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@sofiamendess29 Fazer o meme da lata no gelo, com 30° descongela mais rápido 🥲
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foi revelado que Trump com quase toda elite econômica e política dos EUA são pedófilos canibais e a população não fez absolutamente nada então acho q essa é a parte mais realística da série
!!dontfwayoo 🥷@onlypeluayo
Homelander literally crushes the President's skull in the Oval Office, makes Ashley the new POTUS on the spot... and America just goes 'okay'? No riots, no media meltdown, no military response? 😂
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China Trip
> Trump: Taiwan, iran, soybeans, oil, semiconductors, boeing
> Jensen:
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang was spotted eating Beijing’s famous fried bean sauce noodles.
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Do you know hon much a freaking LENS cost? Let alone a camera or the full setup?
😈 Xavier ✞@RealXavier011
Why not just buy a drone!? 👀
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imagine ficar contra um jogador de futebol que fala contra a extrema direita inferniza a vida do neymar e quebra o elenco do real madrid.. nunca na minha vida
DataFut@DataFutebol
Para a revista Vanity Fair, Kylian Mbappe comentou sobre a ascenção da extrema-direita na França: "O extremismo está batendo na porta do poder" Ele diz que os jogadores não podem ficar calados, e que segundo o francês, os atletas são, acima de tudo, cidadãos e conectados com o mundo ao redor. Mbappe: "Às vezes, as pessoas pensam que, por termos dinheiro e sermos famosos, esse tipo de problema não nos afeta. Mas me afeta; eu sei o que significa e quais consequências isso pode ter para o meu país quando pessoas como eles chegam ao poder.” Depois dessas críticas, o Jordan Bardalla, político de extrema-direita francês, respondeu o jogador: "Eu sei o que acontece quando Kylian Mbappé sai do PSG: o clube ganha a Liga dos Campeões! (E talvez em breve uma segunda vez)” Via VEJA
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oomf: o rei D. Luís construiu muitas linhas ferroviárias hehehe
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Jorge de Portugal@jorge_portugal5
@Franciscoefilip @luiscab200 Eu acho que deviamos diminuir a população em 2 milhões....
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Ok Margaret, I get you now
Variety@Variety
Jack Antonoff slammed people who use AI to make art and music as "godless whores": "So to everyone who is gassed up about the new ways you can fake making art, by all means drive right off that cliff. We're genuinely happy to see you go. Generations coming will be engaging in the ancient ritual of writing, recording and performing as it comes to us from God." variety.com/2026/music/new…
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"What would a 24 year old and a 40 year old even talk about?"
People that talk like this are very immature & can't fathom interacting with people outside their age range. When I was 20, my best friend at work was a 45 year old woman from Argentina. We'd talk about everything
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UPDATE turns out that yes, nobody has heard of tmux.
Ishaan Sehgal@ishaansehgal
Your agents die when you close your laptop. We fixed that. Omnara Cloud Sandboxing is live. Close your laptop, the session keeps running in the cloud. Open it back up, you're right where you left off. Close the lid. Keep building.
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In France, a Platonic friendship with a woman is considered a far graver form of infidelity than a sexual affair because the French are a civilized people who understand that Platonic love is a higher form of love than mere worship of the flesh
Globe Eye News@GlobeEyeNews
Emmanuel Macron reportedly maintained a platonic relationship with Iranian actress Golshifteh Farahani for several months, which allegedly led to Brigitte Macron slapping him.
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Fazem isto mas dps garantem que não há vício joca
things that i smoke weed to@stoneythings
priorities
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Don’t like how people talk about having a partner is the same as owning a free use Fleshlight
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marcus aurelius already got this one covered for your dumbass, don't worry
Tokyo@otokyo__
Dear atheist, What if, after you die, you find out that God is real all along? You lose.
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Young men on the internet: women these days have impossible standards! If you’re not 6 feet tall with a 6 figure salary, they won’t even look at you!
Young women on the internet: yeah so I had to beg my ex boyfriend to brush his teeth and that wasn’t even the dealbreaker
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why do incels on here assume that they have a good personality because they’re ugly
Wisdom@Wisdom_HQ
Who would she choose?
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"But she won't go out with me if I suggest a coffee date!" is the same as "But he'll stop talking to me if I don't sleep with him!"
If someone is that shallow, you don't want them anyways (and they aren't dating you for the right reasons)
Short Squeez@shortsqueeznews
BREAKING: BMO found the average cost of a date has surged over the past few years. The average date for a millennial is now $252 and the average (up 32% from 2025) and Gen-Z is spending an average $205.
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