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Like everyone else, I'm backing away from Twitter. Not because the owner is a cloaca, necessarily, but because you can't opt out of the AI scraping anymore. With that in mind, I'll stop engaging with others and only post junk from now on.

@thebigjohnshow @PaulElleringWWE @WWE @AlbanianPsycho @realKILLERkross @SunnyDhinsa I wanna see 'em take on the Hounds of Hell. Another team with serious Road Warrior energy.

@PaulElleringWWE @WWE @AlbanianPsycho @realKILLERkross @SunnyDhinsa Future AEW Tag Team Championship match in the near future?

.@WWE I am tired of the talking heads. Akam and Rezar can, without a doubt beat any Tag Team in the business today. Pedigree check. LOD 2.O

@fesshole Things you need to do to get a doctor's appointment these days.

I had a one night stand with a doctor. While he was fondling my breasts he said "you should have your GP check this lump out". Not the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me, but I did. It was breast cancer which was detected in time. Can't tell my husband how I found it.

BREAKING: The far right extremist group, Patriot Front, is at March for Life right now in Washington DC. These are NOT Feds. They are horrible people on the far right. It’s OK to recognize that even if you’re on the right.

@minty_vint I love how it ends with "when the weights finally wake up." Of course AI can't do metaphor. All through, it's been guessing at what the next most likely word might be and then it gets to "I need scissors, 61!"

asked deepseek r1 to write a 4chan-style greentext about whatever it wants on a hypothetical /ai/pol/

@KingArrogancex @Old_Snake22m @Puto_Takagi If you can't see how Jimmy Hart and Paul Heyman are similar, your opinion is worthless.

@xaeromancer @Old_Snake22m @Puto_Takagi Punk left WWE and shit on it for years and still got one of the biggest pops of the year. Also don't know hoe Heyman is similar to either of them. Hulk got booed because he's been blatantly racist and always politic backstage.

How come all of these pics are from his time in AEW, why is there no pictures of him with womens or trans rights shirts or signs from the last 15 months? Where's the official WWE licensed CM Punk shirt with the pro trans flag on it?

You can understand Lauren Sanchez having her phone out here. She must have worried the occasion wouldn’t otherwise be recorded.

A reminder of the Home Secretaries when the Southport murderer was ignored by Prevent. Notice anything? Every one a Tory. All under the previous Tory Government.

@FreeCesaro @bustNmove @Puto_Takagi Human rights are "politics" now? Only in the company that goes to Saudi Arabia. I believe Punk had something to say about that, too, although he seems happy to take his wages in blood money now.

@xaeromancer @bustNmove @Puto_Takagi Doesn't mean a political opinion should be broadcasted out of WWE. Do you see any other politics being blabbered about in WWE? No. This shouldn't either.

Leopards. Face.

@Alix_cu @Shropwitchespod He looks outraged!

New episode of @Shropwitchespod out this Thursday. And little Spoon (below) gets a mention! We keep our eyes out daily for Spoon content - look at his little face 😍

This is one of the largest images that you can post on Twitter. When the algorithm is ineffective at delivering the signal, feed it noise. Download and re-upload, each instance is a burden on the network. #static #resistance (voltage? current?)

@KingArrogancex @Old_Snake22m @Puto_Takagi In 20 years, Punk and Heyman will turn up to some event and be booed as mercilessly as Hogan and Jimmy Hart.

@Old_Snake22m @Puto_Takagi Punk literally just said yesterday he'd throw hogan's dusty ass out of the rumble and kill hulkamania for good. Yall just be making shit up

@bustNmove @Puto_Takagi You know who are members of the public, potential shareholders? Trans people.

@Puto_Takagi Because this is a publicly traded company. Keep your political beliefs at home, don't bring it to work.

@fugitiveink I couldn't foster cats. I'd keep them all.

Three years ago today, almost to the hour, I had a call asking if someone could bring round a rescue kitten, for me to look after just for a few days. Spoiler: this tiny little creature found his way into our hearts and home and never left! Happy Spooniversary, everyone!

@Bhaal_Spawn It's not as if him cozying up to Alice Weidel of the AfD and trying say Nazi's were left leaning socialists wasn't a clear fucking signal or anything. White South African turns out to be racist scum bag - quelle surprise.

@MikaLongue @StreathamRovers So's Taff.

@StreathamRovers My wife's dead, Terry. I miss her.

Yesterday we were visited by Sammy The Scrotum, BALLSistic's brand new mascot to help encourage children to take the potentially fatal dual threat of testicular cancer and men's mental health seriously. #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds

Someone needs to start a rumour among flat Earthers that there is a rival civilisation on the others side of the disk that is burrowing towards us so they can invade.