Brandon

Don’t ever eat the Mac n Cheese from Auto Zone, I am no longer able to satisfy my girlfriend

I used to crank my hog with one of these on

My partner banned porn and has actively made it a point to say if I squirt my hot stinky rat milk in anywhere but her gush hole, she’ll leave me

fuck an iron supplement I be chewing on her used tampons

fanta virus... yea. Gimme dat.. orang

Chick Fil A gotta be the pussy part of the bird cuz this shit good as fuck

Hovering over the toilet twerking a turd out

I broke out of prison using a kidney stone protruding from my urethra to slash a guard’s neck

Dat first lil lick of 🐱 wit the piss on it be like a shot of Henny

The Jews welded my urethra shut in my sleep

Used shorty’s rose toy on my tip and I almost passed out

yall mind if a chinese boy speak a rittle american

start diggin in yo hut twin

This is my Chinese financial advisor Bai-Lo Sellhai

LOCKED IN

@matzasf what about wet ones

The “me and the boy who traumatized me” trend is laughable woman are actually retarded.