flash gordon

@margaret8662254 @RFC_Larky Caught rotten.

@TijaniAbdul @LiverpoolLnd Oh fuck off.

@LiverpoolLnd They let it slide because Haaland initiated it, and they saw that. It’s rare they catch the whole thing. Normally they only see the retaliation and flop.

EPL seem to have different rules, because this right here is a red card to Gabriel, really don't know why they let this slide....clear headbutt on Haaland

@BBCSport Straight red.

Gabriel received a yellow card after this incident with Erling Haaland 👀 Was it the correct decision? 🤔

Are you not allowed to book a Liverpool player then?

@BMCRangersRants Keep Djiga.

In the summer for me. Meghoma - Return Djiga - Return Aarons - Return Skov Olsen - Return Cornelius - Return Moore - Ask the question another loan Tavernier - no offer

@ArchRose90 @mainstandrear Ffs, stop making yourselves seem even more stupid than what you actually are. Takes some doing.

This is painful viewing. Instead of resigning, Keir Starmer is making his own MPs look daft, amateur and idiotic. This is far more than just a “mistake”. Labour MPs like Liz Kendall would never accept an apology from a Reform or Tory PM for a “mistake” this big.

@Steven_Swinford @Iromg So we'll just keep the lying incompetent toad then?

Here's the official government position on the Mandelson vetting scandal this morning, according to Liz Kendall: * Olly Robbins was 'wrong' not to tell the PM that Mandelson had failed security vetting, he was 'wrong' again not to do so when the PM repeatedly claimed in public - incorrectly - that due process had been followed * The PM would not have given Mandelson clearance if he knew that he had failed UK Security Vetting * No 10 asked 'repeated questions' about Mandelson's vetting and was told 'due process' had been followed. These questions, and the responses, are now key * Starmer allies are warning allies that changing leaders now - at a time of global and economic instability - would be reckless

@DalaiPalmerMCR I never want to hear people slag off Scottish football ever again. Reading a book now.

Has anyone else insulted their eyesight watching the first hour of this Brentford v Fulham game, its absolute utter garbage...

@agbdrilling Killed more sailors than planes.

Seacat Air Defence Missile, probably the most ineffective weapon the Royal Navy took to the Falklands Campaign Slower than some of the aircraft it was supposed to shoot down Could not shoot a target that was within 300 yards Very poor at engaging crossing targets

@Arsenal_rep1 Hahaha, those prices.

🚨Mikel Arteta has reportedly submitted a list of players re-enforcement to the club's board as potential summer signing. The names included on the list are •Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 (£65m) •Hill 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (£20m) •Jumal Musiala 🇩🇪 (£65m) •Julian Alvarez 🇦🇷 (£55m) •Rodrygo 🇧🇷(£50m)…more

@AlexComber_ Cmon now 31 times in the last 15 years. It's not the big day out you think it is.

Apparently about 10,000 tickets unsold in Manchester City's end for the cup semi-final. #SaintsFC have sold out..

@10DowningStreet @Keir_Starmer @EmmanuelMacron Knob.

In Paris today, @Keir_Starmer co-hosted an international summit with @EmmanuelMacron. Joined by more than 45 countries, the summit’s mission is clear: We must protect freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz and see a return to peace and stability.

@SGTWipper1Each Woo's.

Bonus points if you know what the different color shirts mean.

@SGTWipper1Each Fod plod.

The average person doesn't know what's happening here. No, it's not a foot race. 😉

@RealTolmie 15 games a season. Great player but that isn't on.

John Stones is the greatest central defender I have watched play for City. And (when fit) was the best in the world. Another absolute legend saying goodbye. He put his body on the line in our Treble season and can only say thank you and hope he can play pain free elsewhere. 💙

@WarMonitor3 Lol, neither does anybody else.

I don’t see the point of Britain or France committing ships to patrolling the Hormuz when it’s already opened…

@CamillaTominey How has 16% believed this?

YouGov: Only 16% of Britons think Starmer has been honest about Mandelson appointment

@RodrigoProp @City_Xtra @SamLee How long do you want?

@City_Xtra @SamLee Why do players NEVER stay with us for more than 10 years man 😭 KDB 10 David Silva 10 Aguero 10 Stones 10

John Stones will leave #ManCity this summer. [via @SamLee] nytimes.com/athletic/72021…

@City_Xtra @SamLee No shit.

@technopopulist Oh ffs.

Here’s a thought: what if Keir Starmer is actually telling the truth, and the manoeuvring around Mandelson really did take place behind his back? Those who dismiss that possibility are often the same people quick to talk about a ‘deep state’ when it suits them. 🤔

@PolitlcsUK With what?

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer says the UK will lead a defensive military mission with France to protect shipping in the Strait of Hormuz