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Jack Grealish to City confirmed 😍✅

@CCHQPress Essential criteria for being a Tory: Copy all Reform’s policies and talking points, and then say they’re superficial, unserious and not fit to govern.

Essential Criteria: Must be comfortable with photocopying documents and leaving them there.

@AVFCOfficial You could at least lose and let Bournemouth take the 5th spot if you’re gonna get it from Europa league anyway you selfish cunts

1️⃣ 🆙 at the break 🤝

@PolitlcsUK Sorry guys it’s not a leafy middle/upper class paradise so you probably won’t even save a deposit x

🚨 NEW: The Lib Dems have confirmed they are planning on standing a candidate in the Makerfield by-election

@Footballtweet Just two foot Gabriel in the neck instead

🤔 Everyone should be giving the same answer...

@WelshConserv @DarrenMillarMS Shadow cabinet? There’s only 7 of you. Not even enough to form a full shadow cabinet 🤣🤣

🚨 BREAKING: Welsh Conservative Shadow Cabinet announcement under way. Stay tuned... @DarrenMillarMS is Leader of the Welsh Conservatives, Shadow Minister for the Armed Forces and Veterans.👇

@4Pramod ‘White privilege is full flow’

White privilege is full flow.

@AaronBastani Yeah Piccadilly gardens has massively improved since burnham. It’s now full of crackheads and third world illegal immigrant scum

Manchester is probably the most improved European city of the 21st century.

@TomEDewey1948 Here’s a video he made from 2024. Seems pretty based m.youtube.com/watch?v=geJRGa…

The first person of Korean descent to become a member of any parliament in the United Kingdom is a Reform UK MS.

@polioderek @The_Forty_Four Nah Cheshire 👍

@The_Forty_Four Why can’t people just enjoy the moment instead of being a bellend?

During Stockport County’s pitch invasion last night someone 2 footed the Stevenage goalkeeper from behind😭😭😭 (The goalkeeper is wearing bright yellow In the centre of the screen)

@hayesvipMUFC @samutd28 Wouldn’t be suprised. It was your biggest game for years

@samutd28 Looked a class atmosphere man. Blue cunts

@EnolaJon Thought that were Carl from Up at first looking at the state of those fingers

Fuck off city

@StevenMcinerney FA Cup FA Youth Cup Women’s FA Cup

Lovely stuff. Congrats to the 18s. Derby day champions 🏆

@City_Xtra FA Cup FA Youth Cup Women’s FA Cup

Pep Guardiola on #ManCity winning the FA Youth Cup: “Every season I’m so impressed by the talent we produce at the CFA - I see it when the young players train with us. I hope everyone in the academy enjoys this achievement because it’s a reward for all the hard work and commitment…” [via @spbajko]

@Cal_III @YoungBobRB Over here mate

Young bob. @YoungBobRB ❓

@City_Xtra FA Cup FA Youth Cup Women’s FA Cup

MANCHESTER CITY ARE THE 2026 FA YOUTH CUP WINNERS!!! 🏆

FA Cup FA Youth Cup Women’s FA Cup

“You cheating bastards, you know what you are” sing the Man United fans to a bunch of homegrown academy players #fayouthcup

@13alscott @Stephen72386659 @AndyBurnhamGM He supports restore

@Stephen72386659 @AndyBurnhamGM That's what's so amazing about Reformers, their pig ignorance

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS

@callumseuk The greens won’t have a chance with burnham standing. They might even stand down.

imagine if the greens or reform win it 😭

@StreakyAgain @ElectionMapsUK Never mind the Tories, we all know which bitter ex-reform MP will stand a candidate for his new party.

@ElectionMapsUK That whole election is going to be about how arrogant Labour are thinking they can play games with people's lives and install their man in government. Also if the Tories stand a candidate or say anything that isn't supporting the Reform candidate nobody will forgive them, ever.

Current Nowcast Model for Makerfield, following the news that Josh Simons MP is standing down in a bid to get Andy Burnham a seat in Parliament.