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@Spitflyer yes!! putting 19 dollars to your piercing in celebration actually

@zandgall omg thank you 🥰🥰 19 people is CRAZYYY

sometimes the most insane, perverted, disgusting freakgirls have 1,876 followers, and i think that’s beautiful! anyways thanks for almost 19 followers yall. idk what i’m gonna do at 2k

i dont look at porn. instead, i enter a euphoric state where my mind is completely emptied, and i receive a nirvana enduced orgasm like a good fucking person

@bortinez_ @jk_rowling he cant keep getting away with it...

@jk_rowling As you wish, Joanne. I’m coming to a bathroom near you 👍🏳️‍⚧️

The risk of a woman being abused or assaulted in the women's toilet is indeed low, as long as it remains women-only. Risk goes up considerably when men are admitted to women's spaces. thetimes.com/life-style/sex… I'd be very interested to see the statistics on a trans-identified man's risk of being assaulted in the men's bathroom. Do you have them, @owenjonesjourno?

@Spitflyer show em who's boss for us

bout to show some headlights what’s up

estranged dad joke would be like "daughter? i hardly know 'er!"

Dropbox is porn geek behavior

@Spitflyer deer :)

aren’t you the guy who’s not allowed to see his family?

@SeemToNeedTo @RadishHarmers twice a year i spend the day scheduling tweets and retweets for the next 6 months

bad news for @RadishHarmers :(

@Zaammbbii actually sick as hell thou

@Zaammbbii well im hoping for a speedy recovery

having a convo with my friend last night about when she’s finally gna blow up and i wake up this morning and she blew up 🍀

Y'all stupid as fuck!

@ratlimit @RadishHarmers oh sorry

@zandgall @RadishHarmers This isn't about that

Just realized over half of “BANANAGRAMS” is a literal anagram of “ANAGRAM” 😭

the hydrogen bomb has to die to kill the coughing baby. that says a lot more about the baby's strength than the bomb's.

@Alkielthatscool this is unbelievably sick

fun check point concept idea I have

Fat fucking morons rise up