Buffy Beasley

@JustJenRX 🙄 a nurse, of course. The fatigue is real.

Imagine if this woman was White and she was saying the exact same thing.

@HeyJenConway @0hour1 Same!

@0hour1 I was just telling my daughter how they rolled the TV in, we watched this disaster, they rolled the TVs back out and we resumed with science class. No grief counseling, no asking us how we felt, just pressed on looking at skin cells through a microscope.

Last time I watched a space launch I was at a school desk and the fucking thing blew up and traumatized the whole class.

@0hour1 Same bro, same.

@supergeekmike Are you stupid? He’s a dude.

Let’s actually break this question down into pieces: First, Imane Khelif isn’t trans. She’s just a strong woman. So, if you’re asking “would I let my daughter box against a strong woman,” the answer is obviously yes. If she wants to be a boxer, she will have to box strong women.

Remember when Joe Biden left astronauts stuck in space and Elon Musk had to save them?

@TONYxTWO @Johnny_Joey 🤣🤣🤣

Clarence Thomas every time he hears Ketanji Brown Jackson speak 😭

@BridgetPhetasy 💯. My husband and I were holding our breaths!

Gen X breathes a collective sigh of relief.

The GOAT. 🤣

Imagine waking up on the first official spring weekend of 2026 and spending it going to a No Kings protest to protest a man who's literally removed the two biggest dictators on planet Earth over the last four months.🤣🤣🤣

The situation in the Strait of Hormuz seems serious, but I’ll wait to form an opinion until Comic Dave Smith finishes reading the Wikipedia article about it.

@AP @LarryOConnor About f’n time!

BREAKING: Trans women athletes are banned from the Olympics by a new IOC policy on female eligibility. apnews.com/article/ioc-ol…

@iris_seraphina @redsteeze The fact that “he” screams for a female officer. 🤣

On this episode of "What Not to Do as a Lawyer"... he's gonna need a lawyer! 😂 Must be a liberal...after arguing with the judge IT pulls the “because I’m trans” card, then when found in contempt yelled “I can’t breathe” followed by a scream. 🤣

I’m not just blaming @LeaderJohnThune for his FAILURE… I’m blaming EVERY SINGLE ONE of you spineless Senate @GOP who don’t have the balls to replace him as leader! You clowns had the majority handed to you and you’re still acting like weak RINOs, slow walking America First priorities, and letting Thune drag the whole party into irrelevance. Trump delivered the WINS. The voters delivered the Senate. Y’all are squandering it with your pathetic leadership games and backroom deals. Grow a spine, remove this worthless leader! We didn’t send you to DC to play nice with Chuck Schumer, we sent you to FIGHT for the American people! No more excuses. No more failure. America First or get primaried.

@willbondspeare @Glinner Because you’re a dude.

@Glinner weren’t you arrested and banned from this app babe?? why’ve you put my name in quotation marks? 💀

fuck hbo, fuck everyone involved in this show (except the child actors) and fuck everyone who watches this show, you are supporting transphobia

@RedSoxNOLAfan @joeroganhq @GregoryEck @melrobbins Right?!? I even bought that book. 🙄

@BBeasley124 @joeroganhq @GregoryEck @melrobbins All that “Let them…” bs is total garbage.

Bill Maher: "I see so many people that are upset about [Trump] building a ballroom. I could[n’t] give a f*ckk." Mel Robbins: "Well, I give a f*ck because we’re paying for it." Bill Maher: "No, we’re not paying for it. It’s privately [funded]…"

#promoteEthansanalyst 😂

The American people are witnessing a full blown breakdown in the Senate. We have a piece of overwhelmingly popular legislation that still can’t get passed thru. This entire ordeal has exposed the failures of our system to truly represent the voters. It’s all so corrupt.

@overton_news @ScottJenningsKY God bless, how does he do it day after day with these people? Scott has the patience of Job.

