Plank

@johnpuck1992 Correct

NHL posting all the wives playoff pics and there’s no women of color or gross black chicks like there would be in other sports that shows you hockey is just the best

@ICEgov Holy smokes!!!!

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You mean to tell me this woman was riding six white horses when she came

@MyNameIsntEffy @John_Chungus_5 You can’t be serious

@John_Chungus_5 50% Cuban 20% Irish 20% Italian 10% French

What, do I not look it

@SandyofCthulhu Oh shit it’s the age of empires guy hey man thanks for making my childhood meaningful I really appreciate it

@PlankReturns All cancer patients get a choice. If you press red, your cancer is cured. If you press blue, your cancer is cured if 50% of all patients press blue. Which do you press.

Lowest tier: if I press the red button I live Midwit tier: I have to press the blue button because I cannot read Above average tier: I will press red because that’s the smart thing to do Smart tier: I will press the blue button because I understand the problem but I am also smart enough to realize not enough people understand the problem. By pressing the blue button and siding with the midwits, I can save them from their own stupidity. Genius tier: I will press the red button. I will survive and hopefully all the morons will die.

@Bill_Nickelson Now why would you want to bring mama plank into this

@PlankReturns “They do” - your mom

Hard men create good times

@mrzhulee @MN_Vikings_Pete @EusebHieronymus Fewer

@MN_Vikings_Pete @EusebHieronymus @PlankReturns Great Now both of you are dead Two less idiots walking around

@uind_w Domi arigato Mr roboto

@PlankReturns 私はまさに「平均以上位」でした。 人々は思った以上に色々な判断をすることが学べて、興味深い結果でした。 私の目的は「最優先で自分が生き残り、できれば死者が少ないほうがいい」だったので目的は果たされました。

@HipHopMagic500 @Hogginvestor Now wait just a minute

@PlankReturns @Hogginvestor Just hanging out. I need more clients (I’m the hip hop magician)

Imagine hating me when all I’m doing is spreading disgusting rumors about you being gay and other general misinformation

@HipHopMagic500 @Hogginvestor What is good brother

@PlankReturns @Hogginvestor

@tsteele93 Thanks, I can almost guarantee you will regret it

@PlankReturns Following you now.

@atroce01 @MedfordNic82434 Jesus dude I have done like 10 productive things since you started yapping and I log on and you’re still here lmao go touch grass lil bro 😭😭😭

@MedfordNic82434 @PlankReturns Yes, I don't think kids are morons IN THIS CONTEXT, if you had been following the conversation you'd see that often when people say "blue morons dying is good" they are often not thinking about kids

New favorite insult tbh

@LordWigwag You pick red because you want to live I pick red because I want others to die We are not the same

@PlankReturns You pick blue because you want to save people I pick blue because its my best chance at dying We are not the same

@Jellis581 You’re still here huh

@PlankReturns young children also complicate it somewhat, but I assumed from the presentation that we’re assuming rational agents who can make a real choice and aren’t just randomly mashing buttons.

@ArchiteuthisDx I am a torta pounder

@PlankReturns There is a well known BBL carve-out in the policy, Plank.

Switching up my opinions on immigration before talking to latinas at the bar

@ChefGreginald 🫵

@PlankReturns Super genius tier: "I pick blue because I understand the consequences of almost half the population dying. It's a slow death that would be worse than just putting me out of my misery." It's like the red people don't think for even a second what the world looks like afterward