Xygen 🇺🇦

would be pretty hilarious if twitter disappeared and i went on to lead a peaceful life full of meaning and beauty. like lmao

Elon at the Twitter Christmas party this year

they just need one 7500x engineer

It was fun posting with you all. See you on cohost or mastodon or somewhere

@wickman Legend

after 12 1/2 hardcore years: gun, badge, flair 👋🏻

@tmcarr Congrats

I don't know a single person who works in tech and hasn't seriously thought about quitting and opening up a coffee shop in a small town in the middle of nowhere

So, if 230 ends, the internet as you know it ends. Like, as you really, REALLY know it. I know people are stupid, but the stupidest people are going to be least happy about this.

"The wholesalers are providing infinite liquidity..." -Doug Cifu (CEO of a liquidity fairy) Sounds like he's admitting to the potential of infinite synthetic shares. They just hide/cover the share dilution with derivates (options and swaps). Market Maker = Market Manipulator

Putin/Russia: [murders (tens of?) thousands of civilians, bombs infrastructure indiscriminately, talks openly of committing genocide] Everyone: What the fuck, stop it, we hate you, you evil bastard. Just DIE Putin: Look how everyone is racist against russians

A black Mercedes G-class drives up to a small farmhouse outside of St. Petersburg. Two men in black suits get out. A Farmer walks out to meet them. Suit man: "Sergei. Russia needs you." Sergei: "I got out of this business." Suit: "Russia needs you to post frog again."

Americans are tired of changing their clocks twice a year. When winter comes, nobody wants to be sitting in the dark. Let’s make Daylight Savings Time permanent and free ourselves from this outdated ritual.

Ukrainians are saying to humanity: close the skies or give us aircraft … we'll do the rest. We must say "yes" to be human, to be people who do the right thing. To say "no" would be to value Ukrainian lives less than our own fears about an uncertain future in a time of war.

We should intervene before the russian dictator is successful at his genocide

Powerful.

We are witnessing, literally watching live, Putin commit genocide on an industrial scale in Ukraine while the most powerful military alliance in history stands aside. It's impossible not to be emotional, but let us also be rational and focus our rage on the facts. 1/13

People must stop accepting the framing of propagandists. Stop using the word "denazifying". Start using the word "antisemetic"

I made @foodwishes Greek Chicken and Potato bowl! One of the tastiest things I’ve ever eaten!

@igb @Twitter Congrats! You were one of the good ones that made working there way better. Good luck on your next thing!

Welp. After 8.5 years today is my last day at @Twitter. #LoveWhereYouWorked

@n8foo @TwitterEng Eyyy I’m wearing that exact shirt as a pajama shirt rn

I wore my old @TwitterEng we-killed-the-fail-whale t-shirt today and my kids can’t stop taking about it. “But daddy I love whales!” “That guy has no foot.” “Look the whales tongue is sticking out.” “What’s that arrow?” “That whale is going like this :feet in the air:”