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@sentdefender He's out of his fxcking mind

U.S. President Donald J. Trump calls Wednesday a “big day for World Peace!”, following tonight’s announced two-week ceasefire agreement with Iran. Trump states that the United States will assist with the buildup of ships in the Strait of Hormuz and that reconstruction can begin in Iran. The President adds that, “We'll be loading up with supplies of all kinds, and just ‘hangin' around’ in order to make sure that everything goes well. I feel confident that it will. Just like we are experiencing in the U.S., this could be the Golden Age of the Middle East!!!”

Meanwhile in the #StraitOfHurmoz #tacotuesday

@allenanalysis This guy, you mean?

🚨 Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei just approved the ceasefire. The New York Times confirms it took intense diplomacy and last-minute pressure from Beijing to get Khamenei across the line.

@ABC The Art of the Dill

BREAKING: President Trump has agreed to "suspend the bombing" for two weeks if Iran opens Strait of Hormuz. abcnews.link/9CSMP8G

@davidcaines @mehdirhasan It's taken a bit...

@mehdirhasan Finally, the idiots are starting to get it.

Alex Jones is worried that Trump is too crazy. Yes you read that correctly.

@danpakko Crazy! Just. Fuckin. Crazy.

Oh fuck

@MikeCarlton01 Has anyone checked on Brendan Nelson?

With leaden inevitability, the BRS arrest has brought all the usual RWFWs howling out of their holes. Abbott, Babet, Hanson, etc, the whole grisly, ratbag crew. This is the mob that blathers endlessly about the rule of law - until it whacks one of their pinup boys.

@allenanalysis As we say in Australia, a total flog

Hmm, you don't say.🤔 This whole pilot recovery story is starting to sound like concocted bullshit using christian narratives.

@NoContextBrits Lounge music?

DJ Dave in da house.

@ABC Is she similar to Trump's daughter-wife, Ivanka?

South Korea’s spy agency says it would now be fair to view the teenage daughter of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un as his heir Read more: abcnews.link/rBJW30u

@MollyJongFast Or 14 days tops

The good news is that this whole thing will definitely be done in two weeks.

@MFWitches @ABCaustralia They love sanewashing his insane tweets and making light of the bizarre shit he says and does.

Is anyone else sick to fucking death of @ABCaustralia reporting on Trump’s tweets as if they are proven facts? Just us? Aaaaargh, god they’re a sick fucking joke.

Drop a GIF of Your Favorite Cartoon Character…

@Peter_Fitz I thought the article was good too, but nothing to have a wank over. 😬

Why do you say that, Two Dogs?

@SaltyGoat17 Dumb cunt

This isn’t a policy, it’s an opinion on what we should do. Just to be clear.

“Instead of Iran charging $2M/vessel going through the Strait, the U.S. will charge a $2M escort fee for every vessel, which is about $9B a month or $100B in revenue.” “We will waive that fee for any country that participates in the coalition to open up the Strait.” BRILLIANT!!

@SaltyGoat17 Fucking ridiculous idea, but that's what we've come to expect from MAGA morons.

@TheKennyDevine Fighting alongside the troops in the bunkers (of Mar-a-Largo)

Donald Trump vows to play one round of golf for every American troop killed in action, or missing in action. Amazing tribute.