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@IncomeSharks @pepemoonboy incomesharts still gobbling those trump balls.

@pepemoonboy Biden had -18% returns during his midterms. Trump has -5% so far. Winner is whoever gets the best midterm returns in their final year.

Trump or Biden? 👀😬🍿

@C_3C_3 Oh no guys, bernie got an upgraded seat.

Bernie “First Class” Sanders flying to 1 of his 3 homes. Fight the Oligarchy!

@C_3C_3 womp womp. No one cares bro, a seat upgrade while your cult leader grifts his pot up to 6 billion. Go fuck a pumpkin pumpkin.

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@FLvetAF76 @TheMaineWonk awwwwwww someone got their feelings hurt by someone sharing pedo grandpa dancing to gay YMCA. It's ok, little buddy, there are still a few of you left in the cult.

@TheMaineWonk Very lame. Were you making this kind of stuff when Biden was laying on the beach sleeping?

Friday 03/27/2026: -Dow drops 800 & enters correction -Nasdaq falls 460 after correction -S&P: 5th straight losing week -Oil closes: highest level since 2022 -House GOP rejects Senate DHS Bill -Hormuz still closed -Tomorrow = 1 month since Iran War began Meanwhile at WH Today:

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@HaileyLennonBTC Are you going to ask her how she knew it would turn out this way?

We have some questions for you and your Anti-Crypto Army

@JamesTate121 The kid rock of comedy.

A douche is a washed up comedian trying to be relevant using the MAGA movement.

@WhiteHouse @SecMullinDHS

MEET YOUR NEW DHS SECRETARY 🇺🇸 American patriot. No nonsense. Get to know @SecMullinDHS 🔥⬇️

@StealthQE4 Two peas in a pedo pod.

Sam Altman gives me “snake oil” salesman vibes. I just don’t trust the guy. Cringe.

@BAYC5511 @reallouiehuey TDRS has many in shambles from their own stupidity.

@reallouiehuey Its because youre retarded. Been getting a lot of use out of this lately.

Trump fucking sucks man. How the hell did we vote for this retard?

@The_Real_Fly Ball Sachs is All-Out. He'll have a permanent stain on his upper lip from licking Trump's chocolate starfish.

David Sacks says his time as Trump's crypto and AI czar has ended $BTC What a success.

@Pledditor I guess he's All-Out

First Bo Hines, and now David Sacks is out. No audit on the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, let alone any type of road map to ever accumulate more. Time to admit we got scammed.

@kennyartz @RepDexterOR Look, we found another one of the dwindling % of Americans who like taking it in the ass day in and day out from Trump because... Biden.

@RepDexterOR lets get Hunter Biden for Barisma in the Ukraine, or 10% for the "big guy" with CCP deals...you madam are a fraud...

BREAKING: I just motioned to subpoena Don Trump Jr. for funneling $670 million in taxpayer dollars to a critical minerals company he has financial stake in. Republicans left the hearing room.

@rabois @JeremiahDJohns Da faq

@rabois @JeremiahDJohns Why isn't the strait open then? Loser boy rabois with that fucked up face and ears, you look like you had a career as an armless UFC fighter for 10 years. P.S. wipe trump's diharrea off your lips, it's gross to be out in public like that.

We are now on day 26 of Keith's four day war. Iran has 'nothing left', which is why there is still no traffic through the Straight of Hormuz. The US is continually asking for a cease fire, which the Iranians are rejecting, a sure sign the US is winning and in control.

@PeterLBrandt You’re so proud of your hero and savior. Maybe one day you can shake his hand and never wash yours again.

I've traded futures markets for five decades. There is ZERO doubt in my mind that Trump money was behind this buying. There is NOOOOO law that prevents the Trump machine from manipulating futures markets. Inside trading is legal Trump family fortune grew today. Trump is playing markets like a fiddle

@endless_frank This is what you ACTUALLY voted for. You were just too ignorant to realize it’s what you were gonna get. x.com/coinvo/status/…

I’m really sick of this shit. I’m a total Trump supporter. Never voted against him. For 6 months now, markets get fucking destroyed on every attempt to rally 1%. I understand that Iran was and is a threat and we need to do what’s right for humanity by neutralizing that threat, but I’m sick of this insider shit. Some large cohort of insiders knew for 6 months what was coming and sold every single fucking rally since. This is not a market, it’s a 3rd world casino and I’m really fucking tired of it. My vote will not EVER be for a democrat. I don’t believe in open borders to criminals, I don’t believe in shoving the LGBTQ flag and transgender’ism in anyone’s faces and I don’t believe in crooked politicians that enrich themselves through fraud LLC’s and NGO’s, but I also don’t believe in is this bullshit that I’m witnessing in markets. Everything is a complete fucking fraud and maybe @TuckerCarlson has a point. The American way has lost itself. There are frauds literally everywhere on both sides of the isle and it’s destroying this country inside out.

@PressSec Thanks, Biden.

The Trump Effect.