTORY. 11.5% YIELD. 1.7% VOLATILITY. HIGH LIQUIDITY. NOTHING CAN COMPETE WITH SAYLOR'S BITCOIN WAR MACHINE. THIS IS THE GREATEST WEALTH TRANSFER IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY:

@BitPaine Hearing whispers that Ben Cowen may be a “power bottom”

They’re calling $60k “the Ben Cowen bottom” because he told you to sell it.

@Tyler_Neville_ Hopefully an inflection point. We’ll see

Man the next generation is so pissed. That’s the quickest 44k likes I’ve ever seen. I don’t think this compromised gaslighting class of politicians realizes how fast the demographics turn in the next 5 years…. These things can turn fast when people lose faith in long standing institutions….

Random place for me to post this anecdotal observation…but it kinda fits, so I’ll do it anyways. I think the correlation we’ve seen recently where STRC dips a bit on BTC selloffs is resulting from people taking cash (STRC) off the sidelines and deploying it back into BTC. STRC starting to show stability on 10-15% down BTC swings is a big deal. When BTC starts consistently trending up again, I expect the demand for STRC to grow as people sideline profits (as well as other reasons related to collateral/treasury growth). If true, then that would be a nice booster to bullish momentum. Just my 2 sats 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bitcoin dipping with $STRC holding above par is a best case scenario for $MSTR shareholders.

One penny of volatility. Closed at par. $STRC

@BitPaine Question. Everything. Intelligently.

who could have predicted this?

@spicybiryani87 @BitPaine In a weird way, I respect the courage it took to put your retardation on full display like this. You should follow it up with a TED Talk 🤣

@BitPaine This is the level of retard we have to deal with in the US. And this arrogance is exactly why we are losing this war

can we just b-52 this guy already?

“I don’t understand how anyone could vote for Donald Trump?!” Because this was the fucking alternative:

@pmarca I’m here to support the use of this specific meme. That is all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I fear I have overcorrected. Time to switch to “following” for awhile to let grok cool off. He’s getting a little worked up.

gotta balance out the gay ethereum post to keep the algorithm guessing. take that, grok. milkers only. ONLY as in *not gay*. 👐