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@TouchlineX Slot & PSG, it's blown his mind, literally...

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Arne Slot: "We got 3rd in the Champions League Group-Stages, we beat Galatasaray in the knock-out stages and were eliminated over two games by PSG." "There is not ONE team who has been able to beat PSG over two games. We could have got close to beating them if VAR didn't overturn a decision they usually would never overturn....."

@mhdksafa Probably the greatest tweet of all time

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn’t a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war. The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can’t build the nuclear bomb that they weren’t building for the not war that the United States started. Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous. If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

"Fuck Keir Starmer Netanyahu's Bitch & Genocide Armer" Keir's been chatting shit about us for years now....so we got a billboard in London just for him with a few words he had to say about us when he was in Belfast. 🔥 54 Cable St, London x

@5Pillarsuk Are you lot on drugs?

'MOSQUE' ON EPSTEIN ISLAND? 🕌 The Epstein files have revealed messages shedding light on a mysterious golden-domed, blue-and-white structure on Little Saint James, Epstein’s private island. It was reportedly intended to serve as a “mosque”, though it remains unclear whether it was a replica or functional. Epstein, a secular Jew, sourced rare Islamic artefacts through his Middle East connections, which included a personal meeting with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman. The “mosque” was allegedly meant to be decorated with the Kiswa, the covering for the holy Kaabah, rare tiles from Uzbekistan, and even had a gold dome built inspired by Umayyad architecture in Syria.

@GooalMouth Shit take of the day

Watching highlights and scenarios like this is why Isak scored goals galore for Newcastle alongside the likes of Jacob Murphy. Their first thought is to play Isak in, Salah's thoughts are to play a 1-2 with Dom to try and get a shot off Bearing in mind, Isak busted a gut to get in that position, and Salah is more than capable of bending that into his feet. Next season, we need wide players who want to find our striker, instead of being the striker 😂

@Corballyred @Rydon_lfc Of course!

@Rydon_lfc That season pushed him ahead of Gerrard in my opinion as the greatest ever Liverpool Premier League player 👍

One year ago today, we won the PL & we got this legendary picture from Salah. Salah’s generational season was the biggest reason behind it — more than anything Slot did. He delivered 29 goals & 18 assists for 47 goal contributions, finding the scoresheet or setting one up in 30 out of 38 games. It felt a lot like Suárez almost single-handedly dragging us to the title in 2013/14 rather than anything a manager did👍

@FootballTalkHQ I'm sorry but this is a bs argument. It's harder to do what Messi & Ronaldo done then play well for four years and spend the next 10 eating burgers & screwing every hole that comes your way.

🗣️ Journalist: “Who is better between Leo Messi and Cristiano?” 🗣️ José Mourinho: “I would say Ronaldo, 'El Fenomeno'. Cristiano and Messi have much longer careers and have been at the top level for 15 years. But if we talk strictly about talent and ability, no one is superior to the Brazilian. When I was at Barcelona as Bobby Robson's assistant, I realized he was the best player I had ever seen in my life. Injuries killed his career, which could have been even more unbelievable, but the talent of the 19-year-old was exceptional.”

@Slotoholic @_pauljoyce Another Dutch ffs...

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Liverpool are aware of the situation of Denzel Dumfries at Inter Milan. He has a £21.7m release clause in his contract this summer and Liverpool need to give serious thought to their options at right back. 👀🇳🇱 [@_pauljoyce]

• Neville: "So, who would you vote for Premier League POTY?" 🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Jill Scott: "I would put Jarrod Bowen there. We need to give credit to players who keep their club in the league. He is so consistent as well."

@ArchRose90 @Morrisons Oh come on, surely this is a travesty. Give the guy his job back Morrisons. Have a Heart.

This is Sean Egan. He joined Morrisons at the age of 17. After 29 years of dedication at supermarket chain, he was dismissed for confronting a shoplifter, which led to a scuffle with thief who spat at him. A shameful decision by @Morrisons. He should be thanked, not sacked.

@I_amMukhtar There is only One True Reality and every Man & Woman will one day stand in front of it.

