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@AnnCoulter What the fuck happened to you?

Since Trump quite obviously is clueless about what tactics and weapons to deploy next against Iran, how about ... coolers?

@Tim_Walz Two of the most insufferable imbeciles in one room. I'll pass, crook.

Tune in to Jimmy Kimmel Live at 10:35 tonight!

@Pixie1z Transitioning

Can you name a trend people will regret in 10 years?

@NBCNews The federal workforce should never have been that bloated in the first place.

Thirteen federal workers who were laid off during the DOGE cuts tell NBC News they struggled to find work, had to move or took major pay cuts after their agencies were gutted. nbcnews.com/politics/doge/…

@RealSpitfire @Hunter_Eagleman Sometimes they let me sleep in the bed.

@Hunter_Eagleman Hmmmmm

Y’all let your dogs sleep on the bed with you… or NO chance?! 🐶🛏️”

@BasedMikeLee That's Congress' job.

Respond to this in three words

@danielsgoldman @splcenter Holy shit, you're an imbecile.

The DOJ uses paid informants all the time —why is it OK for them but not the SPLC? @splcenter plays a vital role in fighting hatred, yet has been unfairly targeted by Trump and House Republicans since day one. This politicized intimidation needs to stop, now.

@GlockfordFiles The only thing it's missing is a guard tower and razor wire.

If Barry Obama wanted his presidential library to look as dark and ugly as his soul, then he nailed it.

@FoodPleaser I can practically hear the bread crust cracking. *drool*😋

Yes please

@JebraFaushay He didn't live long enough to look back nostalgically and appreciate the pinnacle of early '80s pop cheese. Sigh!

We don’t even need a body language expert to see Michael Jackson was not amused by Barry Manilow’s tribute.

@bennyjohnson Is there anyone with less charisma than Hakeem Jeffries? No one living!

Ron DeSantis ROASTS Hakeem Jeffries for Threatening Florida over Redrawing 2026 Maps 🤣 "'We're gonna go after Florida.' Please. Be my guest. I will pay you to come down to Florida and campaign. I'll put you up in the Florida governor's mansion." "There's nothing that could be better for Republicans in Florida than to see Hakeem Jeffries everywhere around this state. Voters will not like what they see." "I kinda feel bad for the guy... the far left hates him! They call him a dollar store Obama…” "He's tried to ingratiate himself — but they're just not drinking the Kool-Aid."

@JonathanTurley I'll help you fight these phony copyright scams for just 10 easy payments of $29.99.

I just wanted to warn other X users of a phishing scam. Last night, I received a warning about copyright violations purportedly from X -- saying that they would be suspending the account unless I filed an appeal. ("To avoid suspension, please submit an appeal within 48 hours. Failure to do so may result in account suspension under X’s repeat-infringer policy."). I confirmed that it was a scam and did not appeal. However, it looked very real, including the inclusion of two past postings.

@GayRepublicSwag Same here. Only took me 50-yada-yada years to figure it out, ha! At least I'll feel good for the next four decades.

@barbzilla Yes! I recently learned that at high weight my body is fighting inflammation all the time. By getting to a healthy weight, I will have more energy and more vitality! That’s a big goal of mine! I want to take care of myself! I have abused myself too long by being overweight.

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT!!! For those who don’t know I’ve been on a long fitness journey! I am blessed with very few vices. I don’t smoke. I drink like 4 times a year. I don’t do drugs. My main vice has been food. I understand that they put stuff in our food that makes it more addictive. There is a temptation to use that as an excuse to be out of shape. I refuse to do that! I refuse to accept that! I refuse to believe that I am tied to this vice forever! TONIGHT I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH!!! I am down 30 pounds from where I started!! The difference in my face is massive! The difference in my chest is massive! My legs are so strong and muscular at this point! I am SO proud of the hard work I have put in to make this a reality! I still have a long way to go to get the body that I want but I am not going to give up! I am going to keep pushing! I am going to make you all proud!

@BostickRodrick @RonDeSantis That's the hill you're gonna die on?

@RonDeSantis No matter how much tough-talking you do, America will never forget!

Hakeem Jeffries campaigning in Florida would be an early Christmas gift for Republicans in Florida. Happy to roll out the red carpet!

@RonDeSantis Is there anyone with less charisma that Hakeem?

@Jim_Jordan I don't know what's next, but it'll be a Democrat entity.

SPLC = fraud ActBlue = fraud California Medicare = fraud Minnesota daycares = fraud FireAid = fraud What's next?

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes, especially in the restroom. Bitch, I didn't invite your boo to hear me poo!

Is it rude to talk on speakerphone in public? 🤔

@AP Same vibe

Across the world, groups of activists, teachers and psychologists are tackling one of the world’s most daunting problems — human-caused climate change — with laughter, dancing, hugs and most especially joy.

@AP These lunatics can stop stealing precious oxygen any time...