Former Democrat Congresswoman Val Demings was mid-rant attacking Operation Epic Fury, when Scott Jennings stopped her cold with one simple question. She never answered it. Instead, she talked over him, dodged, and spiraled — until Jennings finally shut it down: “Yelling is not an answer.” DEMINGS: “And so the American people nor the troops on the ground have a CLUE what the president’s mission is, what the way out is.” “13 people, US soldiers have already died. We need a clear mission.” JENNINGS: “Respectfully, may I ask you a question?” “Do you believe that Iran has been the world’s largest state sponsor of terror for the last nearly five decades?” Demings refused to answer. DEMINGS: “The president is the one who said, Scott, nine months ago, that he obliterated any capability that they had…” JENNINGS: “I’m asking you a quesiton…you either do or you don’t?” DEMINGS: “So what is the mission now…” JENNINGS: “I’m asking you, I would like to engage in a debate. We’re having a debate, so I’m asking you a question.” “Do you believe Iran is a state supporter of terror?” Demings continued her rant without answering. Jennings had enough. JENNINGS: “Yelling is not an answer.” “Because you’re not prepared for this debate. Let me tell you what the objectives are.” One by one, Jennings laid them out for the entire CNN panel to hear.

@julieators @alt_w_v_g 💯! God, those were brutal every year.

@alt_w_v_g 😂 you and your analyst could make big money assisting parents in IEP meetings.

The follow-up parent/teacher conference was yesterday My wife went alone I watched her pull out of the driveway Then I called my analyst He was already in his car Parked in the alley Engine running I wore cargo shorts Six pockets Pocket three had the school handbook Pocket five had a highlighter We arrived at 3:42pm Three minutes early My wife saw my analyst in the hallway before she saw me She stopped walking Then she saw me She said "why is he here" I said "support" She said "for what" I said "the meeting" She said "this is a parent-teacher conference and you aren't supposed to be here" I said "every meeting is a negotiation" She didn't move I held the door The teacher was waiting She was not alone The principal was seated beside her Arms folded They brought backup So did I My analyst sat down and opened his laptop He asked for the WiFi password The teacher said "we don't give that to visitors" He said "no problem" and turned on his hotspot I taught him well My wife put her head in her hands The principal introduced himself Firm handshake Said he wanted to "make sure we're all on the same page" I said "I love alignment" My wife looked at the ceiling The teacher pulled out a folder Same color-coded tabs as last time I respected the consistency She said our son has made "some improvements" but there are still "areas of concern" I said "can you quantify that" She said "it's not really a numbers-based assessment" I looked at my analyst He looked at me We didn't say anything The teacher said he still "challenges classroom structure" I pulled the school handbook from pocket three Page 34 Section 2.7 Parent Rights and Student Evaluation Standards I had highlighted six lines The principal looked at the handbook Then looked at my cargo shorts Then back at the handbook The teacher said there was an incident with a multiple-choice question She pulled out the test I pulled my copy from pocket two The teacher stopped talking My wife closed her eyes The question listed fifteen gender options My son selected none of them He wrote "Not applicable" Below that he wrote "Identified: Chromosome XY" Below that he wrote "Source: Biology textbook, page 217" With a footnote My wife looked at me She said "oh my god he's becoming you" I said "thank you" She said "that wasn't a compliment" The teacher said "that's not how multiple choice works" I said "was his answer correct" She paused The teacher looked at the ceiling Why does everyone keep doing that The principal stepped in He said "the concern isn't accuracy. It's compliance." I said "interesting. My auditors say the same thing." My analyst typed something I didn't ask what My wife looked at the ceiling again The principal said he thinks our son would "benefit from learning to work within established frameworks" I said "he will. And then he'll spend his career fixing them." Nobody spoke The teacher closed her folder The principal didn't shake my hand My analyst asked if there would be a follow-up The teacher said "I hope not" In the parking lot my wife said "you wore cargo shorts to a school meeting that you weren't invited to" I said "I needed the pockets" She didn't argue She said "we need to talk about this at couples therapy" I said "only if I can bring my analyst" She got in her car My analyst sent me his notes before I got to mine Formatted Bulleted With action items There were none Except for Plz Fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone