Nancy ✨

@joshnotta @elllongshaw

Man asked for the short back n dreamworks

Ok @EvriUK_Help wtf?! Anyone else not able to make any payments for postage online? Like at all?!!!!!

@fesshole @Parris_Lane

I randomly pop into coffee shops and ask if anyone handed in a charger. I've collected 4 mobile phone chargers and 2 laptop chargers. Don't know what to do with them.

@RealMona_ @elllongshaw

@O2 Still waiting on a reply

@xnanc Hello, which date are you looking at? Please DM more details twitter.com/messages/compo…

@O2 presale tickets not working for @rickygervais takes you through to ticket master then saying it’s not available??

@JennaHarveyy @jusLikeMike911 😂😂

Prancer and Vixen after calling Rudolph a f*ggot

@PRADAXBBY @elllongshaw

i deserve a fatter ass.

@JennaHarveyy @LOOKSBYEBONY Hahahahh

This is crazy

@thahumorguy @elllongshaw

-Are you crying? Me: No -Look at me Me:

@heyhoneyrae @elllongshaw

@khilanii @JennaHarveyy

me in the mirror after my period is 1 day late

I know my worth I’m just dumb

@JordanRowes @JennaHarveyy

“Don’t be boring” nah i’m just not sacrificing my legs for a £5 ride 😭

@roastednchn @elllongshaw

@ScottishBantrr @elllongshaw

Don’t stop cause your leg fell aff

@97Vercetti @JennaHarveyy

when u was already in the shower but ur stomach hurting

@elllongshaw @iambillary 🙄

@iambillary @xnanc

@Parris_Lane @fesshole Ffs 😂😂

@fesshole @xnanc sort of thing that would happen to you 😂

Pulled a lad I worked with after a night out, invited me back to his but neglected to tell me he still lived with his parent, but also that he shared a bunk bed with his brother. He was 32. I ended up asking to stay on his sofa and dashed before anyone woke up.