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Miscellaneous Ramblings from an Emergency Physician in Texas.

Fort Worth, Texas Katılım Ekim 2007

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@davegreenidge57 There are a thousand aliens wondering why we are ghosting them.

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@KHOU Hey @sharkincrisis , what the heck? Wait until @cowincrisis hears about this....

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KHOU 11 News Houston@KHOU·4h

BREAKING | Teen hospitalized in Galveston after suffering shark bite offshore, according to the U.S. Coast Guard. khou.com/article/news/l…

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GruntDoc@gruntdoc·1h

@cowincrisis Tell farmer about monetization and free PR.

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cow@cowincrisis·1h

farmer found my twitter it’s so over

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@Chansoo @Jaguar @Ferrari There are thousands of Tfosi hanging their heads because they're going to have to buy one of these electrified turds to stay in the Dealers' good graces for future cars.

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Chansoo Byeon@Chansoo·6h

Jaguar be like: I'm so woke! Ferrari: hold my tampons Go woke Go broke. No exceptions @jaguar @ferrari

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@mooseincrisis Unresolved trauma.

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moose@mooseincrisis·2h

how did i go from being known as the Majestic Moose to being the drunkard moose???

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GruntDoc@gruntdoc·3h

There's only one other house on the block flying a Flag. And I live in pretty dang red America. I don't think it's deliberate disrespect, just people somehow don't think of it. I hope.

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GruntDoc@gruntdoc·5h

@MichaelAlbertMD Plumbing disease. Possibly.

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Michael Albert, MD@MichaelAlbertMD·14h

We will obliterate heart disease in my lifetime. 🍿

Eric Topol@EricTopol

Just published @NEJM Marked and durable reduction of LDL cholesterol with one shot PCSK9 gene base editing @skathire nejm.org/doi/full/10.10…

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GruntDoc@gruntdoc·7h

@manhattanmaker @TRUEStrategic Imagine where we have come from vehicle fluid management expectations. When I was a kid everything dripped oil. Now they don’t give cars dipsticks.

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Bob Winkelman (Whiskey Arrow)@manhattanmaker·7h

@TRUEStrategic That’s about 5-10 minutes worth. And it shouldn’t leak at all.

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Bob Winkelman (Whiskey Arrow)@manhattanmaker·7h

Well that sucks….🤬

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GruntDoc@gruntdoc·7h

@Gormogons @CyborgPeds Should say no lateral shadows.

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The Gormogons@Gormogons·9h

CZ What's that dark patch underneath the hand?

Interesting things@awkwardgoogle

Twice a year in Hawaii, the sun passes directly overhead, causing objects to cast no shadows at all. This striking phenomenon is known as Lahaina Noon.

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GruntDoc@gruntdoc·9h

@dr_annpersand @reverendofdoubt Spot on.

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Dr. &@dr_annpersand·1d

The most accurate description of an ER visit lol

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GruntDoc@gruntdoc·9h

@RobProvince Interesting. They spent so many years openly giving the US and conservatives the finger, now this. Somebody’s getting canned tomorrow.

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EducatëdHillbilly™@RobProvince·14h

I stopped using Google a while ago and went to Brave. But I’ll give them props for this. Not sure why Google decided to change but I’ll take it.

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GruntDoc@gruntdoc·9h

@DastDn And skipped his son’s wedding.

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LoLNothingMatters@DastDn·10h

Whether because he blindly trusted Pakistan, Witkoff, or Vance - he thought the deal was in the bag and would be signed on Sunday. Then leaks produced the reaction of universal loathing and/or he found out that once again Iran is refusing to accept any of US demands.

Sheel Mohnot@pitdesi

Ok now with the weekend behind us, I really don’t understand why he didn’t attend his son’s wedding.

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