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@paleochristcon I'll bet you even asked her to help find the remote in the past didn't you, DIDN'T YOU?! Inhuman monster...

Damn! I even asked my wife to get me a cup of coffee. My god......

@Badhombre Has anyone actually seen him recently? He already had one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, and it's been a minute since I've seen proof of life

We are so fucked

@9mmsmg Doesn't pay enough. I plan on dancing for quarters outside of the grocery store

I have a 4.0-liter twin turbo V8 that gets about 14/16 mpg. Anyone know how much they pay for plasma? May look into it in the next year or so.

Welp, we're fucked

@Daniel7Prinsloo I know it's not funny, but that "Am I on the moon?" part made me laugh

Your government is busy financing isarel 😅💀

@Cernovich I didn't see as much of the usual nonsense with congress in the stock market the past few quarters. Wonder where it went? I guess our elected leaders just decided to stop using insider information to line their pockets and do it the honest way, right?

Federal prosecutors are exploring whether prediction market bets trip insider trading laws cnn.com/2026/03/30/pol…

@matt_kohrs From "let's make a deal" to "take the deal or everyone's gonna die" in just a few weeks... subtle. Meanwhile, the streets are lined with the bodies of 2025 $XOM panic sellers committing ritualistic hara-kiri

🚨Trump Makes MASSIVE Threat

@DavidJPba Same. The illustrations are good, wholesome stories, and introduces a little advanced vocabulary.

@xtndmag Blast from the past, have not thought about that guy in many years.

What are some of the best books to read a 2 year old? We are ploughing through everything we have at lightening speed. Favourites right now are The Cat in the Hat, Horton Hears a Who, Doctor Seuss ABCs, and It's Not Easy Being a Bunny.

@dom_lucre We're calling them jabs now? When did this happen?

🔥🚨JUST IN: This woman is going viral for her impressive jabs.

@TheQuartering One last "F U" on his way out the door

Friday, my states woke communist governor passed a dumb "anti-semitism" law. This while our roads and bridges are falling apart, Milwaukee is completely overrun with crime & retail is leaving because of it. I'll be heavily involved come election time. combatantisemitism.org/government-and…

@michaeljknowles This is the correct (and far too charitable) answer

I appreciate the Israeli government’s security concerns. I understand that they’ve closed all holy sites. They have no right whatsoever to ban the Latin Patriarch from the Holy Sepulchre on any occasion, much less on Palm Sunday.

@BlackthornDF So glad our justice system allows people too stupid to join a zoom call hand out prison sentences

PEBKAC

@ImMeme0 That thing is REAL?! Thought it was AI slop making the rounds.

Just cut a fart so heinous that after I said "excuse me" my entire family said "you're excused", then added "but just barely". Jokes on them though, in reality I'm not even remotely sorry about it

@LibertyCappy Ha! Ah yes, I remember "first and only" gun day. 3 full safes later, here we are

It always starts with just one...

So to oppose Trump, you're protesting something he "is not, never will be, and has never been"?

@AutismCapital *And beer, don't forget beer. Can't maintain that level of awesome without being half in the bag

Japan’s vision of America is BBQ, Monster Trucks, guns, explosions, the American flag, shooting boars with an AR-15 from a helicopter, rodeos, the Wild West, excess, rampant gas consumption, cocky cocksure attitudes, fighter jets, horses and bulls, it’s basically a Michael Bay movie and 12 year olds fantasy. Be that America. The Japanese know what makes us great.

Be the America Japan believes you to be.

@matt_kohrs If I remember correctly, Warren Buffet was notoriously thrifty like this. One story was in an elevator he (already a billionaire) saw a single cent on the floor. He picked it up and told every one else "beginning of the next billion"

The secret to staying rich?