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@SneedMaxx wait, that's real? when did that come out? I must have this.

I replaced a starter on a 4.3 yesterday and it took me 15 minutes. Now I really want one of these.

@Jolly_Jingo_250 uhhhh. ummm. sounds great in theory, but.... Years from now, you're ears will be going eeeeeaaaaahhheeeeaaaah 24/7; It wouldn't be so bad, except the left and right are screeching at different frequencies and are out of tune.

Nerds saying “he’s not wearing ear protection!!” Machine guns are like chainsaws, air chisels, etc: the more you fire them w/o ear pro, the more your ears get used to it

@PsillySimons @cecegkh yea. When i see these things; I think, um, why did you buy in an HOA in the first place if you aren't going to follow the HOA rules? Isn't that kind of the point?

@cecegkh Do you know people should stop buying houses in HOA‘s? I purposely held out to buy my house that doesn’t have an HOA.

The OFFICIAL HOA letter has now been delivered. Violation of rules section 8.4B is very ambiguous. Corrective measures to take: Mow in random directions. Skip one mowing session per week. Allow visible wheel marks. Refrain from posting yard on social media. The challenge has been accepted on both sides now! ‘May the odds be ever in your favor!’ 😂 Do you think these rules are ambiguous on purpose?

@powerfulwizerd Got mine stuck in a piece of machinery something like 30 years ago, had to cut it off. Been wearing the rubber ones ever since; what is a "tech bro" and what do they wear that irritates you so?

I hate those fuck ass wedding rings that tech bros wear. You know the ones

@klara_sjo hahaha, what did i just watch?

Before sleep claims me, here is your Daily DANG.

@madaomoshiroi Have you seen storm trooper shoot? They are as much of a threat as a sleeping hamster :P

煽り運転防止になりそうな発想が素敵

@twtayaan turn off secure boot?

Linux users who uninstalled Windows to escape Microsoft and choose freedom with Linux may not have escaped yet. Microsoft holds the cryptographic key that allows every major Linux distro to boot on modern hardware. Ubuntu. Fedora. Debian. All of them. Without Microsoft's signature your Linux machine does not start. And that key expires in 4 days. June 27, 2026. Here is what is actually happening. When Secure Boot was introduced in 2012, Microsoft became the certificate authority for the entire PC boot ecosystem. Every Linux bootloader on the planet has to be signed by Microsoft to run on any UEFI machine with Secure Boot enabled. Your existing Linux install will still boot after June 27. That is the good news. The bad news is everything going forward. → Any new shim binary after June 27 cannot be signed with the old key anymore → If your firmware never gets the new 2023 Microsoft certificates, fresh distro installs will fail to boot → Older laptops, smaller vendor hardware and embedded devices that never receive firmware updates are now in permanent limbo → Dell, HP and Lenovo have pushed updates. Smaller vendors have not. Nobody knows how many devices fall through the cracks. The fix for most people is one command: sudo fwupdmgr update But the bigger story here is the one nobody is talking about. The Linux community spent years arguing about freedom and independence from Microsoft. The entire time Microsoft had a key that every Linux machine on earth depended on to start. That is not a conspiracy. That is just how Secure Boot was designed. Run the update. Then think about what it means. Full details here: zdnet.com/article/aspiri…

@JoelFeldmanPhD no regret, but some disappointment; Grew up watching war movies and you are suppose to get to go to new and interesting far away places and meet new and interesting people, and kill them. Turned out to be more like janitorial work and not much killing.

Military Do you regret the time you were in the military? Yes or no? Why?

@cavempty_ I take it you never met a drill instructor?

there is literally nothing that can be done when you are sleepy. there is no known treatment or cure

@Demon_Realms yes; both are true at the same time; stuck in front of a damn terminal all day while eating everything.

It's almost impressive when a guy that's 6'4+ is kinda fat. Bro must be incredibly lazy or eats like 4000 calories a day

@TansuYegen man, i wish i knew about this in the 70's, this wold have been so much fun; ants, bees, spiders, whatever :P

Limits are just illusions made by the mind 🤯

@RNR_0 Trying running parallel agents on a complicated task. You can hit the session limit in like 30 minutes with 10 parallel agents

Claude 20x plan has to be a scam at this point. They made Claude so slow. You can't max out your session limits consistently anymore Downgraded mine to 5x after Fable. Plenty tokens left, not because I don't use all, because it's too slow and too much frictions

@trumplicans2024 Operate a wood chipper?

well...

@Tweeter_xyzd @TheLizVariant superposition is a myth and a disastrous translation error of non native English speakers using the word "observe" to mean interact. The idea that conscious observation forces state resolution is absurdly absurd to the point of being absurd.

@TheLizVariant It's a computer in which your cat is both dead and alive simultaneously.

Everyone on my timeline is suddenly a quantum computing expert. Meanwhile I’m over here like: “So it’s a computer that does computer things… but way more computery?” After an hour of reading, that’s honestly the best explanation I’ve got. 🤣

@tradepartty I blame small screens and lack of focus. Back in the day, we would just play with boobs.

My bf will be like let me put something on tv and it’s a YouTube video of a guy deep frying action figures and then he’ll start touching my boobs

@itsrosesm Surly you mean steak and lobster MRE flavored meal packs? I don't know how the other armed forces live, but the Marines are use to sitting in some dirt or sand eating dehydrated stuffs out of a brown plastic pouch. My favorite was the pork thing, was like a pork cracker

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TAXPAYER MONEY BEING USED TO PROVIDE PREMIUM MEALS LIKE STEAK AND LOBSTER TO DEPLOYED TROOPS?

@SmithJorda52361 Very nice

@Ivantheboomer @Amer1can_Barbie She would be walking with a limp for at least a week :P

@Amer1can_Barbie all you guys talking trash would hit that, you are liars

Slump buster

@CastleHowlett @SunWeatherMan @deaflibertarian Push....Up. Down up Down up Down up. I think i can still taste it. God times 😀

@SunWeatherMan @deaflibertarian Marines get OC sprayed so we know what to expect and that we can power through the pain with discipline and hate. You pepper spray the wrong person and your death is just gonna be more painful 😂😂

Ladies, for self-defense, mace, a key between your fingers, screams, and kicks will not save you. You need to a gun. It's the only equalizer that will work.

@Kochara13 @SpaceX Well; We don't actually know that it's impossible yet; We only know that we don't know how or if it's not possible yet.

“Why SpaceX doesn't use an electric rocket to reach orbit, it is because that’s impossible Reason is Newton's Third Law. In vacuum, there is nothing to "PUSH" against. You must react against ejected mass.” — Elon Musk