Optimal Popsicle

@memeslich I had one as a kid, I dont remember it looking quite like this though.

so many toy companies just did not care

@BChubby6 @xbradtc If it makes you feel better? I showed up for my med exam to join the militia at 17. Had a plan. Turns out that my eyes were not good enough. Had this horrible realization that my life would be a series of jobs, never a career.

@xbradtc ...volunteered for three, they sent me elsewhere to sit with my thumb in my ass. I'm a disgrace.

TMFMS

@Tekeee Yeast, copper line, corn. Though from a grim perspective, you get more bang from dates, and people will drink anything to keep the creeping horrors away. Also learn to make soap. Good turn around on soap, barter wise.

Gold is crashing. Silver is crashing. Crypto is crashing. Stocks are crashing. The dollar is crashing. Real talk what should we buy now?

@SophiaNarwitz Every time this topic comes up, I am reminded that I still need answers about the cats in Fallout 4. It is deeply frustrating.

You can pet cats and dogs in nearly every single game now. Unless I can pick it up and yeet it off a cliff for the lols, I don't care.

@scs_real These are more like muffin tops than cookies. I am super proud of them. Wifey even bragged on them.

@MansplainStuff I've done some pretty sketchy shit for chocolate chip cookies.

Kinda want tuna salad now, got a great recipe.

I own three motorcycles and this is why I don't ride them anymore. I honestly feel safer in the plane.

@REDZMANG @scs_real Maybe some sour cream and onion potato chips? Either on the side or otherwise. I wont judge.

@scs_real What the hell is wrong with tuna salad? I've eaten it at every economic stage of my life. Hell, I might make some for lunch today.

@IanRunkle @LawScribes CBSA chose my paintball parts for a "random" inspection this week. Do I actually need to make a sarcastically detailed explanation of what the parts are and what they are for?

@LawScribes ...they really need to find a new stock image. That one has been used so often the tread is worn off.

Supreme Court of Canada to hear challenge of federal govt #firearms ban that encompasses over 2,500 varieties of 'assault-style' firearms. [Challenged based on cabinet authority to enact regulations not Charter Rights]. #scc globalnews.ca/news/11737770/…

@Kokujinkisama @RaymundoTheIII The Boy is Gen Alpha. He has zero chill about Zoomers. See a bunch of us Gen-X got shut out of our kids' lives but in the end turned out to be the only family member the grandchild can count on. They are being raised right.

@RaymundoTheIII Zoomers are fucking hilarious. It’s hard not to have a soft spot for them niggas

I have a love hate relationship with this fag.

@Kokujinkisama The people with the camera were paying for homeless, so they are homeless. Hustle.

The fuck is this framing? That is a homeless pimp and his equally homeless and far less conscious hoe. He even has a cane and raps.

@GreenoneOld This is also... very Canadian. store.steampowered.com/app/1520370/Mo…

Ian is 100% right. Canadian AF, you even find Ketchup chips. In fact its probably one of the most significant(and only) Canadian made games that takes place in Canada. Yup, its a hardcore survival game. Yes you can hunt big game(and get killed by it). store.steampowered.com/app/305620/The…

@OMGTheMess We covered this in high school, gym class had an Orienteering module. Same teacher was the wrestling coach and taught electronics... huh. Now I remember that haircut, I suspect that dude was a lot scarier than he seemed.

Easy

@SamaHoole Obviously the sign said something unkind about Maureen, and Keith took it to task, then availed himself of his just reward.

New information has emerged about the post office incident. Keith's permanent record, Entry 7, states only that Keith "was found in the village, had at some point eaten something that resulted in an incident outside the post office." Dave has now provided the full account. Keith escaped on a Wednesday. Keith was in the road for eleven minutes before Dave noticed. Dave drove to the village. Keith was outside the post office. Keith had eaten the contents of a hanging basket mounted to the wall at approximately Keith's head height, which had contained petunias, trailing lobelia, and what Dave describes as "some kind of succulent that the post office gets every year and that Maureen from the post office is particularly attached to." Maureen was not attached to it by this point. Maureen had opinions about this. There was also a display board outside the post office advertising the village fete, which had been in a plastic stand at ground level. Keith had not eaten the display board. Keith had, however, moved it. The display board was now approximately four metres from where it had started and leaning against the parish notice board. Dave could not explain how this had happened. Keith could not be asked. Maureen had two further opinions. Dave apologised. Dave paid for the hanging basket. Dave has not established what Keith was doing with the display board. Dave's log, Entry 7 addendum, added three weeks later: "I think he moved the board to read it. I don't know why I think this. It just feels consistent." Keith is back in the village occasionally on Wednesdays. The hanging basket now has a bracket extension that raises it six inches higher than before. Keith has been measuring this from the road. Maureen has been informed. Maureen has added a second bracket.

@BadgedPatriot Meanwhile in Canada: I was told I would be stopped for a traffic infraction the second I rode my ebike, if I didnt ID for some non-crime BS that upset a Lefty. I put the bike in a cab.

People that are aggressive in trying to force their beliefs or lifestyles on other people who want no part of it are annoying as hell. I just saved one of those type people from taking an ass whipping & man was it hard to do. He better be glad for professional integrity👮‍♂️🤔

@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl I will have to take your word for it, esp based on the response. It just reminds me how every single facet of life has gotten substantially worse up here.

This is a deep and abiding truth.

@Schventagon @SandyofCthulhu Riiiight, you are baiting me. At least you have enough vocabulary to avoid actually saying "I know you are, but what am I?!". So that is something, I guess. What you did is "take the bait" and it wasnt even good bait, if I am being honest.

@MansplainStuff @SandyofCthulhu Hey, I'm having fun here. Butthurt canuckistanis are the easiest to bait. That inferiority complex really comes in handy.

On July 4th 1991 I sang the entirety of “The Battle of New Orleans” outside the office shared by two English co-workers. It had to be done. They had never heard it, and hated it. Chef’s kiss.

@SomeWelder I used to have a '93 Tercel hatchback. It would not have been any fun to drive if it wasnt manual.

I could jump into a truck with an 18 speed Eaton and drive it right now. Double clutched, or no clutch once on the roll, dealer's choice.

@gruntdoc @scs_real @BuzzPatterson Also, uh. Her ponytail doesnt move.

@scs_real @BuzzPatterson Wait. We open the jump door while doing a takeoff roll? On the deck? Nah, AI.

I don't remember the doors sliding up? Did they? Thought they went out of the fuselage and then went to the right somehow? Little help @BuzzPatterson

@scs_real @BuzzPatterson Sounds like you broke it.