An Indian medical student living in India created an AI-generated pro-MAGA influencer called Emily Hart, gaining thousands of followers. He sold AI-generated bikini photos and messaged followers in DMs. He said that every day, he would post content that is pro-Christian, pro–Second Amendment, anti-woke, and anti-immigration.

A man in India says he made thousands of dollars scamming 'super dumb' MAGA fans with a fake AI influencer named 'Emily Hart' • Helped pay for his medical school • Instagram's algorithm would blow up his fake content daily • Tried a liberal version but it didn't work “Democrats know that it’s AI slop ... The MAGA crowd is made up of dumb people ... super dumb people. And they fall for it" (via @WIRED)

@FootballTimelyn Divock Origi

Without bias, if you were to give one player Ballon D’or, who will you give?

@johnnycortes Jahangir Khan Squash Maestro, Winning Streak 1981-1986 Reigns over them all.

🚨 The most dominant seasons of all time in sports history according to popular media All Sports Culture ⚽ Lionel Messi 11/12 🏎️ Verstappen 2023 🏊 Phelps 2008 🏀 Jordan 1988 🏌️ Tiger Woods 2000 🏈 Tom Brady 2007 🏀 LeBron James 2013 🎾 Novak Djokovic 2015 🏀 Steph Curry 2016 ⚾ Bonds 2004

@mufcytp Gakpo & Nunez scored in the 7 nil drubbing. They paid back every penny that day. Every forking penny. A once in a lifetime result. Better than most trophies that one, and speaking of trophies, Gakpo wears a gold badge on his sleeve.

“Manchester United always get it wrong in the transfer market.” • Cody Gakpo (Liverpool) United tracked him for months under Erik ten Hag but delayed the move — Liverpool stepped in quickly and hijacked the deal. • Darwin Núñez (Liverpool) United held talks and scouted him heavily, but pulled back due to price — Liverpool paid big and secured him. • João Félix (Atlético/Chelsea/Barcelona) United explored a loan move, but refused Atlético’s high fee and wages — Chelsea took the risk instead. • Adrien Rabiot (Juventus) Deal was almost done, but United walked away due to wage demands and agent complications. • Christian Pulisic (AC Milan) Offered to United as a loan option, but the club declined — Milan moved fast and signed him permanently. • Sergiño Dest (Barcelona/loans) Wanted by Ten Hag, but United chose not to proceed — he ended up leaving Barça on loan instead. • Benjamin Pavard (Inter Milan) United showed interest late in the window but never made a concrete move — Inter got the deal done. • Jean-Clair Todibo (Nice) Strong links and talks, but United didn’t meet valuation — deal never advanced. Add yours if I missed one!

@SkySportsNews Patrick Viera & Yaya Toure. No opposition is doing anything against them.

Who is the greatest Premier League midfielder of all time? ⤵️

@TheClubLiveTw This is what a hospital ward for chronic diarrhoea must look like.

Does Bernardo Silva go down as ONE OF THE GREATEST Premier League Players? Chelsea VS Man City Match Preview OUT NOW! ⬇️ youtu.be/qXpvy0vgJQo

@Globalstats11 There's lies, then there is damned lies & then it's stastics

20 Most Skilful Players in Football History ⚽ 1. 🇧🇷 Ronaldinho 2. 🇧🇷 Ronaldo Nazário 3. 🇳🇬 Jay-Jay Okocha 4. 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 5. 🇳🇱 Johan Cruyff 6. 🇦🇷 Diego Maradona 7. 🇫🇷 Zinedine Zidane 8. 🇫🇷 Thierry Henry 9. 🇧🇷 Neymar 10. 🇵🇹 Ricardo Quaresma 11. 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo 12. 🇬🇧 George Best 13. 🇩🇰 Michael Laudrup 14. 🇫🇷 Hatem Ben Arfa 15. 🇪🇸 Andrés Iniesta 16. 🇧🇪 Eden Hazard 17. 🇪🇸 Santi Cazorla 18. 🇦🇷 Juan Román Riquelme 19. 🇧🇬 Dimitar Berbatov 20. 🇪🇸 Sergio Busquets Source: GiveMeSport.

@KayLFC05_ Nothing, balls to the wall, that's the LFC way.

My team for the PSG miracle. Nothing to lose. What would you change?