A Picture of Nectar
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Atlanta Braves outfielder Jurickson Profar will miss the entire 2026 season after his appeal of a positive PED test was resolved. He will serve a 162-game suspension for testing positive a second time and will be ineligible for postseason play.
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@Biigmaaccee @JeffPassan Me when I’m talking out of my ass
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@JeffPassan Suspended for 'vitamins,' but let me guess he’ll still get a standing ovation when he returns because he's 'competitive.' Meanwhile, Barry Bonds rots in exile. The morality of baseball fans is hilarious.
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@GUnit_81 All this about a game they won, without their starting 5, in a historically and well known sleepy turnaround spot for teams who just got left out of the tournament. But sure, that’s a good data point to use
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You think Auburn showed they would go 32-0 this season with Miami OH’s schedule? They had a tough time with a Sun Belt team that played a 2 point game against a Central Michigan team Miami OH trounced twice. You really need to step off of planet Auburn & back into planet earth.
Taylor G@taylorg1988
@GUnit_81 South Alabama by NET is still better than 24 teams that Miami (OH) played. Oh and Auburn won the game, so your tweet is even more stupid.
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@PressSec POTUS doesn’t even know your name FYI
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump shouts out Kellyanne Conway ... and seems to think she still works for him?
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Thank you to ABC News for issuing a correction to this story.
The problem? Their original, misleading story received 10M views and panicked people across the country.
The correction only has 100K views.
Fake News is real and it is dangerous.
The Trump White House is working 24/7 to keep up with it all and fight back.
ABC News@ABC
UPDATE: The FBI has posted a fuller version of its alert to California authorities, which includes that the information was unverified. The latest version of this story has been updated with the full statement. abcnews.com/US/fbi-warns-i…
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Auburn is 0-3 against Tennessee basketball since this
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@UnderDaSea86 @KeaGotMe You guys are fucking NPCs lmao
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@darren_holmes @GovPressOffice How does one eat a $98K grand piano?
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@GovPressOffice I can help. We feed our warfighters food that’s almost as nice as what CA governors get at fancy restaurants during Covid. Hope that’s helpful.
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Hey Nick Shirley … any insight here?
Maine@TheMaineWonk
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@ekaycbs @KyleTuckerCBB I’m surprised that white kid from Ohio isn’t at Texas A&M. That kid screams suburbs of Birmingham basketball. A little disturbing that chalky kid and his peers put up 100 on Miami
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You know what? I’d actually rather see 16-loss Auburn in the dance.
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@AJazzmom98 @Deadspin I have no love for the guy, but this is objectively funny out of trump. Guy should have done late night tv, not politics
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@Deadspin Trump can’t let a chance to needle and belittle someone go by.
A gracious, diplomatic leader would have maybe asked to be reminded of his son or just said nothing, but not wannabe insult comic Donald.
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Secretary of State Marco Rubio is a treasure and this country is fortunate to have him in service. On Jan 17, 2016 President Obama sent Iran 400 million on a wooden pallet. He couldn't deliver the money electronically due to banking sanctions @A1Policy @RJC
@LynneK@lynnek2005
Watch Marco Rubio speaking about Iran in 2015! Don't miss this one!
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@coachbrucepearl @A1Policy @RJC The clips of him lying the other day did nothing for you? He was lying through his teeth
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@EvanMiya any way to tell how many games this year have ended with a killshot? 10-0 run for Winthrop here to end the game
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@coachbrucepearl “I believe in the human touch, which cultivates sympathy with my fellow men and mutual helpfulness and brings happiness for all.”
Now let’s get bloodthirsty!
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We are an "Everything School"! This is Auburn being Auburn! War Eagle!
Senator Katie Boyd Britt@SenKatieBritt
The Department of War’s decision to partner with Auburn University to advance the military education of young Americans seeking to serve their country is great news for Alabama and our entire nation. 🇺🇸
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@pax_jorgenson @drdickboulder Yeah, real reporters don’t bank on ragebait engagement. The good ones, at least
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Auburn fans only love Auburn when they are good
Gunner Norene@norene_gunner10
The cheapest ticket (non-SRO) for Auburn’s game tonight vs. LSU is $5, excluding tax and fees. Fans can buy a lower level ticket as low as row 14 for a little as $10. These may be the lowest prices for an SEC Auburn basketball game since 2020-21 (covid).
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@TheElJefe49 @RusselloMFC @TroyMachir @cappy1986 @HorizonLeague 8 PM ET is an hour behind 7 PM ET where I’m from
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Look at this beautiful disaster of a conference tournament bracket.
Love you, @HorizonLeague
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@trillydonovan Maybe because character limits, but seeing an AD using “u” as a replacement for “you” is very jarring
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David Sayler@MiamiOH_DSayler
@coachbrucepearl u are flat out wrong about @MiamiOH_BBall when u say we would finish last in the Big East. The disrespect is awful and u should not be near a TV studio covering this sport when u show your true colors! Even slipped in a "we" when talking about Auburn, nice work!
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