@ModernTalmud It certainly doesn’t mean luck on the toilet!
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@RepubRepartee
Calling out Leftists for their BS. Diagnosing them with #TDS. MSM is #FakeNews - can that be? Yes! So turn off that CNN, NBC, CBS.
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Someone please tell this guy his tattoo doesn’t mean “luck” 😭
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Incidentally, you’d also need one to eat a regular bunny.
New York Post@nypost
Costco has a 10-pound, $140 chocolate Easter bunny - but you'll need a hammer to eat it trib.al/AZD4h2M
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@illnevercallitx I don’t think you understand what “literal” means.
Or perhaps you just don’t know what the Statue of Liberty is?
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@calvinrobinson Hey boy, the 70’s called.
They said “keep the hair” it looks terrible
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Tired of Jews telling me how to be Christian.
Repent and follow Christ. Hell is hot.
Christ is King.
𐤀𐤅𐤐𐤉𐤓 𐤄𐤏𐤁𐤓𐤉 • Ofir Haivry@haivry
@calvinrobinson A recent convert to Catholicism wants to teach the Polish Bishops the Catholic Catechism. No humility at all in front of the experience and authority of an assembly of eminent Churchmen. Maybe next he will nail his theses to the door of a church?
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@MaxNordau Wait, but I thought Moses and the Hebrews were Palestinians…
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@nypost She completely didn’t notice that there were nails in her ice cream until she tried conceiving a baby months later and couldn’t
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Woman wins $14 million after eating ice cream with metal nails and left unable to have children trib.al/Wak1RN7
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BREAKING: Some Democrat strategists are suggesting the party nominate a straight, white, Christian man to run for president in 2028, per Axios.
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@IronShank @shundeshagen That would explain it, but unfortunately there are also actual real people that dumb, so hard to be sure
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It's an American fast-food chain founded in California, serving American-style Chinese cuisine.
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
I do not like much about Japan, but Panda Express (“Speedy Bear” in English) is an incredible Japanese dining experience
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@i_isSindahblokk @shundeshagen Those were imported from Japan (as conpensation for them bombing San Diego harbor in WWI)
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@RepubRepartee @shundeshagen I saw two of them just last summer in San Diego.
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🚨 BREAKING
Islamic Republic of Iran suspiciously introduces a 12-ton missile made entirely out of Kit-Kat bars to its arsenal.
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Unbelievable picture from yesterday’s ’No Kings’ protests. Just look at that crowd!!
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@j_fishback Yea! And he can’t come to Florida when *I’m* Governor either!
Or when my cat is!
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You hate Christians.
Your excuses are irrelevant.
You are not welcome in Florida when I’m governor.
Happy Palm Sunday. Christ is King.
Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו@netanyahu
I have instructed the relevant authorities that Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the Latin Patriarch, be granted full and immediate access to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem. Over the past several days, Iran has repeatedly targeted the holy sites of all three monotheistic religions in Jerusalem with ballistic missiles. In one strike, missile fragments crashed meters from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. To protect worshippers, Israel asked members of all faiths to temporarily abstain from worshipping at the Christian, Muslim and Jewish holy sites in Jerusalem’s Old City. Today, out of special concern for his safety, Cardinal Pizzaballa was asked to refrain from holding mass at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. Even though I understand this concern, as soon as I learned about the incident with Cardinal Pizzaballa, I instructed the authorities to enable the Patriarch to hold services as he wishes.
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@michaeljknowles Agreed. We shouldn’t be privileging child rapists with this method
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Unpopular opinion: firing squad is without question the most dignified way to be executed.
Coinvo@Coinvo
WARNING: 🇺🇸 As of July 1, child rapists in Idaho will face execution by a firing squad.
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@Scott_Wiener This is my favorite genre of Fake News: “Trans people banned from X”
Translation: “Trans people must now do X the same way as everyone else: in accordance with their actual gender”
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It’s about to become a felony in Idaho for a trans person to use the restroom.
State prison for using the restroom. Let that sink in. These people have no limits.
The New York Times@nytimes
Breaking News: Idaho criminalized using bathrooms, locker rooms or changing rooms, that do not correspond to a person’s sex at birth, including at private businesses. nyti.ms/4t7Nijz
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@BurtMacklin_FBI Karl Malone definitely did his part to prevent the Kings from winning an NBA title.
Unfortunately for him, the Bulls’ No Jazz initiative was just as successful.
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Jimmy Kimmel got all dressed up for the No Kings rally today.
Chris Murphy 🟧@ChrisMurphyCT
Look who I ran into at the No Kings rally in Torrance, California.
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