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@ian_ace @MrMajor_ 😂

@MrMajor_ Well we'll start with not allowing members to drink. That is unforgivable.

One day we need to have a convo about the cult like tendencies of this church as well as the Saturday guys.

@Panashe17841996 @sam_dzivah Bayblade.

@Munyah_Wacho Mandebvu

Hakuna ghetto risina kedha, T1, Man Tawa.... nani?

@Her__Hotness Chishona chemandorokwati

@zw_tag Iri vanhu vari kurida hanti

@bosswala 🤦🚮🚮🚮

✍️"He finds out I wasn't a V!rgin

@23WrapUp what a way to wrap up 2K23!

@tatechikukwa Porridge - munamba Drink- cuva Bread- goso Lesson -laso Polish- chidhaka Phone-bvomvo Headboy- mukuru Tissue-airtime Cerevita- vita Maputi- mashaya Dining hall- dansi Gig- bhangu

High School Slang Thread 😹 I will start! Drink - Dye Dovi - Grinso Sugar - Sukri Dining room - Dinso Roommate - Muroja Headboy - Hedhuvha Add yours‼️‼️

@Mamoxn 😂

Last year in September, I had to make a mad dash to Harare, To collect a visa. Decided I didn't want to sleep there so plan was to leave early morning, So I could drive back same day. Just after the Bulawayo tollgate, I noticed a car behind me signaling that I should make way for them, I ignored because ah! Why? Me I don't like being told what to do Just overtake please, Why the drama?🙄 I then noticed it was someone's convoy, Till today, I have no idea whose. So I thought hmm, Better safe than sorry - let me let them go,😅 I then took advantage of their speed and "joined" the convoy after the last car, It felt exhilarating, We were doing unmentionable speeds - don't judge me! As I was enjoying my newfound passion for speed, And protection from traffic cops, We reached the Gweru tollgate. Imagine my shock, When they all whizzed past the tollgate, Without paying! I couldn't believe they left me! Nx! Mncm! Anyway, Point is, Mthuli has never paid tollgate fees in his entire time as a minister, Neither has any other Zanupf goon. We need a revolution! #ZanupfMustGo

@ian_ace Asernal inzou ichangozodonha! Bookmark my tweet @ian_ace ! Gute Nacht!

Me: Thandi, there's no Arsenal inside the Premier League table. Thandi: It's not inside it's on top. Me: It's not inside it's on.... top

@fungisai_ @RealTalkFadzie @lulugwenero Rangovewo drama iri.

@RealTalkFadzie @lulugwenero huya unzwe

Vedare munoti kudii nenyaya iyi🤔

@tmseuli @Zvoutete14 @yoghurtbae 😂

@Zvoutete14 @yoghurtbae 😂😂😂wamama. That was fast

Those of marriage age (23-35 year olds) if an opportunity to work outside the country arises before you marry, will you take it or you'll pass and wait for another one after you have married?

@ManUtd @peterndoro @HarryMaguire93 @TkRomz

One scored, one saved. Huge contributions 🙏 #MUFC || #UCL

@huddonsnaison 25

Between Daddy and 25 which one do you relate to the most?

@huddonsnaison 25

Which song by Winky D hits you hard?

@pablo_weDrip @nelsonchamisa 😂😂

YES..2023 IS THE YEAR! The devil is a liar!! #Godisinit

@Revelat63222792 @antomukuwa I concur with you. At most, I challenge @antomukuwa to find out the quality of alcohol being drank, most of the fellas will be already high from locally brewed tumbwa, then by the time you see them as the day draws to a close, they will be in ecstasy.

@antomukuwa Just to remove stress

Why is it that in Zim things are hard but every weekend all the drinking places are full and all the liquor stores there is stampede people buying beer ?

@antomukuwa Relationships ? Im surprised you even mentioned that word. There is no correlation between being a broke unemployed youth and attempting to have a relationship.

-As an unemployed youth how are you managing to survive each day financially? -How is affecting you relationship wise -How do you deal with the stress that comes with failing to provide for yourself?

@everymovieplug @everymovieplug any plug on The Nun 2?

Who is the fastest?

@VMusinachirevo @sam_dzivah 🚮🚮

@sam_dzivah Will let it slide and continue with my girlfriend. Virginity is no long a prerequisite in marriage. Personally what I like about marrying a non virgin is the experience she brings to the bedroom the experience which she aquired through sleeping with different men.