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@crockpics somewhere there's an article about the guy that has the head. Might take a minute but it can be found

The Beatles Abbey Road billboard standing over the Sunset Strip in Los Angeles in 1969. Shortly after it went up, someone climbed the structure and sawed off the head of Paul McCartney. This played right into the rumors going around at the time that Paul had died.

@Super70sSports Read a Lester Bangs quote years ago. Went something like this, "listen up kids, get this in your heads, all your favorite rock stars are douche bags"

Fred Rogers was a good man. Many of your childhood heroes will let you down but not this one. He was exactly who we thought he was.

@BooksBeatles There's a story about Ringo I've always enjoyed. Woman asks for his autograph Says yes, come to up to my room. She asks if he as a pen. He says, I'm not using ink

In which Ringo Starr signs autographs without trousers, 1963.

@fwmarqix let me guess, you got a C- in High School Creative Writing

Let me tell y'all something about my brother. He’s 6'2", 220 pounds, a 22 year-old professional soccer player who has never been sick a day in his life. Last night he came home from an away game. Before he even sat down, he went straight to the kitchen, pulled out a full rotisserie chicken, and ate it cold, standing up over the sink. Then he made himself a bowl of cereal the size of a mixing bowl three different cereals combined and poured two full glasses of orange juice directly into it instead of milk. He sat down at the table and looked at his creation like he’d just invented something beautiful. After that, he grabbed a whole cheesecake from the fridge (one I didn’t even know we had) and finished half of it while watching film of his own goals from last season. He gets only one to three hours of sleep a night, never drinks coffee, and never gets sick. His nutritionist has already quit twice. Last week, I finally confronted him about his eating habits because I genuinely don’t understand how he’s still performing at this elite level. He looked at me completely calm, took a slow bite of whatever he was eating, and said: “You’re a disappointing sandwich architect.” We weren't even discussing about sandwich. He recently got into an argument with his club’s chef because they ran out of cheesecake at the team hotel the night before a League match. He filed a formal complaint and it actually went through. His coach thinks he’s a genius. His teammates think he’s a lunatic. They’re both right. I just don’t want him to retire early. I want him to eat healthy.

@MrPitbull07 Footnote or it didn't happen

@ClintFiore huge issue on Chicago Lakefront Trail

My bro in suburban Denver says there's an absolute "plague" of kids on e-bikes and e-dirtbikes bombing around the streets and neighborhoods at high speeds. 7-14 year old boys equipped with capabilities they're not mature enough to handle safely, drive like banshees through yards and intersections and golf courses etc. I don't see too many of those here in small town TX and when I do they don't seem to be terrorizing anyone. Curious if this is happening where you live or not. Is this a big deal?

@Super70sSports @joedrape "lacks focus" "constantly seeking attention"

Hey, look who made The New York Times! My high school guidance counselor is gonna need a while to accept this … Thanks to @joedrape for the great feature. nytimes.com/2026/04/14/bus…

@Jevrix9 liar

5 years ago, a major bank put an extra zero on my deposit by mistake and turned it into a six figure deposit. I immediately withdrew the money and went on a shopping spree at Saks. About 30 days later, the bank realized their mistake and sent me 3 certified threatening letters to return the funds. I sent this letter to my attorney who said they could not charge me with anything and nothing happened to me. 😂

@ChefGruel You're not paying your dishwasher 80K year

Our dishwasher is one of the highest-paid positions in the restaurant. If a line cook calls out, you always have 2-3 that can cover. If a server calls out, others can take more tables. If a dishwasher calls out, the entire restaurant is at a standstill. It's easily an 80K per year job in CA.

@Fat_Electrician No it's not. It's going in the fucking dumpster. You die, family rents dumpster, spends the day tossing all your shit in it. Couple things are save, most is gladly tossed

I hate to break it to people my age, but in 30 years your adult kids are going to look at your Funko Pops, Labubus, action figures, and Warhammer 40K collections the same way we look at boomer ceramic angel collections. That shit is going straight to the thrift store when you die.

@bryan_johnson There seems to be an endless list of bad shit alcohol does to you But who cares All you need is one: You feel so much better. That's all you need to know

Friends, stop drinking alcohol. Not cut back. Eliminate. > alcohol increases cortisol > disrupts REM sleep > accelerates epigenetic aging > shrinks hippocampal volume > elevates resting heart rate > raises inflammatory markers > impairs glucose metabolism for 16 hrs One drink does that.

@DrHistoryBrad in the 80s I earned a degree in English. Seems I was reading about 120 pages a day, five days a week

Dude is getting absolutely SAVAGED in the comments, and rightfully so. If you can’t read 300 pages in a week then a Humanities degree is probably not going to be for you, especially if it’s a grad degree. Intensive reading and writing is basically 80% of the game, people.

@JoshPhillipsPhD had a professor in college say don't track page count or characters in Russian novels. Soon enough it'll all gel and make sense. That's one reason why they're so good.

The Harry Potter series is 1,000,000 words long War and Peace is 600,000 words long W&P just seems long because it’s all in one book instead of 7 If you can read HP (you can), then you can read W&P (you should)

@Investor_NICK_ 4th Generation Denverite. Moved away years ago. Return once/twice a year. So glad I'm gone. No one sees that it promises so much yet delivers so little. Have fun on I 70, your life is idling away.

Been to Denver twice and I swear every place I went to was like 2:1 or 3:1 guys to girls. I was told by the girls that they call it “Menver”. One of the cities with worst nightlife experience I’ve been to which quite was surprising to me. Was pretty cool town otherwise.

@DeanTTraining No one who continues to drink alcohol can effectively lose weight

If the average American started walking 10,000 steps per day and replaced the sweets they eat each day with 3-5 of these….the obesity epidemic would be over before Summer 2026 ends Not an exaggeration

@wingsspeed not true

Rubber Soul é o álbum mais John Lennon dos Beatles

@Super70sSports but I can still hate Portillo's right?

Life is short. Don’t waste it arguing with strangers about politics on the internet.

@Bennieeexyz how about more private and less posting

People always ask me why I'm so private about my personal life, Well this is why. During my first year of college I was rooming with someone I had known since we were kids, we grew up together, told each other everything...... This is the kind of friendship you think is built different because it survived high school. Back to the story, I always keep a journal, Wrote in it every single day. Kept it somewhere I was certain nobody could get to it. Came back from class one afternoon to find her sitting in the middle of the room with a group of people. Reading from it. Out loud. Performing it like it was entertainment. She had gone out of her way to get into it too, she made a deliberate decision to break in and expose me in front of an audience. I stood there in that doorway and something shifted in me permanently that day. We have not spoken since and it has been over thirty years.

@yokoono why don't you call him instead of posting here.

Happy Birthday Jules!

@rockstarnoguitr telling me to do some "internal work" How about fuck all the way off with that Dr Forgery!!