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@WhoScored Curtis Jones

Premier League players with the most substitute appearances over the last 10 seasons (start of 2016/17) 🏟️ Can you guess who makes the top 10? 👀⬇️

@ExpectedChelsea @Umair__CFC @GoldbergCFC I've pinged Private Eye with the (admittedly circumstancial) evidence I can find.

@Umair__CFC @GoldbergCFC I'd be curious to know. It's obvious he's close to Shields, so I'm keen to see if he's aware of the corruption going on.

I’m still not really back but had to come on to say that Rosenior is quite clearly out of his depth. With that said, until real change happens higher up, nothing will truly change. We all knew this, though…

@Nigel_Farage Judeo-Christian values like... royal decrees expelling all Jews from England for 350 years. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edict_of_…

What we witnessed in London at the historic Trafalgar Square, in a country built on Judeo-Christian values, was a group of people attempting dominance over our capital city and our culture. We are not going to surrender everything that was built over centuries and defended at great cost in two world wars for us to be a free, independent nation. The British people will not put up with this any longer — simple as.

@Heccles94 Nice handwriting.

@ChicagoDmitry Eghbali can't get an erection to be fair

Difficult decision? We were down 7-2. He should have subbed them at half time. What difficult decision? Is he fucking high?!

@MichaelRosenYes Sorry to lose you, brother. The forces of history will compel me to confect an analysis of Chocolate Cake, which will argue something like 'it's a metaphor for killing all the Europeans', but deep down inside... I'll know the truth.

So 79 year old Trump and 76 year old Netanyahu are throwing bombs at the 86 year old Ayatollah who is retaliating. Clearly, the route to world peace is to take over-75 year old men out of the picture.

@gerardtbaker Only when referring to Tories on the internet.

Do you say "econs"?

@AaronBastani Whenever I see stats like this I always wonder about the oddities: who are the 3% of 2024 Green voters who thought 'fuck this, I'm voting Tory next time'?

This is wild. 8% of Labour’s 2024 voters are going to Reform. 27% are going to the Greens. Labour is presently keeping less than half of its vote 🤯

Good morning! Decided to kick off 2026 by getting back to writing. For the @LRB I wrote about our morally bankrupt political and media ecosystem. The working title for this piece was “All Our Politicians Are Fucking Idiots” RTs appreciated lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/febr…

@judeinlondon @LRB This is superb, thank you.

@KarlTurnerMP I dare say that even outside of Parliament, he still has a fairly sizeable soapbox he can avail himself of.

We needed our best player on the pitch when we’re not doing well in the League tables. It seems that we’ve decided to bench our political equivalent of Messi. I am saddened that that will reflect badly on our leadership and the PLP will probably react adversely.

Just walked down a beautiful street in Krakow and there was a large crowd of at least 20 white people talking and laughing in polish. I tried to explain to them that diversity was our greatest strength, but they didn’t seem to give a shit.

@RobertJenrick Your one identifiable trait is being a inauthentic weasel with no loyalty or redeeming qualities and it turns out you can't even do that competently. You are that bad at your job that you managed to stand out as noticeably inept in the current Tory shadow cabinet.

The truth.

@siennamarla Announce Mandelson

A "well-known Labour figure" is joining Reform next week, Farage says

@BBCNewsPR Very sorry to hear that, Amol has been a real pleasure to listen to. I love his enthusiasm for basically every single thing he encounters. Best of luck to him.

Amol Rajan to step down from Today programme Read more ⬇️ bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/20…

@DanTheManF1 @richardajkeys Imagine being more of a cunt than Andy Townsend. Reprehensible.

Sad to hear the news of Terry Yorath’s passing. He was a warrior & won fans over wherever he played. He was great for us at Coventry & the reason I got Gabby a job at Sky. I had no idea who she was when we met but I knew her dad. RIP Terry. Your daughter did you proud.

An even stricter drink-drive limit is mental. It will destroy rural pubs, and achieve absolutely sod all in terms of 'safety'. I will oppose it in Parliament.

@FrankKhalidUK Maka, Kanté, Mikel.

Give me your top 3 Chelsea defensive midfielders from these 7 choices.

@SkySportsNews These ads are the best money Man Utd have spent in years.

BREAKING: Roma are interested in signing Joshua Zirkzee from Manchester United in January 🚨

@RupertLowe10 Jesus, I know your former Reform colleagues pissed you off but wishing the death penalty on them is a bit much, no?

I would like to reiterate my calls for a referendum on restoring the death penalty for the most monstrous, and undeniable, criminals - both foreign and domestic. If you rape a child, expect the death penalty.