Absolute

Status of the pod rn: @Jason is to busy trying be look “cool” with his dem friends, and simply doesn’t realize the severity/importance of this election. Elon just told Tucker how hes going to get locked up. @chamath is trying to tastefully slow pull people onto the right (and is doing great) @friedberg god bless him, just wants to grow huge potatoes, and talk fiscal/monetary policy if politics ever come up and that’s fine. @DavidSacks KEEP hammering. Even if the pod “suffers” according to Jason. Who cares.

@mert This or Canada?

the presidency is literally being run like a 2021 scam NFT project lmao

@rb_tweets @P2Pdotme @MetaDAOProject Doesn’t matter, funds will be liquidated. Any team with judgement THIS bad judgement can’t make it.

.@P2Pdotme haters in shambles! they just raised $6M in 2 days, one of the only projects to hit min raise on @MetaDAOProject this fast. sure i agree the comms on X can be better, but it's working?! gotta give it to them for making a new playbook, credit where it's due.

@P2Pdotme Bye bye

We took our prediction markets position because we believed strongly in what we are building, and we wanted to show that conviction in public, with our own name attached. In an environment where many teams ask others to believe before they are willing to back themselves, we wanted the world to see that we were willing to stand behind ourselves. Using a market tied to our own raise to express that conviction was wrong. It created confusion and hurt trust. We should have let the work, the product, and the mission speak for themselves. That was our mistake, and we take responsibility for it. What has not changed is why we are here. We built p2p.me because access to stablecoins is most difficult where it is needed the most. Fixing this at scale requires those of us doing the hard work owning part of what we are building. Every new market requires someone to go first. Someone has to source liquidity, manage fraud, build local trust, open new corridors, and make the network usable without fear of capture. Our employees today cannot do all of that alone, and they should not be the only ones who benefit from it. The people who help make this network real should share directly in the upside they create. We are building p2p.me so that the people who expand access, deepen liquidity, and make stablecoin rails usable can own a piece of the system they are helping create. To everyone who has supported us so far: thank you. We do not take that support lightly, and we intend to earn more of it over the coming years.

Patriots in control

What she said.👇

Pick your poison healthcare edition

@litterboxtrust @agaltsow Monstrous

📊 Litterbox Trust Update | March 27, 2026 We added 2,097,273 $JUP to the Litterbox Trust yesterday, bringing our monthly total to 14,786,745 $JUP. Total accumulation now stands at 101,239,797 $JUP.

@Jason Oppenheimer made @friedberg shed tears and inspire him to become a founder again… What will it take to be governor?

California, meet your new Governor / Overlord

@levelsio Hmmm

Okay let's see who can reply to this

Jupiter is at the @nyse. Two exchanges, one mission: bring everything onchain. @xxjzhu explains how Jupiter Global connects crypto to the real world.

@friedberg Wow science corner is coming to the big leagues, what an honor congrats @friedberg tell em about your giant potatoes

Since the first Presidential scientific advisory board, established by FDR in 1933, Presidential science and technology councils have supported policies that advanced research goals, enabled breakthrough scientific discoveries, drove the development of new technologies, and unleashed the industrialization of those technologies to advance American prosperity and global scientific and technological leadership. Appreciative of PCAST Chairs @MichaelKratsios and @davidsacks47 for their leadership and honored to serve as an advisor on PCAST.

@BullTheoryio Probably not? Circle has majorly outperformed the rest of her portfolio during these last 45 days. Circle was trading at like $55 in Feb

BREAKING: $CRCL is down 16% intraday, wiping out $5.6 billion in market value after Congress proposed banning stablecoin yield. The sell-off is tied to leaked stablecoin legislation that would ban platforms from offering yield on stablecoins "directly or indirectly", blocking anything "economically or functionally equivalent to interest." Circle generates 96% of its revenue from interest on USDC reserves. If platforms cannot offer yield to users, USDC demand weakens and Circle's revenue base contracts directly. But here's the wild part. Cathie Wood's ARK Invest sold $5.9 million worth of CRCL on March 20, four days before the legislation leaked. Did she already know this would happen?

Do you want to be liked, or do you want to win?

You ever sit at a dinner table while everyone talks crypto and just… nod? That ends today. Academy has 28 structured lessons covering everything on how to use every single Jupiter product. Each one is written for real people, without any complicated dev terms. Backed by a searchable glossary of 80+ crypto terms, so no word ever stops you in your tracks again. Show them who the expert is now.

@LauraLoomer Sounds like you are confusing “Business or First class” with flying private lol

Not in Business or First class. People pay to have comfort in Business and First class so they can work, not listen to crying babies. I don’t want to listen to crying babies when I’m traveling for work and paying more for comfort while I work.

wearing a $5,000 fit to tell poor people "capitalism bad" is wild

Hasan says his goal, while wearing $1,500 Cartier glasses, a $3,000 Cartier ring, and a $700 button-up shirt, is to educate the Cuban people on how positive communism is and that all of their struggles are actually due to America.

Money markets shouldn’t dictate terms, users should. Fixed rates. Fixed terms. Intent-driven. Offerbook: The first permissionless money market built for lenders and borrowers.

Canada is like a lottery winner that was set for life but gave the money away and ended up broke.