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@santanderukhelp This is a lie. Don't you know what a Bank Holiday Monday is? Your "contact centre is now closed", so your automated message says when I phone you. Useless.

It's Monday again! 🎉 Hope everyone is having a great bank holiday. 🐣 We're here to support our customers until 5pm. Please feel free to get in touch! 😊

@santanderukhelp Probably a good thing - when they're offline they can't be complete morons, liars and cowards, and damage Santander's already tattered reputation even more.

Our team is now offline 📴 Feel free to message us overnight and we’ll respond first thing in the morning. Have a peaceful night. 💤

@santanderukhelp Mine has just been ruined by your colleague calling me up and then hanging up on me for no good reason. And you are such cowards that when I tried to call back your lines are closed until tomorrow. How about a phone call today?

@santanderuk @santanderukhelp I've sent that message and I've not heard from you yet. Are you cowards, idiots and liars all rolled into one?

@zacbusner Hi there, I'm very sorry to hear this has happened. If you can drop us a DM to @santanderukhelp we can discuss this further. ^WB

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@santanderuk You absolute cowards. Your complaints person just called me and then hung up - on a bank holiday - except I can't call you back - because it's a bank holiday! Disgusting customer service!

Last year we saw nearly £8 million handed over to romance scammers, with the average scam costing £5,009. With social media being the most common place for these scams to start, our Head of Fraud and Customer Experience, Michelle, shares some things to look out for.

@santanderuk You absolute cowards. Your complaints person just called me and then hung up - on a bank holiday - except I can't call you back - because it's a bank holiday! Disgusting customer service!

An interesting listen about the future of payments. With our Chief Payments Officer, Paul Horlock, at Pay360. ms.spr.ly/6019qWtdT

@santanderuk You absolute cowards. Your complaints person just called me and then hung up - on a bank holiday - except I can't call you back - because it's a bank holiday! Disgusting customer service!

Our latest Trade Barometer research, in full, will be published in May.

Even before the Liberation Day tariff announcement, our research found that 63% of businesses say rising tariffs are a significant risk to growth, with 80% of large UK firms who are looking to expand overseas viewing tariffs as a key threat. santander.co.uk/about-santande…

@santanderuk You absolute cowards. Your complaints person just called me and then hung up - on a bank holiday - except I can't call you back - because it's a bank holiday! Disgusting customer service!

@MartinSLewis You absolute cowards. Your complaints person just called me and then hung up - on a bank holiday - except I can't call you back - because it's a bank holiday! Disgusting customer service!

How to call your bank by dialling just 3 numbers… simply dial 1-5-9! Then you know it's legit, watch the video for more info. Please share, the more people know, the fewer will be scammed.

@santanderuk You absolute cowards. Your complaints person just called me and then hung up - on a bank holiday - except I can't call you back - because it's a bank holiday! Disgusting customer service!

Listen to Frances Haque, our Chief Economist, as she talks about the base rate change announced today.

@santanderuk You absolute cowards. Your complaints person just called me and then hung up - on a bank holiday - except I can't call you back - because it's a bank holiday! Disgusting customer service!

@santanderuk @TSB You absolute cowards. Your complaints person just called me and then hung up - on a bank holiday - except I can't call you back - because it's a bank holiday! Disgusting customer service!

Banking is changing, and so must we. We're pleased to announce that we've acquired @TSB from Banco Sabadell, subject to regulatory and shareholder approvals. This move will provide us with the scale needed to accelerate our transformation and become the best bank for all our customers. This is just the beginning. It Starts Here.

@SkyHelpTeam You need to correct the wording here. This implies that whatever level of subscription you have, you'll be able to access this content as long as you sign in on the website. But that doesn't work. Yet you are promising that it will, so you should deliver it.

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@SkyHelpTeam Talk about enshittification. You move a load of your best shows off Sky and onto HBO Max and then have the cheek to try and charge an extra £5 a month for it as if you're not already absolutely ripping us all off already.

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@British_Airways And how the hell have you allowed dozens of your customers to spend the last 8 hours in the freezing cold INSIDE Atlanta Airport? Didn't you think to ask the authorities to turn the bloody heating on?

@zacbusner upgrades available. On occasions these may be offered online depending on availability but are on a first come first served basis. In the meantime, we hope you have a great flight. Jo 2/2

@British_Airways Look how many ordinary class seats are vacant and then how many business class seats are too. Why not just upgrade the 9 or so people on board? Especially those with families. Shabby and shoddy.

@British_Airways You're not being honest here, Brutish Unfairways. You upgraded a load of people on the day of our last trip - one of your clerks said so. The plane this time is practically empty (again) so what difference does it make to upgrade us?

@British_Airways You'll just look even more heartless and vile if there is next to nobody on the upcoming flight...

@zacbusner I am sorry you're unhappy that you were overlooked for an upgrade on a recent flight, but we aren't able to offer you and your family an upgrade. Sorry to disappoint you. Neil

@British_Airways Why not? A rational explanation that doesn't make you look like mean-spirited, money-grabbing shysters would be nice. You'll be lucky if we don't all board with hypothermia since Atlanta airport can't seem to turn its heating on.

@British_Airways On our way back now and we've been waiting in a freezing cold Atlanta airport for the last 7 hours. With a baby. How about that upgrade this time?

@British_Airways Not guaranteed of course but the question is why some people and not the family with the 11-month-old?