
I have never seen a cyclist with a good physique they always look droopy
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I have never seen a cyclist with a good physique they always look droopy









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Embrose Papier to Hashim Pead



South Africa just pulled the Melania documentary, (the shitshow that is @news24 calls it a "Vanity Project") from cinemas at the absolute last second, citing the oh-so-vague “current climate.” The “current climate” apparently means “we're still iffy about Trump, his policies, farm comments, or whatever grudge is trending this week,” so better to self-censor than risk a few angry tweets or protests outside Ster-Kinekor or Metro, or whatever. South Africa, the "rainbow nation" that loves to lecture the world on freedom, tolerance, and human rights, just proved it's terrified of a glossy doccie featuring a woman speaking softly in designer outfits. Imagine the horror, people might see Melania talking about her life, and then, what? Spontaneous combustion? I'm thinking they're just sour because there hasn't been a single South African First Lady who could even hold a candle to Melania in terms of global poise, elegance, or international spotlight. Tshepo Motsepe? Nah. Zanele Mbeki? Nah. Nompumelelo Ntuli Zuma? Triple nah. Melania? Former international model, fluent in multiple languages, effortlessly commanding red carpets, launching initiatives like Be Best, and carrying herself with that icy, untouchable grace that makes headlines worldwide, whether people love her or hate her. This is pathetic. A country that can't handle a non-fiction film about a woman who outshines every one of its own First Ladies without melting down into vague threats of “climate” backlash. @FLOTUS could school your entire lineup in style and composure. Too dangerous. Too provocative. Better hide it away like it's radioactive. If this is the hill you're dying on in 2026, good luck. The rest of the world is laughing, and honestly, so am I.
