Zenk Starr

@hqs652 @eurofounder Neither the person exists nor did the story happen.

@eurofounder If this is a real story, Matthias could be the biggest cuck in Germany. Also, Afghans don't speak Arabic, so hopefully this is a fake story and there is no boy with such a father.

My son got stabbed on a German subway yesterday Apparently an Afghan man got angry at him for not speaking Arabic He is in the hospital right now, and I have to say the experience has been absolutely wonderful He was seen by a doctor within 40 minutes of arriving The doctors were professional and helped my son right away No one asked for a credit card or insurance details His life was saved completely free of charge In America this would have cost $250,000 and he would be in debt for the rest of his life "Aren't you worried he got stabbed at all?" my wife was crying "Baby, crime exists everywhere but free healthcare does not" I told her My son is recovering well and should be back at his feet within couple months It feels so fantastic to be protected by the EU

@DrwillpF @sirencrave What's with your forehead, Florida man?

@sirencrave She has a strangely shaped body...

heidi klum and flavio briatore's daughter btw

@AndyBTravels @biffo1977 DB precautiously took out of order 130 escalators Germany-whide because of faulteous gears that could lead to accidents, but of course it's a Berlin scandal 🤷🏻‍♂️

@biffo1977 It’s made the news - it yet another Berlin scandal!

My “fur coat no knickers” views on Berlin Hbf are firmly being reinforced today…. Majority of escalators throughout the station not in use!!

@MarcusGrahnert @ChristianLatz_ @pneumannberlin Komische Logik: einmal pro Stunde gibt's ne Schnelle Verbindung mit ICE oder RJ ohne Zwischenhalten, ein einmal pro Stunde eine etwas langsamere mit Zwischenhalten. Daraus "jeder dritte ICE" zu konstruieren ist schon etwas schräg.

Übrigens: nur jeder dritte(!) ICE erreicht die 107/108 Minuten Hamburg-Berlin. Alle anderen nochmals deutlich langsamer durch inflationäre Zwischenhalte in Kleinstädten. Großteil Fahrgäste fährt #Hamburg-#Berlin durch und wird ausgebremst! @ChristianLatz_ @pneumannberlin

@elorwelliano You can get a villager out of the russkiy mir, but you can't get the russkiy mir out of the villager.

Aryna Sabalenka, la número 1 del tenis femenino, se niega a usar el brazalete del arcoíris LGBT en el tenis: “El tenis debería centrarse en jugar, competir y ganar, y no convertirse en una plataforma de propaganda política o ideológica”. ¿Estás de acuerdo con ella?

@fleischersatz @sm0ltiddyg0thgf Chefkoch Alfred war noch nie in Hamburg.

@sm0ltiddyg0thgf It's not used in polite society in either case.

Non german speakers finding out about the word digga and instantly thinking its offensive is the funniest thing ever

@aishlingmara @JanBoehm1981 You Seppos have an unhealthy sexual relationship with your flag.

@JanBoehm1981 Is he aware that he disrespected the US flag with the way he bundled it up after his stunt? He could have thought of all of the caskets of deceased veterans that flag has draped, but i guess funsies are more important. #MaxiSchafroth

@brrebrro @lestechnomages @OJoelsen Go fold a flag, snowflake.

@lestechnomages @OJoelsen No, thats Leftist Humor.

It was a German comedian — from the German satirical television show Extra 3 — who was attempting to be humorous by posing as a representative of the US government. He has been reported to the police. It has sparked heated emotions on Facebook, here in Greenland. Shame on you! Fool!

@JoeyMannarino Okay, Seppo.

Spain is falling apart after nearly 9 years of socialism. Corruption is so rampant that the welfare system and infrastructure are completely collapsing. Just 2 days ago, a train accident killed 42 people. Today, another train has derailed in Catalonia, with one person reported dead. Imagine paying almost 50% of your income in taxes in Spain, while illegal migrants get full access to the healthcare system and subsidies and you can’t even take trains safely because the money is being stolen and sent in billions to Morocco or other places. Spaniards must wake up from this nightmare before it’s too late!!

@MozzaTheRozza @AdityaQPR @peeleraja @grok You can literally google this shit.

@AdityaQPR @peeleraja @grok Is this true

The Air India plane from Bangalore landed in JFK airport, New York. Immediately, fifty airport staff lined up with wheelchairs at the tarmac. No, it was not the paralympic delegation. It was simply a group of Indian seniors visiting America. One uncle got up before the plane stopped taxiing. He opened the overhead cabin, took out two suitcases, and sprinted down the aisle. "Two wheelchairs please! Chop chop!" he bellowed. His son, a Harvard MBA and Vice President at JP Morgan, gave a thumbs up on the Facetime call. A spry lady got up. She had a yoga mat in her hand. She had been doing yoga in the flight. As soon as she saw a wheelchair however, she started limping. "By bye Miss American Pie," she told the Karen next to her who was waiting to alight. A family of five was waiting to get out. "Papa, no need to walk. If you take a wheelchair, we all get to skip the immigration queue," said a young man. He had an H1B visa and was a prompt engineer at Accenture. Papa nodded. His suitcase had 20kg dal and 10 kg rice. Food was much cheaper in India. He had also shaved his head - who wanted to pay $30 for a New York haircut! Like this, forty-eight wheelchairs had gone by. Only two more remained. The airport workers wheeled it into the plane. "Hello ma'am. Hello sir. Good day! Here is your wheelchair." He was, however, greeted with a hearty laugh. It was a simple elderly lady in a cotton saree and her distinguished but spartan husband. "My children, we don't need a wheelchair. We are perfectly fit and fine. We also are frequent flyers who know this airport inside out," quoth she. Her husband picked up two Dell laptop bags and they walked away. The entire crowd stood up and applauded. Suddenly, multi-faceted composer AR Rahman stood up. With him was mellifluous singer Hariharan. "Bharat hum ko jaan se pyaara hai..." he hummed, as tears flowed down his cheeks. This incident was narrated to me by sand artist Sudarsan Pattnaik who is working on his newest work based on this incident.

