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Oh my god you can grab and pet cats including this chonky boy in Crimson Desert. Instant GOTY contender for me!

Bret Hart Finally gets his revenge on Goldberg in WWE 2K26 🤯 (2K Eater) #WWE2K26

@CloudWrestling Poor Charles Robinson

WWE2K26 Patch 1.05 appears to have fixed the 1-hit referee DQ issue. Now, you only get disqualified after hitting the referee a second time instead of immediately after the first hit. Your Thoughts 💭 #WWE2K26 #WWERaw

@WolfgangRi68915 @eurofounder

Dear Matthias, Plenty of reasons to be bearish on the US as well. 1. They are all obese and therefore cannot work efficiently. 2. The amount of fast-food they consume clouds their brain (everyone notices this on Zoom calls with Americans). 3. They are depressed because 50% of their family have died to gun violence. Have a wonderful day, Wolfgang

Main reasons to be bullish Europe: 1. Very low taxes 2. Diversity and multicultural society 3. Business-friendly regulations 4. World leader in AI innovation 5. Thriving startup culture 6. Strongest army in the world 7. Energy independence 8. True freedom of speech But sure, tell me again how America is better

@eurofounder See how far word has spread and you are out here comparing EU with Epstein regime.

@invest_cashflow Thank you for explaining this to us from Kenya

@BenjDicken @TylerFCloutier @spacetime_db

@TylerFCloutier @spacetime_db Notice the qps you get with Postgres when using a real benchmark.

Or use @spacetime_db and let it manage the connections! Thousands of them. :)

@eurofounder @floriandarroman Matthias you exposed yourself to be an American by calling out grift when there are multiple GDPR violations to report.

@floriandarroman There is no hate, the tweet you posted simply implies you are a grifter without any actual skill

Imagine having so much hate in you. This is not even me on that picture. Who hurt that guy?

@samlambert @AvgDatabaseCEO shots fired

I maintain the position that CEOs who constantly have a camera in their faces are probably not getting much real work done.

@eurofounder Based

European leaders at an emergency meeting to discuss the situation in the Middle East

@eurofounder @LindseyGrahamSC @POTUS

@LindseyGrahamSC @POTUS

Just spoke to @POTUS about our European allies’ unwillingness to provide assets to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning, which benefits Europe far more than America. I have never heard him so angry in my life. I share that anger given what’s at stake. The arrogance of our allies to suggest that Iran with a nuclear weapon is of little concern and that military action to stop the ayatollah from acquiring a nuclear bomb is our problem not theirs is beyond offensive. The European approach to containing the ayatollah’s nuclear ambitions have proven to be a miserable failure. The repercussions of providing little assistance to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning are going to be wide and deep for Europe and America. I consider myself very forward-leaning on supporting alliances, however at a time of real testing like this, it makes me second guess the value of these alliances. I am certain I am not the only senator who feels this way.

@samlambert This is a AWS Glue problem, do you offer replacement managed ETL service like that?

It's the perfect time to migrate to PlanetScale theregister.com/2026/03/17/aws…

@marlowxbt Turning off my AWS 2FA..brb

AWS sent me a $47 bill. I haven't used AWS in 8 months. Logged in to shut it down. Found one EC2 instance running. Micro. $0.0058 per hour. Someone spun it up in February using my old credentials I forgot to rotate. I was about to terminate it. Then opened the logs. A bot. Running 24/7 since February. Connected to Binance WebSocket and a prediction platform API. Executing trades every 3 minutes. I followed the wallet address from the config file. 0x732F1. $339,140 profit. 38,945 predictions. Joined February 2026. Bio: there are no socials/websites related to this profile. → Wallet: t.me/PolyGunSniperB… Someone used my forgotten $47/month server to run a bot that made $339K. 38,945 trades. 800 per day. BTC moves on Binance. Platform lags 25 seconds. Bot buys old price. Collects $1. Repeat. The code was 26 lines of Python. Clean. No comments. No readme. Just a WebSocket listener, a price comparison and a buy function with a 15 second sleep timer. $339K profit on a $47 monthly server bill. ROI on the server alone: 721,574%. I checked the SSH login history. One IP address. Vietnam. Logged in once in February. Never again. Set the bot. Left. Someone halfway across the world found my exposed credentials, didn't steal my data, didn't mine anything. Just quietly parked a 26 line script on my cheapest server and let it print. I didn't terminate the instance. Changed the password. Sat there reading the logs for 2 hours. The bot is still running. The wallet is still active. $113K in open positions right now. My $47 AWS bill just became the most profitable invoice I never meant to pay.

@eurofounder @GadSaad bro he is talking about that lamb tikka masala, what's wrong with you?

@GadSaad It’s wonderful to see modest women still exist. Inshallah

If you think that this is wrong, you are an Islamophobic bigot.

I will find you all for this!!!!!

@AvgDatabaseCEO Skill Issue

Vercel CTO aka guy who thought “Vercel for Postgres powered by Neon” was a good idea, admits Postgres can’t scale

@AvgDatabaseCEO If you put Neon CEO and Vercel CEO in tweeting competition, who do you think will win?

Any time I post something critical of Vercel’s “leadership”. A group of current employees all like it (don’t worry, I’ll never reveal who!) Vercel has many current and ex-employees who find their CEO/CTO’s twitter addiction annoying and embarrassing.

@samlambert Lol

why can't people be peaceful and drama free like database ceos?

@AvgDatabaseCEO Same CTO who thinks pgbouncer can't scale

Sorry kids, daddy is so upset by a github fork he’s spending the afternoon writing a Twitter blog about it. I used to really like Vercel. But why must their ceo and cto be so damn sensitive.