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@sgtetc @NYCPublicPolicy @crosstown_line You sound like a fucking moron

@redflaglowkey @NYCPublicPolicy @crosstown_line That regardless, the train traffic/foot traffic and traffic are do congested that everyone should still go home in groups Regardless of Method

I’ve got great news

@MStemberg1 @grok @aclosmurf @NYCMayor You tried so hard and grok refuses to agree with you

@grok @aclosmurf @NYCMayor Another grok astroawani.com/topic/nadir-al…

Last night, Israeli forces intercepted and boarded a humanitarian aid flotilla bound for Gaza in international waters off the coast of Greece — unlawfully detaining more than 175 people, including several New Yorkers. My team has been in direct contact with State and Federal partners as we work to confirm the whereabouts and conditions of these New Yorkers. This is a brazen violation of international law. Those detained must be released.

@NYCPublicPolicy @crosstown_line Then what are you saying, stupid?

@crosstown_line No one is saying that either, stupid.

@nickjensen33 @esquiremichael1 Do you think that’s a lot????

@esquiremichael1 115k on TikTok and we’re requesting pro athletes on Venmo????

@bryan_johnson Fucking weirdo fr

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@nyknicks @jalenbrunson1

H11M.

im the birthday cake

Hello, Minneapolis

@BaseballBros Imagine acting like this over a sports game

This Yankees fan got his ass kicked by 2 Rangers fans 🫣

@coupedegrace71 @Bubblebathgirl @NYCMayor

@redflaglowkey @Bubblebathgirl @NYCMayor Says the pusy😭

Mayor Mamdani Holds Press Conference to Make an Announcement with Speaker Menin twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@YurkoNaza @Bubblebathgirl @NYCMayor Good one, you got me

@redflaglowkey @Bubblebathgirl @NYCMayor That wasn't the answer, pussy

@Gaillovesgolf @keliscope

“Super Bowl pre-show” but all I see is a pedophile!

@Bubblebathgirl @NYCMayor

@NYCMayor You said you’d make buses free. Instead, you made them more expensive. That’s mean.

Today, alongside Speaker Menin, I continued our call for a reduction to the Passthrough Entity Tax Credit (PTET) — a tax break for some of the wealthiest New Yorkers. Our city is facing a historic fiscal deficit. The only way to balance our budget without making working people pay the price is by asking those with the most to pay their fair share. Structural problems demand structural solutions.

@HBOcontent I genuinely didn’t recognize Jules

@Bubblebathgirl @NYCMayor Shut up pussy

@NYCMayor Where are the free buses?

@NYCMayor She hates this man lmaoo

@arielhelwani @AshBenta You should be embarrassed

I wish the NBA would go back to simpler times: home team wears white; road team wears dark. Two main jerseys per team. One alternate that’s only seen 8-10 times a year, no playoffs. Can’t stand when the home team wears dark colors and away wears white or when it’s two dark colors (like Suns x Thunder yesterday) or these wacky alternate jerseys. I’m embarrassed to say how much this stuff annoys me

@RedMedia_us LMAOOOOOO

Nicki Minaj and her sex offender husband have allegedly separated—following a recent change of home address on Kenneth Petty's profile on the sex offender's registry. This comes after a rumour broke out that Kenneth Petty cheated on her and got another woman pregnant. Nicki Minaj might be joining the single mothers she mocked not long ago.

@cmoneh @sarahhmccrory Just walk

@sarahhmccrory No such thing as $6 tix when parking is $50

You can get virtually nothing for under $6 in New York City, but you CAN go to a Mets game

@JudahDirect @FaytuksNetwork Shut the fuck up

@FaytuksNetwork Second shooting she’s witnessed in less than a year. Crying is understandable.

Erika Kirk was crying while leaving the scene - CNN