Gentleman Bystander

@KequeMage They're really putting a lot of emphasis on the joy part of a baptism.

what life can be like without that one magical ingredient

Communists fucked up boiling water once so now we can't have cheap and efficient electricity

@klara_sjo Something something you didn't see graphite...

@smcroasters @noahforkansas Don't worry, his son will be a "daughter" soon.

@noahforkansas I hope the 70 likes was worth ruining your relationship with your son.

When my son's lips turned blue, my wife and I had to pause and ask ourselves: can we afford the ambulance? No Kansas family should ever have that conversation.

@noahforkansas Did the obviously dying child ask why the richest country in the world couldn't affoard entitlement social service healthcare for women, trans, and minority communities too?

@SteCK1878 @EndWokeness @NotGarbage79 Hell

@EndWokeness @NotGarbage79 Where do they find these weird ass looking people?

Mayor Justin Ellicker (D) slams new mural of Iryna in New Haven: "Not productive"

@Michaeldudufudu The kids are going to be alright.

LOL

*** Call for Attendance (Tullahoma, TN) *** Thomas Edward Gwynn, Tullahoma’s oldest resident and “The greatest Ranger that ever was”, passed away on Monday, April 6th, 2026 at Life Care Center of Tullahoma at the age of 106, just two months shy of his 107th birthday. Mr. Gwynn was born June, 2nd, 1919 in Moscow, Tennessee. He joined the United States Army in 1940 and became an Army Ranger in April of 1943. Mr. Gwynn served in World War II and fought in numerous historic battles, including D-Day, The Battle of the Bulge, The Battle of Normandy, and he witnessed Victory in Europe Day on May 8, 1945, which marked the end of World War II in Europe. Five years later, he returned to battle, fighting in the Korean War, where he fought in the Battle of Inchon. Mr. Gwynn was a prisoner of war two separate times, and escaped captivity both times. Because of his bravery, he earned numerous awards, including 12 Purple Hearts, the Silver Star, the Presidential Unit Citation, the Bronze Star, the Combat Infantry Badge, the Prisoner of War Medal and the Distinguished Service Cross. Visitation will be held on Wednesday, April 15th, 2026 at Kilgore Funeral Home from 11:00am-1:00pm with the funeral to immediately follow at 1:00pm. Burial with military honors will follow at Bethany Cemetery in Normandy Visitation Wednesday, April 15, 2026 11:00AM - 1:00PM Service Wednesday, April 15, 2026 1:00PM Kilgore Funeral Home, LLC 215 Mitchell Boulevard Tullahoma, TN 37388 Burial Bethany Cemetery Normandy, TN 37360 #USArmyWTFmoments

@ShitpostRock2 Liquor-by-proxy

If heavy industrial machinery is the apex predator of Chinese people and Trains are apex predators of Indian people Who is the apex predator of White people?

@buckadeath Look Satan, I know your mission is to corrupt the faith to believe lies are truth and thusly turn away from God, but you're being TOO obvious.

The most revolutionary Communist who ever lived walking alongside Joseph Stalin

@Coleidoscopes >implying you'll ever reproduce

My sons won't be going to war and that's all I have to say on this matter.

@BosunPipe @OKWildlifeDept Step 1: add salt Step 2: agitate I think you might be on to something...

@OKWildlifeDept Maybe it’s time to consider a salination plant and jump at this exciting opportunity.

I have really bad news for you about your saltwater fishing opportunities in Oklahoma ...

@FuckKoroks Well there goes my entire marketing plan for sub-luminal lasers...

@MightyDoucheBro @Dexerto The thing is, Karl can't move on, his house and "business" are in his wife's name which means she already has everything of his and is likely mulling better-dealing him so this is his only escape/keep-her strategy, it's win or die.

@Dexerto Jfc I’m not a huge Billy fan or anything but how many fucking lawsuits does Karl need to lose before he just moves on with his life? Lmao.

YouTuber Karl Jobst has filed a defamation lawsuit against Billy Mitchell Jobst says Mitchell publicly accused him of criminal conduct and fraudulent fundraising

@Dexerto Karl is going for the world record for stacking Ls, King Billy is willing to oblige.

@kangminlee The We Wuzzery never ends.

Black people are now claiming that K-Pop started at an HBCU Howard University We wuz K-Pop Demon Hunters and shiiiiiiiiii

@BrittanyXVenti The plural "wives" is an interesting choice.

…And that’s the Streisand effect.

@RandomJ80710594 FRANCE didn't, the Triple Entante "won" with a series of late-entry replacements and at a cost they STILL have yet to recover from. Tactically and strategically Prussia out fought you, you just had more people you could tag in to finish the fight.

@BabyRuckles Dude you're a grown adult who said France lost WW1, no one would take you seriously on anything after that, sorry

I see France is reaching out for friendship and our Japanese bros are vouching for them. This is going to be hard. I don't know if they know the damage their leftist countrymen have done for their reputation on this app. I'm open, but cautious.

@RandomJ80710594 You're allowing your ethno-linguistic biases to pigeonhole your perspective to the same extent you're claiming mine do, to me. Our understanding of WWI isn't based on jingoism, it's based on the disconnected observation of a people who didn't have a dog in the fight.

@BabyRuckles I speak 3 language fluently you couldn't get it, would be like teaching colours to a blind person