Zoe Jarniev

@GeauxGabrielle You got a link to any of the karolyne levitt stuff, I want to read about her HOEING!!!!!!!!

When this hits the fan and the entire country is looking for field epidemiologists to address this, my fee will be a $1M a week for that contract job lmao

@Dave_mcpatrick @sportsontvguy The NBA's Opening Night averaged 5.6M viewers, more than double the MLB.

@zarniev @sportsontvguy 10 million more viewers in just the US, if you count Canada since Toronto was a finalist it was 37.6m to 16.61m, MLB viewmogged the NBA

It's always good to have nuance in these viewership discussions. The NBA did have higher Opening Night viewership but one MLB game was in the afternoon facing other games and the other was going against the Sweet 16. I think that's important context when comparing viewership.

@certifiedlov34 @RatingsNBA That’s old data, keep up.

@zarniev @RatingsNBA NBA relies on China 🇨🇳 to keep up😂

*Troll Tweet Start* Not seeing a lot of NBA comparisons this time around, so I'll kick things off Most watched MLB Opening Day Game 2026 3.2M Mos watched NBA Opening Day Game 2025 5.9M So far this season, there have been at least 10 NBA windows that averaged more than 3.2M viewers—including every Christmas game, which we know faces NFL competition. And a special shout-out to the NBA Cup Final (an event I'm told, no one cares about), which averaged 3.1M viewers in its first year on Prime Video. ​Should MLB be concerned that the NBA Cup, on a streaming service, is drawing even with their Opening Day, on a broadcast network? 🤔 *Troll Tweet End* Cherry-picking figures is easy, and admittedly more fun than I expected, but it's completely disingenuous. You can congratulate MLB. You can also criticize the NBA. But basing your praise and condemnations on distorted figures is where we go wrong. ​As someone who primarily consumes the NBA over the MLB, I wish nothing but the best for both leagues. That doesn't mean I don't favor one over the other, or even that I think my preferred league is perfect. It just means I don't spend time on this app twisting disparate observations into wider proclamations that somehow always back up my unstated original point. Again, I wish nothing but the best for both leagues. Because truthfully, why not?

@Dave_mcpatrick @sportsontvguy NBA doubles mlb viewership lmao

@zarniev @sportsontvguy Wow, maybe this year the NBA Finals might be able to reach 50% of the World Series viewership!

@Dave_mcpatrick @sportsontvguy Viewership is up 20% retard lolololol

@zarniev @sportsontvguy Viewers down for 3 straight years, sorry but watching 40% of the league tank is not super appealing to the average sports fan

@DimeDropperPod TS% is always the correct measure, it’s just a weighted FG%+FT%

Someone finally said it. Ik Duncan vs KG was debated in real time but I think ppl that have KG over him are really looking at games from a modern lens. “He can switch 1-5”, that wasn’t as important as being a good POST defender back then, which TD was superior. I also saw someone try to use TS% for Oscar Robertson. TS was made because with the high volume of 3s, it gives a more accurate representation of what EFFICIENT should be considered. THERE WAS NO 3 point line, just use FG% & FT%😭😭

@NBABabySecret God, there’s a lot of passion here. Don’t you ever think of just throwing her on your desk and having hot sex with her? Just to break the tension? Don’t block me bro please don’t fucking block me Sam please don’t block me

Today I submitted the notes (late but on a timetable by supervisor approved) she has been haranguing me for for a week and within four minutes of that email she sent another requesting the updates on the thing I said I’d work on once my notes were caught up

@Dad_In_Jorts “Some 110 pound ironic loser from bushwick is gonna wear” Whole time youre a 110 pound ironic loser from 15 minutes north😂

@zarniev That’s cool ChatGPT is easy enough for a retard from Boston to use!

Some 110 pound ironic loser from bushwick is gonna wear this while working remotely for a company that is deforesting the Amazon

@MarzTalksSports DataBaller on/offs from before staggering existed 🕊️

Kevin Garnett has real samples of some of the best floor raising years in NBA history and real years of all time ceiling raising and people will come and tell me his career is based on hypotheticals.

@flawlopaid You sound retarded when you say isolationist, that’s a word for people who are anti-war

Its actually fucking insane the greatest isolationist of all time is also simultaneously a legitimate top 5 passer all time

@RyanHatesLitter Yea alright

@zarniev Advanced statistics in college as someone who has had NBA trainers his whole life is not a flex. He won’t have any size, strength, or athletic advantages in the NBA. He’s gonna be a 12-4-6 guy for 15 years and that’s fine

If Grant Williams went to duke and had a famous dad he too would have been a lottery pick.

@europeseventy2 @Jbooth1987__ Are you mad that someone made fun of the retard who fell in the water

@zarniev @Jbooth1987__ Being a self hating white is being a fag

Tragic accident and this dickhead is making jokes after this guy was found. Fuck you

@LukasDonuts Wizards, Kings, Nets, Pacers, Jazz, and Bucks all have worst Net Ratings than the Lakers in 12 games without Luka Not even close to the worst Net Rating in the league

LAL when Luka doesn’t play: • 6-6 record • -5.7 NetRTG (would be ranked last in the NBA) OKC when Shai doesn’t play: • 8-4 record • +5.9 NetRTG (6th in the NBA) Bench Depth: Thunder: -Ajay, Caso, Joe, Wiggins, Caruso, McCain, Kenrich Lakers: -Rui, LaRavia, Kennard, Hayes

@europeseventy2 @Jbooth1987__ I’m white, I’m just not a fag

@zarniev @Jbooth1987__ Stop chimpin out

@Jbooth1987__ The guy who tweeted this wants you to know, offensive jokes are not okay.