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@Cadmarch You are silly. Stupid. AND A BUMFACE

A liar. A conman. AND A JOKE.

just haviN̶̠̩̼͎͌̀͆͜͠͝g̶̹̣̦͋̓́̒͆̌̏́͘͠ ̸̩͋̑̕͝ a Ǹ̷̘͍̅̏͊̏̿͐̈́͗ó̸̙͉̗̀̅̍̈́̆ͅr̸̖̥̬̻͊͆́̃̀̚͜mḁ̶͈͍̞͍̌̐͐̇̉̚̕̕L̴̨̮̳̤͙̐̑̾̾̑̈́̅̒͑͝ͅ ̴̛̬̙̃̉̏́̆͘ oǹ̴̰̣̝̘̰͎̥̹̗̙͝é̴̢͔̦̮͙̦̖̥̱̒͑͊

Rishi - wants to make you poorer, is competent Truss - wants to make you poorer, isn't competent I honestly don't know which is more dangerous. Good luck UK.

@jackbern23 Stupid kid didn't follow the instructions so what can you expect eh

@richardajkeys How on Earth can Richard Keys choose emigrating to work for Bein sports, rather than stay at TalkSport? 💰

Jesse Lingard is ‘bang ordinary’ to occasionally ‘good’ in a decent team - which Utd are not and he couldn’t get a starting place there. It’ll be interesting to see how he goes in a struggling side. How on earth can he choose Forest over West Ham? 💰

If you take depression medication and feel upset or triggered by claims they 'don't work', it's ok. If they work for you, keep taking them even if people gaslight you about your condition. I would not be here but for my meds and I'm glad for them every single day.

@danielmaier It really is fantastic. I hope it gives David the opportunities he deserves

Well! David Earl and Chris Hayward's Brian and Charles is lovely, funny and original. Hearty recommend.

@richardajkeys It's a two day heatwave, you moron.

What a good job we’re not playing a summer WC in England in these ridiculous temperatures. 😂😂😂😂😂

I thought long & hard before writing this. I like Rachel Johnson. I avoid criticising individual journalists. But the chumminess of Britain’s media & political establishment is suffocating. And BBC’s failure to report on Russia’s & UK politics is an ongoing scandal 16/

Someone putting baby owls back into their burrow. And this concludes your Internet for today.

Thanks to all who came/did live shows: @JohnBrewin_ @_JordanJBryan @jonathanliew @marklangdon @NickyBandini @Towno10 @barneyronay @elisjames @sidlowe @PhilippeAuclair @jonawils @bglendenning. Live Stream tickets still available for this kind of stuff: myticket.co.uk/artists/guardi…

.@Herring1967 @Zafarcakes I have a famous person's sibling who taught at my primary school - Chris Evans' (YES THAT ONE! but not that one, obviously) sister! Pass it on

Him: no it's reyt...we've got someone...independent...who's going to name the fittest bird at the end of the tournament. I've got one in the top four at the minute but we'll have to see how it goes

Chatting to my neighbour over the garden wall, he says he's going to watch the footie and that they've got a sweep on at work. Me: oh right... Him: yeah - who's the fittest bird in the tournament Me: 🤣🤣🤣 I didn't think you were going to say top goal scorer for some reason...

*Selena....even autocorrect snubs her

Serena Gomez was just superb in this.

@LevParikian I'm growing courgettes in my back yard so will look forward to trying this in a few weeks. Thanks Lev!

Made this tonight. *Stanley Tucci voice* ohmygaaahhd

@oneunderscore__ IT WAS ALL OVER THE INTERNET

The overarching question from this hearing is: How did Alex Jones and Ali Alexander and Roger Stone and militias and extremists all know Donald Trump was going to direct a mob to the Capitol off-script when none of the “adults in the room” did? From who did they find that out?

@lawnordertheme Seems we are all in a race to the bottom :(

@AnAndyAnyone It’s similar to immigration in that the more air time it gets politicians and $ it makes the press, the more they platform it. 99% of the stuff I see published is complete misinformation and it’s so easy to fear monger and mislead the public. It’s not >actually< an issue at all

I remember tweeting abt this a while ago. He was soo vocal abt intersex people being legally recognised and is now just silent as he profits (millions $$) from his close relationship with her and she villainises his own community which he claims to support.