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@BigKidDinner @PhillyPolice Will be in Texas doing it from here

@PhillyPolice This might be the most useless DUI checkpoint location I’ve ever heard of lmao I will be parked at 500 w Allegheny shotgunning beers watching you idiots pull the 10 people that drive down that block over

Tonight, the Philadelphia Police Department will conduct a DUI checkpoint from 10PM–4AM in the area of 400 W. Allegheny Ave. The checkpoint is intended to deter impaired driving and promote roadway safety. Never drive impaired.

@DallasTexasTV I've got the bigger PP move out of the way no you move out of the way I've got the bigger PP

Average day of driving in Dallas

@c_monty2024 @AngelaBelcamino Notating all of this next time I go to Florida

@AngelaBelcamino Florida man here. This isn't completely wrong but it's mostly because all the retards from up north and out west that moved here

Hear me out— Floridians are the worst drivers.

@GunloverClub1 And we're supposed to be Land of the Free over here LOL

Imagine buying a Glock like you're buying a bottle of water at a red light. No paperwork, no wait times, just vibes.

@Chunky_Buttons I can't believe someone actually looks like this out there that's crazy

It’s… The Corn Cobbler…

i’m on a diet, so i ordered a large pizza instead of an extra large

@DianneYMe @ThrillaRilla369 It would not wish these upon my worst enemy

@ThrillaRilla369 Kidney stones, and I have birthed 4 children naturally, including twins.

Tell me a pain that is worse than a toothache...Aside from child birth

@GunloverClub1 Getting shot with this and then using it to pay my hospital bill

Shooting a silver bar with a real diamond tip bullet.

@DFWscanner Officer involved shooting here, officer involved shooting there, officer involved shooting everywhere!

Officer Involved Shooting (Fort Worth) Fort Worth PD is working an officer involved shooting investigation in the 3600 block of Outlet Blvd. One suspect reported to be deceased. Expect heavy police activity in this area.

@valvesoftware Nice

Steam Controller ran out faster than we anticipated, and we hate that not everyone who wanted one was able to get it. We’re working on getting more in stock and will have an update on expected timeline soon.

@MrHCavill Nancy mace: what do you mean by this post

43 😉

@TaraBull Training for that double Chipotle burrito

What is he training for?

@pissvortex Do not eat white people tacos today eat authentic Mexican tacos. You know. Don't go to Taco Bell and Taco Bueno go to a Taqueria!

White people when they realize Cinco de Mayo is on a Taco Tuesday !

That's completely false cause it's been confirmed from multiple sources that THIS is the actual map of GTA VI

タンポポの突然変異が面白い茎太すぎるw これ通学路にあるんとよ。

@HankVenture5 Yes! Free this gun from this dirty bathroom

Hell yeah, free gun!

@Type07Safety @RealAndersonBen You got it urinate on it or something

@RealAndersonBen But like... What if you do want to damage it. Permanently...

Is it true that Flock cameras can be disabled with a spray paint can? It says they're installed about 12 feet off the ground. Also, unrelated, but what's cheaper? Shotgun shells or spray paint?

@RyanLostinTX White people taco night

Cinco de Mayo is canceled until we get this all figured out.

@GentThePenguin @ZoeFnaf Such an innocent comment

@ZoeFnaf Well at least they don't put those fake roses in them anymore.

check out these cool glass straws i found :)

@alphafox Need one of these on each side of my bed

Your replacement has already been printed: