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@UnitedCanucks26 @ghostcoder42 @jimmykimmel Fuck you and fuck jimmy, canada doesnt want that retard

@ghostcoder42 @jimmykimmel I don’t believe in violence neither does Jimmy, it was a joke that people turned into a big deal. We don’t support any threats or harm to anyone. He was just making light of how much people hate Trump.

Retweet if you stand by @jimmykimmel! I’m a Canadian and I do 💯 support him after Trump's comment that "Jimmy Kimmel should be immediately fired by Disney and ABC." Just saying, if America doesn't keep Jimmy, Canada will gladly take him. He can make his own talk show here. 🇨🇦

im not making extra ordinary claims, you religitards are, How is it you smooth brains are all about the sacred scrolls as they prove age yet you leave out the one that shows you there is more than meets the eye, Im looking at you enok, also if you believe the garbage that is the bible then you know that it states god made man in his image, that means that any life on any other planet either looks exactly like us, made in his image or they look like what their environment evolved to, I find this more easy to believe, also with the bible again you have to believe that the earth is the centre of the universe again you low iq idiots gobble up any spew that is programmed into you, none of you can think for yourselves, the bible is just rip off stories of other stupid religions, epic of Gilgamesh anyone. but you keep believing and Ill go with logical explanations over fairy tale bullshit miracles, where is your fuckhead god whilst Epstein victims are being eaten alive lol clowns!

@kristinaaaMA @RegularCHUD @RealDonKeith What a retarded response. Godless = mentally ill

🚨Wow! Scans just uncovered tunnels and possible support beams beneath the massive boat formation long claimed as Noah’s Ark in Turkey. Decades after early explorers flagged it — cutting-edge tech now backing the biblical site.

@Notwokenow Now reach down behind the engine and get those top two bolts blindly.

👀 I’m not saying a word 👀

@lsabellaRicci its a small penis thing isnt it!!!!!!!

Ahora que no existe barrera de idiomas con la traducción automática quiero sacarme una duda. ¿Por qué los japoneses censuran sus partes íntimas en el porno?

@InterstellarUAP So they knew of constellations 12000 years ago lol, tell me about that.

Graham Hancock just decoded Göbekli Tepe’s Pillar 43 'The Vulture Stone' and it’s rewriting everything we thought we knew about human history. 😱 He reveals: “The vulture on Pillar 43 represents the constellation Sagittarius… and that’s interesting because twelve thousand five hundred years ago, the sun was in Sagittarius at the winter solstice.” This isn’t random carvings. It’s an astronomical star map of the sky during the Younger Dryas comet impact. The vulture looming over a headless figure, symbolizing death and rebirth. Proof of advanced knowledge from a lost civilization that existed long before the history books say it did. What shocks you most about this? Do you think Pillar 43 is a warning from our ancestors about cosmic disasters? Could Göbekli Tepe be their message to the future?

@mona_world412 Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol!!!!

そして、お誕生日なので おめでとうメッセージ待ってる💖💖

@YouTube hell yea brother!

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@Kikiwips @liberal_party Learn to read and comprehend. I said she got a majority of conservatives votes and walked, not that the liberals have s majority and yes any tomfoolery should be addressed. If you were not voted in by the people its not a democracy, sound like you are a liberal cuck.

@RegularCHUD @liberal_party He doesn’t have a majority. At least not yet. Learn how the Westminster system works. Were you this outraged when Liberal MP’s crossed the floor under Scheer and Harper?

Welcome to the Liberal team, Marilyn Gladu. Now is the time to work together to build a brighter future for all in a stronger Canada!

@Dave_Eby You must be so stupid if you cannot understand what Trump said. Only retarded British Columbians think what you did, not all of us have soap dish iqs like you Eby

British Columbians are deeply disturbed to see President Trump threaten “a whole civilization.” We want the people of Iran to be free from Iran’s oppressive regime. Threatening innocent Iranians does not achieve that goal.

@Boldyboy1975 Ya wanna know what's really awsome about this?....... dig for it every fucking thing!!!!!

Carrying on the Easter vibe🐣🥰🎉🎉🤣🤣

@IfindRetards Is there such a thing as a tard off, where one could be eliminated, thunder dome shit!

Who is more retarded?

@maniaUFO obvious Sleestack!!

Leaked video of one of the world's richest men showing two reptilian bodies.🧐🤔🐲🐲🐲

@RBMEllis @GildedPardus @Bagginzes1 @TheTrekCentral Fags especially a klingon fag, thats like being a hay muslim, you get thrown off a roof, it was pure shit.

@GildedPardus @Bagginzes1 @TheTrekCentral So give me an example.

🚨BREAKING - Academy CANCELLED Sadly #StarfleetAcademy's next season will be its last, with the series now officially announced as cancelled at Paramount+ with Season 2's release date TBA. ⭐️Read Alex Kurtzman's letter to fans here: variety.com/2026/tv/news/s… #StarTrek

@heatherdws I remember a skit he did on Saturday night live when the movie E.T. was big, and somehow E.T. got killed and they put him in a freezer and Mr. T kicks in the door and yells "I'm looking for my boy E"

🔥🎉 Happy 94th Birthday to the one and only Mr. T! 🎂💥 Chains shining, From The A-Team to Rocky III,and pure 80’s power. 💪🏽✨ 94 years of strength, confidence, and iconic presence. I pity the fool who doesn’t celebrate this legend today! 😎🥂 Happy Birthday, Mr. T —

@DemocracyBadger @IfindRetards There's a difference, Kirk didnt go out of his way to destroy lives, The other guy was a fucking asshole.

@IfindRetards Yall are hypocrites.

Only 5 hours apart, incredible.

@DemocracyBadger @IfindRetards If when you are alive you are a fucking asshole, death does not remove that moniker. now he's just a dead asshole.

@IfindRetards The difference between a president who unites and a president who only divides.

@Bubblebathgirl Fuck off with the bullshit, Elon can pay them, remember, the government has no law, even if it says they do, they seem to be able to operate with complete immunity so if Elon pays, no big deal, they piss and moan, wag the craggy finger of discontent and on to the next outrage!!!

Fox News reports that while they “love Elon Musk” offering to pay salaries of TSA agents, “the funding does need to come from the government.” The Anti-Deficiency Act blocks the Fed from accepting gifts over authorized funding levels. But could Elon pay TSA employees directly?

@maniaUFO Yea cause aliens are high tech and when they land on earth, they must run around in the dark with no pants on 😂

An alleged alien was photographed on September 22, 2004, at 10:45 PM with a Kodak DX4530 camera.🧐🤔👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 The photo was taken by a security guard in an abandoned office in Rayones, Nuevo León, Mexico.