Incredibly handsome father of 17

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@user0000O0 We’re all good pups

i’m a loser

@W33ab00Jones @snatchseason @gameunlocked26 Welcome to the game

@snatchseason @gameunlocked26 Anything I don't like is racist

Many GTA fans disliked the woman in the cover, so they decided to change her. Which one is better?

@FlynnUnbound You’re single handedly doing more to improve the image of America on teh global stage than the entire US government has for the last 50 years

Mission accomplished: Our server helped us buy a round for some Australians anonymously at Elysian Brewing in downtown Seattle. Welcome to Seattle and thank you for coming here!!!

@Buck36043Buck I’ll have what he’s smoking please

They Paved Paradise to Put up a Purple Skittle

@_konversations @ObamaFoundation @BarackObama 5 minutes later

@ObamaFoundation @BarackObama Respect

.@BarackObama spoke to what’s best in all of us in his remarks at the Grand Opening of the Obama Presidential Center.

@heidird1 Hear the mountains calling you….

I just bought this book to read to my kids. 😁

Mom of Girls With Their Dad Confronted in Bathroom Livid with Both Men tmz.com/2026/06/19/mom…

@megynkelly “Darkness vs light” Race war: 2.0

This. 100%.

@ClayTravis Oh my god…. Oh no

DOCTOR Jill Biden left Joe Biden on the stage at the Obama presidential center and Joe appeared to have no idea what was going on. Why do they keep taking him to public events? It’s cruel.

@Aella_Girl @climatepaige

@climatepaige upon request my partner now explicitly notes instances in which he thinks i am pretty. it's gotten better since my plastic surgery

hm the fantasy of finding a guy who makes more than me is growing increasingly difficult the more money i make

@Richard08608610 @Outkick Unfortunately, that would require self awareness and humility.

@Outkick Nobody would know who Angel Reese was if it wasn’t for Caitlin Clark. Angel should be more grateful instead of being such a jealous twat.

Angel Reese mocking Caitlin Clark 😂

@bugcel_ McDarn I missed the stream. Also why do you look moistened

need to feel something. Playing sims 4 (god) today in like 20 twitch.tv/bugcel_

@DrunkRepub You can get flagged for too many OF model replies

Hey I’m trying to respond to DMs but it says every reply “failed.” Don’t know what’s going on but I’m trying.

@Mmonkoaa Imagine being so ass you on defense you can’t even stop a guy who is just standing there

“Messi doesn’t run he only walks” Now he doesn’t even walk he just stands 😂

@RAVESODA94 Ok I’ve heard a few people reference that before, and for the life of me I cannot figure out what people are actually talking about. What is this “free time” you’re talking about? What even is that?

You’re just never too old for Nintendo. Or comics about alien invasions 😂 what do you like to do in your spare time?

@ArestadStuart @BarackObama This is one heckaroo of a tweet

@BarackObama Out of 46 Presidents, president Obama is easily one of the top eight U.S. Presidents where Trump is in the bottom of the barrel 3rd or 4th and that is being generous.

It was great reconnecting with our alumni tonight! Michelle and I will always be grateful for the chance to work side-by-side with so many brilliant, selfless people who believed in something bigger than themselves.

@OnyxOdds I don’t care, I love this so much 🔥

Knicks fans going to bed the night before the parade

@ColinTrump1 @TiffanyFong 1,437 lifetimes

@TiffanyFong Whats her age in vaginal years?

this is how you age when you’re a fkn whore

@InternetH0F Translated: “Private jets and mansions don’t pay for themselves, bozos!”

Apple plans to raise prices, saying its “unavoidable” due to memory costs “We’ve been trying to shield our customers from the increases, but the situation has become unsustainable.” (via: Wall Street Journal)