David
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David
@zebraonice
Incredible parallel parker just trying to elevate some small talk into medium talk.
The Valley, Arizona Katılım Haziran 2010
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"As a normal single mom, sometimes I buy nine pizzas on my way home and drop them off at the school."
Most single moms don't have cartel cash, Kris.
Kris Mayes@krismayes
As a single mom, sometimes the commute home includes dropping off pizzas for the school play rehearsal my kid is in! I’m a proud mom and proud supporter of Arizona’s public schools.
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@thesecoldbones I'll just never understand why being covered in tattoos became a thing
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this is what 200 can look like btw
🌸 robin ᨐฅ@lebsiankitten
why do ppl think this is what 200lbs looks like
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@JakeMarsh18 1997 sweet 16 was still the best. Utah/Stanford went to overtime thanks to a last second tying 3 in regulation and the other game in the window Minnesota/Clemson was sent to overtime thanks to a game tying drive at the buzzer in regulation and it eventually went double overtime.
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We just witnessed one of the craziest multi-game windows of March Madness that I can remember. Eyeballs everywhere.
Iowa heats up from 3 and finishes with a dagger dunk. Nebraska with 4 on the floor during the biggest play of the game.
Texas converts an And-1 to tie. The TKR tip-in at the final second of the game.
This is March freaking Madness. And it is the best sporting event in the world.
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@shitpost9000 @madeofmistak3 Anyone who goes to hell when they die will have this episode on a loop for all eternity
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@JaguarGator9NFL Not even close. 1997, Utah/Stanford went to overtime thanks to a last second tying 3 in regulation and the other game in the window Minnesota/Clemson was sent to overtime thanks to a game tying drive at the buzzer in regulation and it eventually went double overtime.
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Greatest Sweet 16 window of all-time?
NCAA March Madness@MarchMadnessMBB
BOILERS ADVANCE TO THE ELITE 8 🚂 TREY KAUFMAN-RENN GAME-WINNER 😱 #MarchMadness
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Forcing Democrats to surrender all of their leverage or sue Trump over paying TSA agents, which might be the worst optics in political history.
That is a hilarious vice grip they're locked in.
The Reckoning 💥@sethjlevy
Trump will pay TSA under emergency order.
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@PatioPepper99 @JakeSherman Because it probably isn't legal but Democrats probably aren't dumb enough to sue.
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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING — TRUMP SAYS HES INSTRUCTING DHS TO PAY TSA
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@BaseballQuotes1 He is a mediocre play by play guy at best. Don't get the fascination.
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Matt Vasgersian called the Giants/Yankees game last night in San Francisco, that ended around 11 pm EST
Today he's calling the Mets/Pirates game in Queens, where first pitch was set for 1:15 pm EST
What a legend
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Over the last decade, Washington, DC has won a:
Stanley Cup (2018)
World Series (2019)
WNBA Championship (2019)
NWSL Championship (2021)
UFL Championship (2025)
On top of that, we opened Audi Field and CareFirst Arena, reached an agreement to transform Capital One Arena, and in 2030, we'll bring the Commanders back to RFK.
I’d say it’s been a good time to be Mayor of the Sports Capital.
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@jwheaties40 @br_betting You can also take the next teams ML they play and put more money on it
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NEBRASKA NATTY FOR $50 TO $316K 🌽
✅ Two random NFL games
✅ Indiana to win the CFP
Cash out at $1648. What's the play? 🤔
(IG: Bsmith2920)
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@NBACobwebs @realchriswebber After Jordan retired and the NBA had the lockout to begin 99 I just had no interest in the NBA. Then seemingly every night I kept seeing Jason Williams highlights and was amazed at his passing ability. Started watching Kings games and was brought back to the NBA. Thank you J Will
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March 26, 1999: Chris Webber’s “semi-hook tap” putback with 0:00.4 remaining wins it for Sacramento.
Webber finished with 29 PTS (14-22 FG)/10 REB to lead the Kings in a 111-109 victory over the Lakers. Kobe Bryant scored 26 PTS and Shaquille O’Neal added 24 PTS for Los Angeles.
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@iris_seraphina This piece of shit lies directly to the judge when she said she set the phone on the shelf. That was a lie. She even accused the judge about lying about it.
A complete POS.
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On this episode of "What Not to Do as a Lawyer"... he's gonna need a lawyer! 😂
Must be a liberal...after arguing with the judge IT pulls the “because I’m trans” card, then when found in contempt yelled “I can’t breathe” followed by a scream. 🤣
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@iris_seraphina I would have died if one of the bailiffs had said I identify as female.
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@Sean_Barnard1 KD sort of looked at him while on the ground and Reed gave him a low five but ya a huge game saving block like that to force ot those other 4 guys should be chest bumping and dapping him up like crazy
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Playing some body language doctor here but this Rockets may be broken
This is an insane play by Alperen Sengun to send this game to overtime and his teammates barely look at him
Legion Hoops@LegionHoops
ALPEREN SENGUN SAVES THE GAME AND WALKS OFF DRIPPING IN BLOOD. INSANE
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SGA SHOVES Derrick White and gets 2 free throws.
Derrick White NEVER TOUCHED SGA
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Reminder that people are not allowed to hand out water in polling lines in Georgia
The White House@WhiteHouse
Huge thanks to our ICE agents deployed at airports nationwide, helping keep TSA lines moving so Americans can fly safe and on time! True patriots 🇺🇸
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@chuzztopher Still can't believe we had like a 30 play 95 yard drive where we were running the ball down their throat yet couldn't punch it in from the 1 on 3 straight plays
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This game convinced me Sam Leavitt was a Skattebo merchant
Billy M@BillyM_91
Sam Leavitt is out of control
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