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@TransferPortal @JoeTipton Lmao we’re so cooked

BREAKING: Arkansas transfer forward Karter Knox has committed to Louisville, @JoeTipton reports. on3.com/college/louisv…

@JackPilgrimKSR @KSRonX Get some of that o money back

BREAKING: Kentucky forward Jayden Quaintance has declared for the 2026 NBA Draft, he tells KSR. on3.com/teams/kentucky…

LETS FUCKING GO JULIO @JRODshow44 @br_betting @DKSportsbook @bet_105

Come on Julio Rodriguez please just one time send one to the moon 🌕

@DiscountedTr I don’t care as long as he releases the Epstein files

> Roided-out chipmunk face and beady rat eyes, looks like he bench presses his insecurities > Built his entire fake empire on daddy Paul's stolen corporate raider money > Father still owes $62 million in SEC fines from looting companies in the 80s > Professional poker players exposed him as a fish who loses consistently at every table > Washed out of Navy SEAL training multiple times, couldn't handle basic physical standards > 5'8" manlet who wears lifts and backwards caps to hide his receding hairline > Threw a porn star off a roof and broke her foot then laughed about it > Burned through $50 million of Ignite Cannabis investor money on private jets and Instagram thots > Multiple heart attacks before 32 from pumping his stumpy body full of steroids > Company went bankrupt in 2021 while he was still posting yacht photos with paid models > Everything about this fraud is purchased with daddy's blood money from corporate theft

@anxietymsgs Take the draft

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

@BleacherReport Melo might be might fav player in the league rn

LAMELO WAS LETTING BEEF STEW HEAR IT AFTER HITTING THE 3 🤣🗣️ What do you think he said? 👀

@Jacobtheclipper 3 is more than 2

Lamelo Ball is a mockery to the game, millions of kids watch and idolize this fool. 10 years from now well have a league with 20 Lamelos 🤦🏻‍♂️

Thank you @TheMasters for the legendary ESPN commercials. RIP Stuart Scott 🙏.

@DKSportsbook Do the right thing and put Terry in the reds dugout

Got curious what MLB managers might look like if they rocked a suit at work 😭

@BleacherReport Accountability. Love to see it. Now the umpires that think the crowd is there to see them need canned.

MLB umpire Mark Wegner acknowledged he lost track of the count during a nine-pitch at-bat in Astros vs. Red Sox Astros' Cam Smith should have been out on strikes after the third pitch but managed to reach base on a walk

@leonardaisfunny @hodgetwins Wait does Laura Loomer actually look like this in person? LMAO that is a man. Nothing will convince me otherwise.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to everyone celebrating!

@ShamsCharania @SportsCenter Like legitimately what has doc rivers done? He needed a 3 headed monster of Ray Allen, Paul Pierce, and KG (w an elite Rondo) to beat a 21-22 year old LeBron. He chokes every chance he gets. Being in hall of fames means nothing anymore

Amar'e Stoudemire, Candace Parker, Elena Delle Donne and Doc Rivers are among the members inducted into the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame Class of 2026, sources tell ESPN.

@ShadowofEzra April fools

Matt Gaetz reveals he was briefed by the U.S. Army about a secret hybrid breeding program in which captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race. He says he was told this was a secret military program involving aliens breeding with humans who were kidnapped from war zones. The purpose of the project was to engage in intergalactic communication.

@CollinRugg Maybe @whoisAG21 was onto something…….

NEW: Jaden Ivey says it is sinful for a man to lie with another man, says no one can stop him from speaking the truth. Ivey accused the Bulls of lying when they claimed his conduct was "detrimental" to the team. "I'm not against the man or the woman, I'm against what is contrary to the word of God." "I can proclaim the truth, what the word of God says. I can do that with freedom. I have a mouth to speak. No one can stop me." "The devil wants me to stop speaking the truth."

@Cobratate @The_Chidimma Granted, he prolly fold your ass too like Chase did.

@Cobratate @The_Chidimma Alright having fun with your daughter and making her happy for a short amount of time is not gay. I agree with majority of what you say but this is just being a fucking douche. Let the guy have a daddy daughter dance.

Mommy/daughter dance class and he’s the only dad there. He is so invested 😂😂 this little girl will never forget this

@PeteThamel @SportsCenter @jeffborzello Yeah if pope isn’t elite 8 bound next year his ass needs to be gone

Sources: Hubert Davis will not return as North Carolina’s head coach, per me and @jeffborzello. He’s spent the last five years as the head coach of the Tar Heels, compiling a 125-54 record. UNC reached the national title game in his first year there.

@ESPN680 Have said this since January. He’s soft and literally just robbed us. I don’t give a damn what his daddy has to say.

BE UPSET WITH JQ, NOT MARK POPE | Kentucky Basketball Legend and Hall of Famer Dan Issel joined @RadioLouie @YaboyZC and put the blame on Jayden Quaintance for the disappointing season wasted NIL resources. Listen to Rabaut & Co. Monday through Friday 10am - 12pm on ESPN 680/105.7 and the ESPN Louisville App! LISTEN: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rab…

@DanClarkSports Just for future parents out there, never buy a glove from @DICKS or any other sporting goods store. Order directly from the manufacturer, Rawlings, Wilson, etc. Just pay the shipping. You’ll understand the difference in the quality of leather.

This is probably a boomer take, but I'll proudly own it. I much prefer the days when a baseball glove had a natural leather tone - i.e. tan, brown, black, and blonde.