Chris Fowler's Upper Lip

@iAnonPatriot The price is six hours on the fucking shitter.

You couldn’t pay me to eat this food. This is the type of stuff you’ll be seeing on the streets of NYC soon.

@BigFox57 @Tyler_T15 Shut the fuck up Derek!

@Tyler_T15 Sorry but the guy who hit the game winner never shoulda been on the floor after throwing a punch. Spare me your wisdom.

Ben McCollum: "We just told them, the day after that, unless it's media that's asking you questions, you're not allowed to talk about the Florida game. So, I don't want you to read social media about. I don't want you to drink the poison. We let them talk about it for five minutes in film the other day and they could goof around about all the things that went on. And then right when that five minutes was done, it's done, and we're on to Nebraska."

@mEdia_creates @sade_de37445 @glenn_kinley Shut the fuck up Bobby!

@sade_de37445 @glenn_kinley It’s humorous because it’s very easy to not get wrong if you just know what the words you’re saying mean lol

Love this from #Illini head coach Brad Underwood - asked if he has any issue/finds it unfair to have to play Houston IN Houston in the Sweet 16. "I could care less... I'm an old JUCO ball coach. I drove on 16 passenger fans. I drove from Dodge City, Kansas to Mesa, Arizona for a basketball game... If you had told me back then that I'm getting to coach basketball in the Sweet 16 and play Houston - I would sign up for it, I would crawl to get there." Says regardless of where the game is, Illinois would/will need to play well to beat the Cougars. (Video from NCAA)

@MustangMan_TX Just grifting for money.

🚨BREAKING: Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, is reportedly "strongly considering" LEAVING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY and running for President as an independent in the 2028 election. -per Lindell TV What do YOU think patriots? Would YOU support MTG for President? 🤦‍♂️

@DrClownPhD Where the fuck is that I Find Retards dude?

Find me someone more annoying than this… I’ll wait

@Matt_Pinner Still do

Did you use to eat egg sandwiches back in the day when times were rough

@Mappy6984 I hate this dumb mother fucker.

Pisses me off

@allenanalysis John Kennedy is such a fucking poser.

🚨 BREAKING: Republican Senator John Kennedy just blamed Trump for the shutdown. “The Democrats offered a deal… we said accept it… Trump said no.” That deal would have paid TSA this week. This isn’t partisan spin. This is coming from inside the party.

@HawkEmDownChris Larry Bird

Magic Johnson isn’t available, who’s your favorite college basketball player of all time?

@PeriklesGREAT Awesomeness

What did the 70s smell like ?

@HustleBitch_ Lucky bastard!

Karoline Leavitt, 28, with her 61-year-old husband. Be honest… what’s your first thought?

@TheHoopHerald If you don't choose Ben McCollum you're not serious about your program.

Ranking the remaining coaches in order, at their current age (big factor), that we would choose to run our program for the next 5 years: Reminder some of these coaches are in their 70’s 1) Jon Scheyer 2) Danny Hurley 3) Dusty May 4) Matt Painter 5) Nate Oats 6) Tommy Lloyd 7) TJ Otzelberger 8) Rick Pitino 9) Tom Izzo 10) John Calipari 11) Kelvin Sampson 12) Brad Underwood 13) Ben McCollum 14) Rick Barnes 15) Fred Hoiberg 16) Sean Miller

@Mishi_2210 2

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@klseaboldt @beerdrnkn_kcfan God you're a pathetic douche.

@beerdrnkn_kcfan If Trump was a Missouri fan, he would’ve already blamed it on Biden.

Three days ago, Nebraska had never won an NCAA Tournament game. They now have more tourney wins than Missouri does over the last 15 seasons.

@wvfunnyguy Such horseshit! Also. Who the fuck salts their bacon? Only assholes making fake videos, that's who.

I’m truly gonna have to try this bacon cooking hack? How did I not know this?

@dchidyllo @TheFieldOf68 They don't want rules and regulations. And it will eventually ruin the game. Teams pretty much stink right now anyway.

@TheFieldOf68 Easy fix; put a cap on NIL like every other sports league and punish the ones who go outside the structure in a serious way. If college sports wants to be like everyone else, it has caps and luxury taxes.

Tommy Lloyd on no mid-majors in the Sweet 16: “I think that parity is great for the game, but things change. I think once finances become part of it, there’s gonna be a breaking point for some of the lesser programs that just don’t have the finances. And that’s just an obvious statement"

@KAIWrld11 @Jacobtheclipper @WesClements22 You. Are an idiot.

@Jacobtheclipper @WesClements22 People in here blaming DP obviously have never played competitively before. There is no situation where he should help one pass away. If he did and the kick out hit the shot instead then y’all would be blaming him for coming in.

This is what I was saying about Peterson, dude already knows he’s a top 2 pick and he hoops way too nonchalant. How do you leave the basket instead of helping on the drive? It’s a tie game, give up a 3 not a layup! (@WesClements22)

@ChaseRod78 @Hassel_Chris Show the other angle where it clearly shows that it wasn't a punch.

@Hassel_Chris Where is your commentary boss?

Another one

@CJ_Chapman47 @SBock247 There was no punch you dumbass.

@SBock247 Make up call from a thrown punch earlier that was only called a tech

Now I see why the Iowa coaches wanted a review at the end of the half.

@TheDunkCentral Retarded

Bleacher Report’s Top 15 purest scorers in NBA history: 1.Stephen Curry 2.Kevin Durant 3.Michael Jordan 4.Joel Embiid 5.LeBron James 6.Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 7.George Gervin 8.Luka Dončić 9.Nikola Jokić 10.Kobe Bryant 11.Giannis Antetokounmpo 12.Kyrie Irving 13.Shaquille O’Neal 14.Donovan Mitchell 15.Karl Malone (h/t @RTNBA )