@ginandstocks @axadrn Klar, Devs arbeiten mit OS, IDE und GIT und nicht etwa mit Programmiersprachen, Libs, Paradigmen und APIs. Ich kann ja nachvollziehen, dass dir als Businesskasper die Aussicht auf Geld sparen 'nen geschmeidigen Halbsteifen beschert, aber als "IT-CEO" ist das schlicht peinlich.

Darf ich als Ersteller auflösen? Für das Entwickeln braucht man in der Regel neben einer IDE/Sprache auch ein geeignetes Betriebssystem (für Tools, scripting, Containerisierung etc.) sowie eine Versionsverwaltung. Und ich würde mal behaupten nicht wenige Entwickler setzen auf Linux und GIT als ihre Hauptwerkzeuge neben der IDE.

Der Erfinder und Hauptentwickler von Linux und Git räumt ein, dass KI inzwischen viel besseren Code schreibt, als er es kann. Aber deutsche Entwickler (die mit Linux und GIT entwickeln) erzählen hier immer noch, dass KI nicht Coden kann. Kannste dir nicht ausmalen.

@mikitaposts @BiankaB12 48% is only a majority in Seppo-math tough.

@BiankaB12 The majority of Germans also distrust Ukraine. So no, Germans are just delusional.

Trump is talking about buying Greenland whereas Russia is literally invading another European country right now and flying drones into civilian apartments in Kyiv. So the fact that Germans think they’re “equally bad” is insanely delusional I’m sorry.

@balnaincat @southevropa LOL, there is not a single line in Poland where trains go faster than 200 km/h

@southevropa German railway makes Polish train system looks reliable and well-planned by comparison, it's insane 😂

@southevropa It is of course no surprise that a weirdo who believes in fairytales from the bible is prone to believe in those that Germans can't afford heating and meat.

@Fabijenna18 @maewald Tun sie halt nicht, auch wenn eure Magas euch was anderes erzählen.

@maewald Was ist, wenn die Grönländer ihr Selbstbestimmungsrecht in Anspruch nehmen und sich für die USA entscheiden?

Grönland: Ich glaube, die EU wird hier mit absoluter Entschlossenheit vorgehen. Warum? Wegen 🇫🇷 Guadeloupe, Französisch-Guayana, Martinique, St. Pierre und Miquelon 🇳🇱den (ex-)Niederländischen Antillen (Aruba, Bonaire, Curacao, Sint Maarten, Sint Eustatuis, Saba) 🇵🇹 den Azoren, ggf. Madeira 🇬🇧 den Falkland-Inseln, Bermuda, Britische Junferninseln (und noch viele Inseln mehr) 🇳🇴 der Peter I Insel

@michaelgrowth @nirzo To which Palihoster did you switch? Just curious.

@nirzo Just realized Wix is based in Israel. I've been hosting 18 websites with you for the last 5 years. All 18 have been cancelled.

Wix is moving to a full office work week Here’s the email I sent to the team today about why we’re bringing people back together in the office and how we’re rolling it out across locations. We’ve always done our best work side by side, learning, building, and tackling hard problems as a team. We’re moving back to a full office work week while keeping what’s core to Wix: real flexibility for real life, based on trust, clarity, and people’s needs. We’re in a moment where our industry is being reshaped by AI. We need to move fast, continue our growth and the best way is to do this together.

@FalkTG Was ist eine Prestigeautobahn? Hat die 'nen blauen Haken oder so?

In jedem zivilisierten Land wäre es ein politischer Skandal wenn bei der Prestigeautobahn schlechthin, der A1 einfach eine Lücke seit 70 Jahren besteht. Nicht so in Deutschland. Denn es geht ja nur um Westdeutschland und nicht um Berlin oder Bayern. Das Saarland steckt seit 50 Jahren in der Wirtschaftskrise und der Bund bekommt es nicht hin das Saarland adäquat anzuschließen. Eine ganze Region stieg auch wegen dieser Vernachlässigung ab. Seit 2003(!!!) befindet sich das Projekt in der vordringlichen Verkehrsplanung. CSU Verkehrsminister haben es immer und immer wieder verschleppt.

@phinist @dickebuerste53 lol

@dickebuerste53 Ich nehme mal an dass die durchfahren wenn niemand am Bahnsteig ist. Ich meine mich auch an Knöpfe an Bahnsteigen erinnern zu können, die man drücken musste damit ankommende Bahn auch anhält. War aber 90er Jahre und am ADW.

Dieses "Hält nur zum Einsteigen" finde ich so mystisch, hindern die einen aktiv am Aussteigen oder was?

@robflei Kann er nicht seine Rubel nutzen? 🤔

WIE KANN SO ETWAS IN EUROPA MÖGLICH SEIN??? " Meine Konten sind gesperrt. Ich kann nichts abheben, nichts kaufen und mich nicht einmal ernähren". - Jacques Baud, Oberst, ... von der EU wegen "russischer Propaganda" sanktioniert. Selbst Dritte dürfen ihm nichts zu essen kaufen!

@GenFlynn Steuerberater, seppo grandpa

She hates your children. She is also unelected. She also sounds nuts.