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Brandon

@xbrndzy

Born to dilly dally, forced to lock in.

Katılım Ekim 2023
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Jack
Jack@FuneralDrinker·
Don’t ever eat the Mac n Cheese from Auto Zone, I am no longer able to satisfy my girlfriend
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Marked As “Unsafe Individual”
My partner banned porn and has actively made it a point to say if I squirt my hot stinky rat milk in anywhere but her gush hole, she’ll leave me
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Dogfucker
Dogfucker@rotnbrain·
fuck an iron supplement I be chewing on her used tampons
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peepoopoopoo
peepoopoopoo@peepeepoopoo241·
fanta virus... yea. Gimme dat.. orang
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Jack
Jack@FuneralDrinker·
Chick Fil A gotta be the pussy part of the bird cuz this shit good as fuck
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Rimjob Stephens
Rimjob Stephens@yoehh1234·
Hovering over the toilet twerking a turd out
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Dogfucker
Dogfucker@rotnbrain·
I broke out of prison using a kidney stone protruding from my urethra to slash a guard’s neck
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Jack
Jack@FuneralDrinker·
Dat first lil lick of 🐱 wit the piss on it be like a shot of Henny
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Cockus Flightball 𓅘
The Jews welded my urethra shut in my sleep
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Jack
Jack@FuneralDrinker·
Used shorty’s rose toy on my tip and I almost passed out
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luffy
luffy@0xluffy·
yall mind if a chinese boy speak a rittle american
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⟢ ⟣@vamptact·
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Pizza Hut
Pizza Hut@pizzahut·
start diggin in yo hut twin
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matt
matt@mattybtweets69·
This is my Chinese financial advisor Bai-Lo Sellhai
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El Hefe🤠🇲🇽
El Hefe🤠🇲🇽@gyattism·
The “me and the boy who traumatized me” trend is laughable woman are actually retarded.
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