Graeme Mulvaney

@julianHjessop don't participate in the market then - nobody is forcing the UK to do anything

FYI, in return for the right to buy more energy from the EU and the obligation to let more young people from the EU work and study here, the UK will have to pay bungs to poorer EU countries, sorry, "contribute to EU cohesion funds"... 🤔 (Ps. yes I know these schemes - and others on the table - are reciprocal and that free trade should be a win-win, but if both sides are benefiting why is the UK expected to pay for the privilege? and what would the public really think if all the costs were explained to them?) consilium.europa.eu/en/press/press…

@MichaelAluya3 @TheRundownAI it wasn't institutional capacity that was lost - it's that the data was irrelevant to the people collecting it - but you are right, robots that call you to ask a single question are definitely the future of national statistics

The Guinndex is the most accurate description of what AI actually enables that doesn't get enough attention. Ireland's statistics office tracked pint prices for decades with significant institutional resources and stopped in 2011. One engineer with a weekend, €200, and off-the-shelf tools built a real-time replacement with better coverage. The institutional capacity that was lost when government agencies stopped collecting granular economic data is being rebuilt by individuals with voice agents and APIs.

AGI has been achieved in Ireland. Artificial Guinness Intelligence. Engineer Matt Cortland built an AI voice agent named Rachel, gave her a Northern Irish accent, and pointed her at every pub in the country. Over St. Paddy's weekend, she rang 3,000+ of them to ask one question: how much for a pint of Guinness? How he built it: ElevenLabs for the voice, Twilio and an old Irish SIM to place the calls, Google Places API to map 5,200+ pubs across all 32 counties, and Claude to parse the transcripts for prices. 2,052 picked up. Barely any even realized she was AI. The whole operation ran him about €200. The result is a live price index he's calling the Guinndex. Ireland's statistics office used to track pint prices, but stopped in 2011. An engineer with a weekend and a voice agent just picked up where they left off.

@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX All of this for what benefit - so grok - with less than 4% of the AI audience can make higher quality CSAM? so Palantir can do a better job of blowing up children? What is the point of this drivel

Here's roughly how big @SpaceX's mini AI satellites will be. "SpaceX knows how to do heat rejection in space; That's the mini sat since it's 100kW, we expect future sats to go to the megawatt range." - Elon Musk

@TheMarketLady @SawyerMerritt @SpaceX how do you solve "heat rejection" in orbit exactly?

Scale is the story here. •100 kW per satellite •Path to megawatt class •Heat rejection solved in orbit Implications: •On-orbit compute grows fast •Lower latency for AI workloads •Less reliance on ground data centers What to watch: •Starship launch rate •Power and thermal demos in space •Cost per kg to orbit If launch cadence rises, capacity rises with it.

@Skywise_LL @SawyerMerritt @SpaceX how much has it put in orbit already?

@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX Would V4 Starship be big enough to launch the Mega watt AI Satellite?

@BarrakAli @SawyerMerritt @SpaceX how is it going to fuel all those launches? from where and using which rockets?

@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX When 100kW satellites scaling to megawatts become your floor not your ceiling you know SpaceX isn't building a network it's building a new layer of civilization above the clouds.

@rafaelrlevy @SawyerMerritt @SpaceX @Sci_Phile thos is from the same drug addled mind that promised self driving cars, robot taxis, 100,000 robots a month production levels

I used to follow this “Science YouTuber” Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile , until he posted a video calling space data centers “dumb” using a Thermos bottle as an example, and stating that Musk didn’t know anything about thermals…. youtu.be/-w6G7VEwNq0?si… And now we see the actual SpaceX design for their satellites. I told him his video would not age well. And it’s been only a month! 🤣

@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX so this is just meaningless bulshit then

@coventrycchelp there is a loose manhole cover on Much Park st

@AlexFinn does this do anything worthwhile or os it just content and marketing slop?

Maybe the sickest OpenClaw use case I've ever built I now have my own R&D department Twice a day 5 different AI models autonomously meet and discuss my business They take a look at my products/content and debate eachother and come up with next steps to grow revenue They then send me a memo that describes all their discussions and next action steps I need to take It's been WILDLY helpful. Especially in developing my new product This is how you use super intelligence to autonomously earn you money Here's how to set it up: 1. Go to OpenClaw 2. Ask it to set up a dashboard for an R&D council (5 different AI models) 3. Have them meet at 9am and 5pm every day 4. Give them access to all your links, code, and anything you're working on 5. Have one of them (rotating) come up with a new idea 6. Have all 5 debate 7. Build a report based on their discussions Now twice a day you'll get a ping with a detailed memo describing how to grow your business Next steps is making all of these 5 models local so they can run for free and do this around the clock If you implement workflows like this, I promise your life will change

@pickover It isn't complex - talking dinosaurs aren't real

This is a math joke. Source: reddit.com/r/mathsmemes/c…

this feels more of a you thing than an @MHRAgovuk thing as "West Pacific Pharmaceuticals" are selling class-C controlled substances

@WMPolice hi - I gt fed up trying g to report this on line - Facebook served me an ad for a site claiming to sell class-C substances from a UK warehouse. anabolic-hub.com/product-catego…

@Telegraph Venezuela was 4% of China's oil imports. Trump "cashing the cheque" and cutting that supply is a rounding error, not a masterstroke. Beijing barely noticed. 1/4

✍️ 'The US president is not just picking off Chinese allies for sport – he’s working up to a deal with economic rival' | Writes John Hemmings Read the full comment below 👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/1…

@Telegraph China has 1.5 billion barrels in strategic reserve - 121 days of coverage. The US has 415 million. Trump doesn't have Xi "over a barrel." Xi has been building the barrel for a decade. 2/4

@Telegraph China has overland pipelines from Russia, Kazakhstan, and Myanmar bypassing every maritime chokepoint. Hormuz matters — but it's not the kill shot the Telegraph thinks it is. 3/4

@Telegraph Iran's Yuan gambit and China's pre-positioned reserves tell the same story: both sides saw this confrontation coming. The question isn't whether Trump is playing chess. It's whether anyone told him what game he's in. 4/4

@NetworkRailBHM you never disappoint 👎👎👎👎👎

@pickover how is it complex - none of that is real

@realvicminett hey lady, I found this little guy while running on London Rd just by the ASDA roundabout - wanna see if you can reunite him with his family #lostbear he is safely attached to the bench