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Autism Squared
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Autism Squared
@Autism_Squared
Spewing my dumb neurodivergent monkey brain thoughts into the ether. I focus on investing and psychology with the use of humor & real life experiences. Enjoy!
Присоединился Ocak 2019
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@WheelieInvestor Preferred shares. This tantrum might take awhile, I'll collect some dividends in the mean time, while I wait for the next trade to materialize 😏
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My current biggest position is CASH
What is your biggest position?
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🚨#BREAKING: Tennessee Republicans have advanced a bill that would create a public list of transgender residents,
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$SPY $QQQ $DIA it is almost as if there is a pattern to everything orange man does. If only someone had a thread that explained it....oh wait, I wrote one 😏
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All the recent $SPY $QQQ $DIA longs right now. Buy the dip!
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@sircalebhammer When it is dip number 4 you bought in the past month and then Cramer tweets that shit....
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When you lasted through three rounds of RIFs but finally get that calendar invite from HR for Friday at 4pm
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@Stocktwits You can't start the weekend until you buy the dip! 😏
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I love how $CELGRT action has dried up and now I can't buy any shares below 9 cents lol. Guess we are in a waiting pattern for the court doc drops
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@celinatruckstop Oh deer, only showing one side of the story. What was the deer doing before hand?! No worries I got evidence that deer deserved it 😏
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Please keep our Cashier Colby in your thoughts. He hit a deer on the way to work this morning.
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@unusual_whales 2025: "Gold and Silver skyrocketing over inflation, as a hedge"
2026: "Gold and silver are crashing over inflation fears"
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"Gold and silver sell off as inflation fears grip global markets," per CNBC
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@nikitabier The other screen has my work. I gotta keep the internet running sir, people have porn to watch! 😏
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No, there’s nothing over there. Come back to the screen.
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All the recent $SPY $QQQ $DIA longs right now. Buy the dip!
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Great money making opportunities coming soon
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JUST IN: Bank Of America says "big lows" coming to the stock market
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@DudeWhoInvests "I run a derivative distribution fund" sounds like sexier than "I sell people options" 😏
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How it feels to say you own “equities” instead of just saying stocks…
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If you make more than $200,000 a year, what is your job?
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@turtlelamps @RampCapitalLLC Never said I did porn but AI porn is good for my industry 😁
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@Autism_Squared @RampCapitalLLC I hate to break it to you but AI does porn too
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