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TwoTonFish 😝

@TwoTonFish

I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious. North Jersey Ginzo. Yankee Baseball. Food Snob. Car & Film Enthusiast. 🌎

Florida, USA Entrou em Ocak 2016
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TwoTonFish 😝@TwoTonFish·
@CartelWatchNet Bank Teller in on that for sure. Argentina is magnificent, but their banking/cash system is from the 50’s.
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Cartel Watch@CartelWatchNet·
In Argentina, a man was robbed in broad daylight after withdrawing a large sum of money from a bank in Ciudad Evita, La Matanza. He was followed by two motochorros and, while stopped at a red light at the intersection of Route 21 and Cristianía, one of the thieves smashed his car window, grabbed the backpack containing the cash, and fled with his accomplice on the motorcycle. Police are investigating the case, including the possible involvement of a delivery person who may have tipped off the criminals.
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Bitcoin Teddy
Bitcoin Teddy@Bitcoin_Teddy·
AOC says "rivers were on fire" because of corporations like Deloitte "pouring chemicals" into waterways. Deloitte is an accounting, consulting, and tax services firm. No idea what she's talking about.
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SAUCE GARDNER@iamSauceGardner·
my Escalade V locked up while i was driving. they said it needs a new engine. it is a 2026 with 2k miles on it... how is this even possible?
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Russell Crowe
Russell Crowe@russellcrowe·
Nice article that I missed when it came out. One writer, Luke Buckmaster’s opinion, but, he does give some solid reasoning. As I get older, I am humbled that someone would even think to write an article like this. Russell Crowe’s 20 best roles – sorted! theguardian.com/film/2025/dec/…
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TwoTonFish 😝@TwoTonFish·
@FBIDirectorKash Walz called the guy who uncovered the fraud a “far right delusional conspiracy theorist”, and then did whatever he could to stop further investigations. How we let them shut down DOGE I’ll never understand.
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FBI Director Kash Patel
FBI Director Kash Patel@FBIDirectorKash·
Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.
Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz

Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.

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TwoTonFish 😝@TwoTonFish·
GAME TIME 2:35pm. You’re welcome.
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Governor Tim Walz
Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz·
If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.
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TwoTonFish 😝@TwoTonFish·
He also owned up to it, apologized profusely, and then got hit with (and served) a massive suspension. He took his lumps like a man, and he’s a terrific manager.
Bill T@Billthomas54

@BNightengale Finest manager in all of baseball? Lest not forget the kind of guy he really is:

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TwoTonFish 😝@TwoTonFish·
@dick_nixon President Clinton used to pretend to go for a run so he could go to McDonald’s
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Richard M. Nixon
Richard M. Nixon@dick_nixon·
Apart from the loss of the East Wing, the disproportionate architecture, all that, the political issue behind the ballroom is the president can and should never leave the White House, and the Nation should come to the president.
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TwoTonFish 😝@TwoTonFish·
@X2Pluto I gave a few more innings, I’m not hearing it. I hope not, they’re good together.
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HENDRXX@X2Pluto·
@TwoTonFish Just listen to the broadcast. They’ve been awkward and horrible this whole Texas trip
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HENDRXX@X2Pluto·
Do Kay and Cone hate each other?
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Meredith Marakovits@M_Marakovits·
Do we like David Cone’s nickname for Ben Rice… Benny Barrels?
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TwoTonFish 😝@TwoTonFish·
@nut_history I’m going to Citi Field for the first time on the 17th. Mostly because they have Shake Shack.
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BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·
When you attend a Major League Baseball game, do you buy anything at the concession stands?
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TwoTonFish 😝@TwoTonFish·
@RoseElla1234 Serious question, are John Ham’s stars on correctly? They seem cockeyed to me.
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CineHub@RoseElla1234·
"I finished second. Just wanna manage expectations"... Best line! 🔥 #TomCruise #TopGun
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Clutch Gardy
Clutch Gardy@ClutchGardy·
@YankeeSource In the long run I think they should just split time, but right now I could see going with Caballero (.368 xWOBA from 4/13 - 4/23) It’s an insanely small sample but I’d be cool with riding the hot hand for now (even if that’s like 6-10 games) then having them split time
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Yankeesource@YankeeSource·
It’s not a great idea to return Anthony Volpe to SS right now with the way José Caballero is hitting the ball. Hope the Yankees see it that way as well. Volpe hasn’t earned the SS role, and Caballero is hot. The timing isn’t right to make a switch.
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Danny C@KingDanny57008·
@YankeeSource Yes I know But I can’t live without Volpe It’s a crime to leave him out Even if he can’t hit or field
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TwoTonFish 😝@TwoTonFish·
@GJoyce9 I’ve been to that stadium and I don’t think I realized it had a retractable roof. It has Shake Shack in center field, that I remember very clearly.
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Greg Joyce@GJoyce9·
Yankees won’t need to be bundling up this series. Feels like a sauna, especially compared to Boston.
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Talkin' Baseball@TalkinBaseball_·
Juan Soto said he hasn’t been talking to his Mets teammates during the losing streak. “They’ve been on the road most of the time so I haven’t talked to them”
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TwoTonFish 😝@TwoTonFish·
@gotrice2024 I’m surprised the Limey doesnt eject the dirtbag out of the driver’s seat onto the side of the road and take himself to the airport.
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SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024·
This man called for an Uber to take him to the airport while traveling in Egypt. The price was 250 Egyptian pounds whose is about $4.83 cents. The driver stops in the middle of the highway and now is demanding instead of the amount that was agreed on, that he wanted $250 USD instead of Egyptian pounds. The driver is still refusing to drive, the problem is if the man gets out, the driver will more than likely take off and steal his luggage as well. Paying him more isn’t an option either because at this point he’s almost holding you hostage because he knows you don’t have many options, what would you do in this scenario?
SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024

This man was walking to the stadium when a man walked up to him and tied a “free” home made bracelet around his wrist for a festival that’s coming to town. After he does that he asks for a donation of 25 euros to help support Africa. When the man says he didn’t have any cash on him, the man the pulls his phone out and tells him to enter his info for a card donation payment. Should the man have just refused the bracelet, would you have given him 25 euros to help support Africa?

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