




Beaker
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@Beakerlives
Elon’s favorite parody account. “Twitter isn’t real life” - Plato 🇵🇸 and so it goes






REPORTER: Can you say definitively that you have not been intoxicated or absent during your tenure as FBI director? KASH PATEL: I can say unequivocally that I never listen to the fake news mafia. This FBI director has been on the job twice as many days as every director before me. I've taken half as many days off.

Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

“He speaks out on social justice issues, he speaks out on racism issues, he speaks out on gun violence and I've heard a little bit that maybe he's being stifled a little bit in that regard.” - @MarcJSpears on why Steve Kerr could leave (Via @WillardAndDibs, h/t @CurryForGame)



Munetaka Murakami might be the most slept on free agent case we’ve seen. Four straight games with a tank and buddy is not slowing down.

MUNETAKA MURAKAMI HOMERS FOR A 4TH STRAIGHT GAME!





Edwin Díaz (right elbow) expected to miss around 3 months, per @Alden_Gonzalez.
