Greg Alstad
2K posts
@TJtheBarman @TheRealThelmaJ1 Typical coping response from somebody who simps for a pedophile conman.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Your hands look pretty bad, witchy-poo!
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@Mattpetti32 @harryjsisson Canadian MAGA isn't really a thing, loser.
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@harryjsisson Harold clearly has no fucking life if he really was awake from 10:15PM to 1:13AM obsessively monitoring someone who couldn't give 2 fucks about him. 🤣🤣🤣☠️
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Trump had one of his worst mental health episodes yet last night, posting over 55 times in 3 hours. Here is the list:
10:15 PM - Accuses Obama of attempting a coup in 2016
10:15 PM - Says Obama worked with CIA to overthrow Trump
10:15 PM - Reposts tweet saying Obama is a “traitor” and that he should be arrested
10:22 PM - Attacks dominion voting systems for 2020 election saying they switched votes
10:22 PM - Says Fulton County, GA had their 2020 fraud exposed (there was none)
10:23 PM - Accuses Obama of personally making $120 million from Obamacare (wtf?)
10:23 PM - Cites quack lawyer Sidney Powell on the 2020 election
10:24 PM - Posts fake JFK Jr account that says Obama wiretapped Trump Tower
10:27 PM - Demands Senator Mark Kelly resign
10:29 PM - Claims neither Biden nor Harris were in charge of the Biden admin
10:29 PM - Attacks Fulton County, GA again
10:29 PM - Posts Fox News clip of Rep Ro Khanna
10:30 PM - Demands Jack Smith be arrested
10:30 PM - Accuses Obama, Clinton, and Comey of treason
10:39 PM - Reposts a tweet from a MAGA account saying they have secret intel proving Clinton and Obama committed crimes
10:39 PM - Reposts a MAGA tweet saying Hillary Clinton should be sent to Haiti
10:40 PM - Says the DOJ is “working hard” to arrest his enemies for treason
10:40 PM - Reposts a tweet attacking his own DOJ and Todd Blanche for no arrests of political enemies
10:40 PM - Posts a TikTok video of people stealing from a convenience store
10:41 PM - Posts a TikTok of someone taking a Door Dash order
10:41 PM - accuses Obama, John Brennan, and Clinton of sedition and treason again
10:42 PM - Posts a video of a man on CCTV footage knocking over food a waiter was carrying
10:47 PM - Calls Obama the “most DEMONIC FORCE” in American politics
10:47 PM - Posts a tweet from Mike Flynn saying 2020 election wasn’t fair
10:49 PM - Attacks Dominion again claiming they stole the 2020 election (it wasn’t)
10:51 PM - Reposts a fake Charlie Kirk account that claimed Obama blocked Hillary Clinton from being prosecuted
10:53 PM - Claims Obama was part of Hillary Clinton’s emails in some way
11:28 PM - Claims a senior Democrat just testified under oath that Senator Adam Schiff leaked classified information
1:13 AM - Attacks the New York Times for reporting on the reflecting pool
This man is clearly not well.
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@Acyn Spread lies on him sleeping he’s reading information from his desk and listening to whoever is talking
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@Mark01425860067 @RpsAgainstTrump No, you aren't. No, you won't.
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@RpsAgainstTrump I’m going to America next week, I’ll restock. 🥃
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Canada’s provincial bans on U.S. booze led to a 63 per cent decline in U.S. alcohol exports to Canada last year, an industry body told the Trump administration on Wednesday, adding that the “trade friction” is causing job losses in the industry
globalnews.ca/news/11837143/…
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@Maverich440378 @RpsAgainstTrump I sense that you tweeted this with one hand.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Yep. Just wait until Trump exits the USMCA and tariffs the ever loving SHIT out of Canada, pricing Canadian products off the US market, the market Canada depends on to purchase 70-80% of it's exports.
Pain is coming for Canada. And annexation.
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@YoungStreete @SatireSquadHQ @MMynden "tRump also donates his POTUS pay cheque!!!" Oh, Lisa...you ignorant slut!
GIF
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@SatireSquadHQ @MMynden Trump also donates his POTUS pay cheque. Mark Carney just got a raise.
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@SatireSquadHQ I wonder how tRump will be reporting the $60 million of tRump phone "deposits" which were scammed off of his dipshit MAGA followers?
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@mark_slapinski Im sorry where exactly did they say that? @HockleyTyson Mark just accused you of threatening to murder your grandparents because they don't vote the way you want them to. I would screen shot this and file a lawsuit immediately.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Too bad he doesn't like women...he'd make a great Scissor Sister.
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@Maurder4080 @incabettaplaty @TheMagelk @BarackObama @MichelleObama "Maurder?" Isn't that French for shithead? 💩🤡
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@incabettaplaty @TheMagelk @BarackObama @MichelleObama Amazing that libturds can’t make their own memes, but know how to take MAGA memes to erase & switch to non sensible perspectives, kinda like they do with VOTES! Ain’t that odd? The lefturds have no creative abilities as this shows us!🤦🏻 😆😂🤣
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Wishing all the moms out there a wonderful Mother’s Day!
To @MichelleObama, I’m grateful for all the ways you’ve shown up for our daughters and our family over the years. We love you.

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@mommavestor @Acyn She makes all of her bodyguards wear condoms.
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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar It’s not his ballroom and won’t even be finished before he leaves office. He’s building for the future, something Dems don’t understand.
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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar He tried to get private funds to do it, but you're sorry ass objected like the little whore you are and now you're complaining you have to pay pay for it
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@PawlowskiMario @Dexerto All his shit was in the laundry hamper so he had to raid Mom’s closet.
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@mattvanswol @elonmusk @EGANSgrammie Dude thinks he has the ability to impact any women in any way. 🤡

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@elonmusk @EGANSgrammie I hate to say it..
But we are going to have to make a lot of liberal women sad to restore dignity.
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